Screwed.
All right. HEH! I read the reviews. And WOW. I wasn't expecting that much feedback. even if it wasn't necessarily good (I know I spelt 'necessarily' wrong, I'm just trying to piss u guys off :O) hee hee hee. *gets beaten with leaves *) And, I have some things to say:
Darklight Ascendant: You are officially my grammar/spelling mom ((even if you're a guy, take your pick, mother or father :O) )) I am happy you thought the idea was good, and I am NOT letting my poor English skills ruin this thing. THANK YOU for the criticism, * hugs * *receives glare from Darklight Ascendant * ^_^ I will work on this story. Many thanks and hugs. ((Gives Darklight Ascendant bronze leaf :O) )) **************
Black-Knight-1988: Thank you!!! I need criticism ((however you spell it.. lol * wink wink * And about the Bosley guy. Well, I've always wanted a screwed up guy in my fic, so my chance was laid out to me. Just try to deal with him. Oh, btw, He is Either Italian or Russian, English, or etc. He is just a info guy named Bosley ^_^ much love!
Chaptah 2: 'You did not just call me a man!!!'
Ext: Artemis and Butler are on a jet to America. Colorado to be exact. It is 6:34 p.m. ((The jet is fast, ok? Don't like it? Get ova it. ^_^))
When the two arrive, they take a cab to the lonely city of Fairplay, Colorado. They arrive at Ms. Bottay's Colorado Ward for the Mentally Insane Young Adults. By now it is 8:57. Of course, Butler and Artemis have a master plan. They plan to go to room 913, while everyone is asleep, and simply take her away :-D.
On Artemis's research, he found out that the mentally challenged people at the ward go to sleep at 9:30 p.m. Artemis and Butler waited to 9:45 p.m. They undid the lock, and crept in. Butler had a silent stun gun in case anyone was still awake. They crept up the stairs to room 913. Butler snapped off the locks, and opened the door.
The girl was not asleep, and she did not hear anything. She was typing furiously on her lab top. Butler, being discrete, came up from behind, and put his hand over her mouth. The girl uttered a cry of surprise, and took in the situation. She tried biting Butler's hand, but she felt a gun put up to her temple.
It was at this, that Artemis spoke. "Good evening. I am Artemis Fowl. Now, in a moment, Butler will remove his hand and his gun, if you do not to scream," Artemis said calmly. He knew she would scream. They always did. But when Butler removed his hand and gun from her face, she did something unexpected.
The girl tried to take a blow at Artemis. Luckily for Butlers' cheetah-like actions, he grabbed her when her fist was inches away. Artemis even felt the wind whooshing past his face. He was shocked. He had never seen a female act like this. (Well, except for Juliet, but that was an exception.)
Artemis got over his reactions quickly. "Violent, are we? Well then we'll talk later. Let's take her out, Butler." When Artemis said 'Take her out,' Kaz thought the big guy behind her was going to beat her up. She stood there, bracing herself for the pain.
But instead, Butler picked her up and tossed her over his shoulder. He held a gun to her leg in case she tried anything.
"If you scream, kick, shout, squirm, or do anything out of the ordinary, I'll blow your leg of, missy," Butler growled.
"W-wait! My lab-top please don't leave that behind, I swear I'll be quiet!" Kaz said urgently. Butler looked at Artemis, who nodded and said, "I suppose it can't have much difference."
So, we are now on the jet. Kaz is in the middle sitting contently.
"So umm, what do you want with me?" Kaz asked carefully, in a light voice.
"You are ready to talk without being nasty?" Artemis said expressionless.
Kaz crossed her arms "I can talk whenever I feel like talking."
"Very well," Was all Artemis said and sat there gazing at a travel magazine.
Butler thought: She's going to crack any moment now.
Kaz couldn't stand the silence. "ALRIGHT FINE! I'LL TALK!"
Artemis smiled to himself. "Well then, I'll get right to the point. What is your name?" Artemis of course knew her name, he was just seeing if this girl was the person he was looking for.
At this question, Kaz smiled. "Nunya Bizzness. Yep that's me."
"-_-"- This was Artemis's mood at the moment.
"You know, your about as fun as a cold sore," Kaz said, and frowned. "Well, fine. If you're going to be like that, then my name is Kaz Kustow,"
"My gratitude is positively overwhelming," growled Artemis, doing his best to be sour. "Now, what is your height?"
"I'm 5 Foot 6-and-a-half." :-D replied Kaz.
"Lovely. Your natural hair color?"
"Hee hee. I don' remember ^_^"
"Okay. Oh yes, and your weight?"
:-[ Kaz smacked Artemis lightly. "You bastard! Your not supposed to ask a lady her weight!!!"
Butler had begun to laugh, but Artemis stung him a look, and Butler conceived his laugh into a cough.
Artemis's gaze returned to Kaz. "This lady-you mind telling where she is? There are only three people on this plane. You, me, and Butler. Unless you want to count the autopilot but I highly doubt that it is a he nor a she," Artemis said. His gaze equal if not more penetrating then the one given to Butler.
Kaz went insane.
"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A MAN!!!!" She screamed. She raised her fist slowly, determined to kick Arty's ass, but Butler grabbed it and forced it back down. Kaz remained in her seat twitching.
She turned to Artemis. "By the way, I weigh one hundred and fifteen pounds, thank-you-very-much. U_U
Ah, we arrive to Fowl Mannor. Kaz is escorted to a room with a camera in it. She sat in the corner and pouted. When Artemis was just about to leave the room, Kaz spoke up.
"Artemis?" She said sweetly.
"What?" Artemis replied, irritated and tired.
Kaz shuffled her feet. "I'm hungry."
Artemis sighed. "What do you want?"
Kaz's face lit up "Do you have. Popcorn Chicken?!" O_O
Artemis raised an eyebrow. "I have never heard of such a thing."
Kaz was in shock. "I am in shock, Artemis!!!"
"Amazing -_-. Well if you are hungry come down and we'll get something.
Kaz beamed. She jumped up and looped her arm through Artemis's. He then shook Kaz off. "Stop this non-sense. You are being stupid," Artemis said with a scowl.
Kaz gave Artemis a wild look. She looked him right in the eye, their noses almost touching. "You know, Arty, people have said that I'm insane," Kaz hissed in a misty voice.
Some people, especially guys, would have been speechless at this. Artemis was not one of them. He locked her stare with burning hatred. In an equally misty tone, he replied, "Maybe that's because you are."
At this, he stomped down the stairs, and Kaz followed him down. He turned on her, and nearly made her fall. "By the way. DON'T call me Arty." On the way to the kitchen, Kaz saw the dining room table. It was huge and had many shiny things. Shiny things intrigued her, so she walked over to it. She was awed by all the silverware. No, this was-GOLDware!!!
"How can one person use all of those forks and knives and spoons?!" She uttered in awe.
Artemis overheard, and clenched his teeth. He walked to where Kaz was. "What, you are so primitive that you don't use more than one knife, at LEAST?"
Kaz thought for a moment. "No way, dude! It's either a spoon or finger food!"
"Oh right. I nearly forgot. Your kind don't have such deliquesces."
Kaz gave Artemis the look of death. In a voice she never heard even herself talk in, she growled, "What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?" She especially hated the way he emphasized on 'your kind.'
Artemis realized he had said the wrong thing. "Pardon my behavior, miss," Artemis turned and walked to the kitchen.
Below her voice, Kaz grumbled, "I have a name, you know."
Artemis heard her say something. "What was that?"
"Oh, um, yeah. Soup sounds great!" ^_^ Kaz forced a plastic smile. Artemis decided to just ignore her oddness. Kaz looked in the enormous fridge, grabbed some Beef Jerky ((Hmm, how odd. Beef Jerky in the Fowl's fridge.lmfao! Must be Butlers.))
In a matter of minutes she devoured the jerky. Artemis watched in horror. He thought, oh Gods! This girl is a wild beast!
Kaz raced up the stairs and Artemis picked away at some pasta. He then trudged up the stairs, tired and ready to sleep. He walked into his room, and was aghast.
There were incense candles all over the place. His room smelled like Ginseng Tea, and Kaz was over in the corner with her feet over her shoulders with her eyes closed and slowly saying "Ooooooommmmmmm."
"What are you doing!?" Artemis did his best not to lose his temper.
Kaz peeked open an eye, closed it, sighed, and sat upright. She opened her eyes and replied: "Yoga. What else?"
"RRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Spat Artemis, grinding his teeth. If this girl wasn't worth loads of dough, he would bury her alive. Then again, if she wasn't worth a ton of dough, why would she be in HIS house in HIS room doing yoga?!
LOL! That's the end of chaptah 2 now there is only one thing left to do: Get a snack, pick your nose, and press the little button that says review. Chapter 3 is on its way!!!
Ah, and yes. I am eagerly awaiting my mom (( Darklight Ascendant :O) )) to shower me with leaves of what he/she calls 'constructive criticism.' * sits in corner, awaiting for mom's presence O_O *
All right. HEH! I read the reviews. And WOW. I wasn't expecting that much feedback. even if it wasn't necessarily good (I know I spelt 'necessarily' wrong, I'm just trying to piss u guys off :O) hee hee hee. *gets beaten with leaves *) And, I have some things to say:
Darklight Ascendant: You are officially my grammar/spelling mom ((even if you're a guy, take your pick, mother or father :O) )) I am happy you thought the idea was good, and I am NOT letting my poor English skills ruin this thing. THANK YOU for the criticism, * hugs * *receives glare from Darklight Ascendant * ^_^ I will work on this story. Many thanks and hugs. ((Gives Darklight Ascendant bronze leaf :O) )) **************
Black-Knight-1988: Thank you!!! I need criticism ((however you spell it.. lol * wink wink * And about the Bosley guy. Well, I've always wanted a screwed up guy in my fic, so my chance was laid out to me. Just try to deal with him. Oh, btw, He is Either Italian or Russian, English, or etc. He is just a info guy named Bosley ^_^ much love!
Chaptah 2: 'You did not just call me a man!!!'
Ext: Artemis and Butler are on a jet to America. Colorado to be exact. It is 6:34 p.m. ((The jet is fast, ok? Don't like it? Get ova it. ^_^))
When the two arrive, they take a cab to the lonely city of Fairplay, Colorado. They arrive at Ms. Bottay's Colorado Ward for the Mentally Insane Young Adults. By now it is 8:57. Of course, Butler and Artemis have a master plan. They plan to go to room 913, while everyone is asleep, and simply take her away :-D.
On Artemis's research, he found out that the mentally challenged people at the ward go to sleep at 9:30 p.m. Artemis and Butler waited to 9:45 p.m. They undid the lock, and crept in. Butler had a silent stun gun in case anyone was still awake. They crept up the stairs to room 913. Butler snapped off the locks, and opened the door.
The girl was not asleep, and she did not hear anything. She was typing furiously on her lab top. Butler, being discrete, came up from behind, and put his hand over her mouth. The girl uttered a cry of surprise, and took in the situation. She tried biting Butler's hand, but she felt a gun put up to her temple.
It was at this, that Artemis spoke. "Good evening. I am Artemis Fowl. Now, in a moment, Butler will remove his hand and his gun, if you do not to scream," Artemis said calmly. He knew she would scream. They always did. But when Butler removed his hand and gun from her face, she did something unexpected.
The girl tried to take a blow at Artemis. Luckily for Butlers' cheetah-like actions, he grabbed her when her fist was inches away. Artemis even felt the wind whooshing past his face. He was shocked. He had never seen a female act like this. (Well, except for Juliet, but that was an exception.)
Artemis got over his reactions quickly. "Violent, are we? Well then we'll talk later. Let's take her out, Butler." When Artemis said 'Take her out,' Kaz thought the big guy behind her was going to beat her up. She stood there, bracing herself for the pain.
But instead, Butler picked her up and tossed her over his shoulder. He held a gun to her leg in case she tried anything.
"If you scream, kick, shout, squirm, or do anything out of the ordinary, I'll blow your leg of, missy," Butler growled.
"W-wait! My lab-top please don't leave that behind, I swear I'll be quiet!" Kaz said urgently. Butler looked at Artemis, who nodded and said, "I suppose it can't have much difference."
So, we are now on the jet. Kaz is in the middle sitting contently.
"So umm, what do you want with me?" Kaz asked carefully, in a light voice.
"You are ready to talk without being nasty?" Artemis said expressionless.
Kaz crossed her arms "I can talk whenever I feel like talking."
"Very well," Was all Artemis said and sat there gazing at a travel magazine.
Butler thought: She's going to crack any moment now.
Kaz couldn't stand the silence. "ALRIGHT FINE! I'LL TALK!"
Artemis smiled to himself. "Well then, I'll get right to the point. What is your name?" Artemis of course knew her name, he was just seeing if this girl was the person he was looking for.
At this question, Kaz smiled. "Nunya Bizzness. Yep that's me."
"-_-"- This was Artemis's mood at the moment.
"You know, your about as fun as a cold sore," Kaz said, and frowned. "Well, fine. If you're going to be like that, then my name is Kaz Kustow,"
"My gratitude is positively overwhelming," growled Artemis, doing his best to be sour. "Now, what is your height?"
"I'm 5 Foot 6-and-a-half." :-D replied Kaz.
"Lovely. Your natural hair color?"
"Hee hee. I don' remember ^_^"
"Okay. Oh yes, and your weight?"
:-[ Kaz smacked Artemis lightly. "You bastard! Your not supposed to ask a lady her weight!!!"
Butler had begun to laugh, but Artemis stung him a look, and Butler conceived his laugh into a cough.
Artemis's gaze returned to Kaz. "This lady-you mind telling where she is? There are only three people on this plane. You, me, and Butler. Unless you want to count the autopilot but I highly doubt that it is a he nor a she," Artemis said. His gaze equal if not more penetrating then the one given to Butler.
Kaz went insane.
"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A MAN!!!!" She screamed. She raised her fist slowly, determined to kick Arty's ass, but Butler grabbed it and forced it back down. Kaz remained in her seat twitching.
She turned to Artemis. "By the way, I weigh one hundred and fifteen pounds, thank-you-very-much. U_U
Ah, we arrive to Fowl Mannor. Kaz is escorted to a room with a camera in it. She sat in the corner and pouted. When Artemis was just about to leave the room, Kaz spoke up.
"Artemis?" She said sweetly.
"What?" Artemis replied, irritated and tired.
Kaz shuffled her feet. "I'm hungry."
Artemis sighed. "What do you want?"
Kaz's face lit up "Do you have. Popcorn Chicken?!" O_O
Artemis raised an eyebrow. "I have never heard of such a thing."
Kaz was in shock. "I am in shock, Artemis!!!"
"Amazing -_-. Well if you are hungry come down and we'll get something.
Kaz beamed. She jumped up and looped her arm through Artemis's. He then shook Kaz off. "Stop this non-sense. You are being stupid," Artemis said with a scowl.
Kaz gave Artemis a wild look. She looked him right in the eye, their noses almost touching. "You know, Arty, people have said that I'm insane," Kaz hissed in a misty voice.
Some people, especially guys, would have been speechless at this. Artemis was not one of them. He locked her stare with burning hatred. In an equally misty tone, he replied, "Maybe that's because you are."
At this, he stomped down the stairs, and Kaz followed him down. He turned on her, and nearly made her fall. "By the way. DON'T call me Arty." On the way to the kitchen, Kaz saw the dining room table. It was huge and had many shiny things. Shiny things intrigued her, so she walked over to it. She was awed by all the silverware. No, this was-GOLDware!!!
"How can one person use all of those forks and knives and spoons?!" She uttered in awe.
Artemis overheard, and clenched his teeth. He walked to where Kaz was. "What, you are so primitive that you don't use more than one knife, at LEAST?"
Kaz thought for a moment. "No way, dude! It's either a spoon or finger food!"
"Oh right. I nearly forgot. Your kind don't have such deliquesces."
Kaz gave Artemis the look of death. In a voice she never heard even herself talk in, she growled, "What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?" She especially hated the way he emphasized on 'your kind.'
Artemis realized he had said the wrong thing. "Pardon my behavior, miss," Artemis turned and walked to the kitchen.
Below her voice, Kaz grumbled, "I have a name, you know."
Artemis heard her say something. "What was that?"
"Oh, um, yeah. Soup sounds great!" ^_^ Kaz forced a plastic smile. Artemis decided to just ignore her oddness. Kaz looked in the enormous fridge, grabbed some Beef Jerky ((Hmm, how odd. Beef Jerky in the Fowl's fridge.lmfao! Must be Butlers.))
In a matter of minutes she devoured the jerky. Artemis watched in horror. He thought, oh Gods! This girl is a wild beast!
Kaz raced up the stairs and Artemis picked away at some pasta. He then trudged up the stairs, tired and ready to sleep. He walked into his room, and was aghast.
There were incense candles all over the place. His room smelled like Ginseng Tea, and Kaz was over in the corner with her feet over her shoulders with her eyes closed and slowly saying "Ooooooommmmmmm."
"What are you doing!?" Artemis did his best not to lose his temper.
Kaz peeked open an eye, closed it, sighed, and sat upright. She opened her eyes and replied: "Yoga. What else?"
"RRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Spat Artemis, grinding his teeth. If this girl wasn't worth loads of dough, he would bury her alive. Then again, if she wasn't worth a ton of dough, why would she be in HIS house in HIS room doing yoga?!
LOL! That's the end of chaptah 2 now there is only one thing left to do: Get a snack, pick your nose, and press the little button that says review. Chapter 3 is on its way!!!
Ah, and yes. I am eagerly awaiting my mom (( Darklight Ascendant :O) )) to shower me with leaves of what he/she calls 'constructive criticism.' * sits in corner, awaiting for mom's presence O_O *
