Chapter Two
Lady Venom: Our friends found themselves in the middle of what appeared to be a large, empty, endless desert full of absolutely nothing but rocks and cacti.
Snape: WEASLEY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Harry:(looks angry and opens his mouth to yell at Snape)
Ron: Hey, at least this time he's not yelling at you.
Cassie: Where are we?
Alex: Hey Cass what's with the outfit?
Cassie: What? (looks down)
Lady Venom:Cassie found herself wearing a rather skimpy outfit, very VERY similar to the outfit worn by the character Princess Jasmine in the Disney movie Aladdin. Guessed it yet, people?
Snape: Cassie please put some actual clothes on, we're in public.
Lady Venom: Public? It's only me and Dreamer watching.
Snape: Exactly.
Ron:(looks up at the sky) Who IS that?
Lady Venom:I am Lady Venom and I will be your narrator for the duration of this story, accompanied by my friend, Dreamer. Dreamer, where the hell did you go? Are you in the bar again?! I told you ten minutes ago, NO MORE VODKA!!
TheDreamer:I'm looking for the minties. If the greasy one decks the weed with the glasses I want to watch.
(They all looks up the sky with extremely confused looks on their faces)
Snape:Riiiiigghhht
Harry: Hang on, "weed with the glasses"?
The Dreamer: Oh please, I've met drag queens more manly than you.
Ron: We're all going to die!!
TheDreamer: It was then that the spineless weasel collapsed to the ground and started sobbing like a little girl.
Ron: I AM NOT SOBBING LIKE A GIRL YOU BITCH!!
Malfoy: Notice he didn't deny the "spineless weasel" part.
Alex: Dracs, it's amazing. I've finally met someone with less balls than you.
Draco: (scowls)
Alex: Oh, I'm scared. (looks down) what the??
Lady Venom: Alex was now wearing a guards outfit which really did not suit her as she was far too short.
Alex: Oh, shut up.
Hermione: Look, a marketplace. And a palace off in the distance. This must be the Aladdin universe!
Harry: Hermione are you implying that we somehow ended up in a fictional universe?
TheDreamer:No shit, Sherlock.
Harry: (looks down and realises he's dressed like Aladdin)
Crabbe and Goyle: (Are now dressed as guards and suddenly run at Harry wielding large swords.)
Snape: Finally, some action.
Alex: (tries to follow but falls over backwards because her sword is too heavy)
Snape: Alexandra, put that sword down before you kill yourself!
Crabbe and Goyle: (continue to chase Harry)
Malfoy:Yes! YES! GET HIM!
Crabbe and Goyle:(trip over their own gigantic feet and fall in a heap on the ground)
Malfoy:Oh you SUCK!
Cassie: Hang on. If I'm princess Jasmine does that mean you're the Sultan?
Snape: Well something about this trip should be worthwhile (looks down and sees he is dressed as Jaffar) Oh, hell.
Alex: Even better, you get to be the evil wizard guy!
Snape: (sarcastically) Is that any different to...never mind.
Hermione: So, who is the Sultan then?
Professor Flitwick: (comes out of the palace dressed as the Sultan) that would be me!
Alex:Wait a sec, why do we all suddenly know about the Aladdin movie when me, Cassie and Hermione are the only ones who have seen it?
Lady Venom & TheDreamer: Because we said so.
Draco: I hate you.
(Brick falls on Draco)
Draco: ... ouch.
Alex: Is he going to be ok?
TheDreamer: He'll be fine
Snape: That was violent and uncalled for!
TheDreamer: Sue me.
Lady Venom: Dreamer, enough! Stop injuring them or there'll be no one left by the end of the story!
TheDreamer: Fine.
Draco: What is the point of us being here, really?
Snape: Ask him (points at Ron)
Draco: Ah, touché.
Ron: (opens his mouth to argue) ACHOO!
Snape: (groans)
(They all get sucked away like before)
