Chapter 2
Annoyingkit was waiting at the nursery entrance, and cats were gathering in the clearing.
Rainbowpaw was there, looking furious as he glared at Annoyingkit.
Reallyloudbigcatstar said: Annoyingkit, come forward.
Annoyingkit said: Poof! *Magically disappears at the nursery and reappears next to Reallyloudbigcatstar.*
Reallyloudbigcatstar: I now name you...uhmm lets see here *pulls out book, 'warrior cat guide for dummies' grumbles.*
Reallyloudbigcatstar tries again: I now name you Annoyingpaw!
Clan: Annoyingpaw! Annoyingpaw!
Rainbowpaw: *grumbles...* yeah whatever.
Medicine cat standing beside him: *Cuffs Rainbowpaw over the ear*
Rainbowpaw: I mean woo-hoo! Annoyingpaw!
Medicine cat:*makes a 'that's better' face*
Reallyloudbigcatstar: Annoyingpaw, your mentor will be... *pulls out 'Warriors: cats of the clans*
Annoyingpaw: *squeaks*
Reallyloudbigcatstar: Silverstream!
Gobblejaws (crazy elder, basically Purdy though): She's dead! Pick somebody else!
Reallyloudbigcatstar: Oh, oh right. Well lets see here...* flips pages*
Reallyloudbigcatstar: Aha! A summoning spell thing! Get me a marker!*receives marker*
Pooof!
*Lionblaze spawns beside Reallyloudbigcatstar*
Reallyloudbigcatstar: *clapping paws together to remove smoky air stuff that is a lot like chalk.* here we are! Annoyingkit, this is your mentor!
Lionblaze: (quietly) Is this another dimension? Am I dreaming?
Annoyingkit: Yessssss!
Lionblaze: are you supposed to be my apprentice?
Reallyloudbigcatstar: Yes he is! this is you're new apprentice, Annoyingpaw!
Lionblaze: what kind of a name is that? He should've been called something like, umm, Redpaw! seriously, what is with you cats? And what might your name be leader? Reallyloudandbigcatstar? because it would suit you!
Reallyloudbigcatstar: Not even close. But never mind, don't you suppose you should take Annoyingkit training?
Lionblaze: *Glares, then begins to walk out of camp.* c'mon Annoyingpaw, let's go train some.
Annoyingpaw: *teleports beside Lionblaze with a grin*
Lionblaze: *roles his eyes.*
