Chapter Two

Lady Venom: Our friends found themselves in the middle of what appeared to be a large, empty, endless desert full of absolutely nothing but rocks and cacti.

Snape: WEASLEY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Harry:(looks angry and opens his mouth to yell at Snape)

Ron: Hey, at least this time he's not yelling at you.

Cassie: Where are we?

Alex: Hey Cass what's with the outfit?

Cassie: What? (looks down)

Lady Venom:Cassie found herself wearing a rather skimpy outfit, very VERY similar to the outfit worn by the character Princess Jasmine in the Disney movie Aladdin. Guessed it yet, people?

Snape: Cassie please put some actual clothes on, we're in public.

Lady Venom: Public? It's only me and Dreamer watching.

Snape: Exactly.

Ron:(looks up at the sky) Who IS that?

Lady Venom:I am Lady Venom and I will be your narrator for the duration of this story, accompanied by my friend, Dreamer. Dreamer, where the hell did you go? Are you in the bar again?! I told you ten minutes ago, NO MORE VODKA!!

TheDreamer:I'm looking for the minties. If the greasy one decks the weed with the glasses I want to watch.

(They all looks up the sky with extremely confused looks on their faces)

Snape:Riiiiigghhht

Harry: Hang on, "weed with the glasses"?

The Dreamer: Oh please, I've met drag queens more manly than you.

Ron: We're all going to die!!

TheDreamer: It was then that the spineless weasel collapsed to the ground and started sobbing like a little girl.

Ron: I AM NOT SOBBING LIKE A GIRL YOU BITCH!!



Malfoy: Notice he didn't deny the "spineless weasel" part.

Alex: Dracs, it's amazing. I've finally met someone with less balls than you.

Draco: (scowls)

Alex: Oh, I'm scared. (looks down) what the??

Lady Venom: Alex was now wearing a guards outfit which really did not suit her as she was far too short.

Alex: Oh, shut up.

Hermione: Look, a marketplace. And a palace off in the distance. This must be the Aladdin universe!

Harry: Hermione are you implying that we somehow ended up in a fictional universe?

TheDreamer:No shit, Sherlock.

Harry: (looks down and realises he's dressed like Aladdin)

Crabbe and Goyle: (Are now dressed as guards and suddenly run at Harry wielding large swords.)

Snape: Finally, some action.

Alex: (tries to follow but falls over backwards because her sword is too heavy)

Snape: Alexandra, put that sword down before you kill yourself!

Crabbe and Goyle: (continue to chase Harry)

Malfoy:Yes! YES! GET HIM!

Crabbe and Goyle:(trip over their own gigantic feet and fall in a heap on the ground)

Malfoy:Oh you SUCK!

Cassie: Hang on. If I'm princess Jasmine does that mean you're the Sultan?

Snape: Well something about this trip should be worthwhile (looks down and sees he is dressed as Jaffar) Oh, hell.

Alex: Even better, you get to be the evil wizard guy!

Snape: (sarcastically) Is that any different to...never mind.

Hermione: So, who is the Sultan then?

Professor Flitwick: (comes out of the palace dressed as the Sultan) that would be me!


Alex:Wait a sec, why do we all suddenly know about the Aladdin movie when me, Cassie and Hermione are the only ones who have seen it?



Lady Venom & TheDreamer: Because we said so.

Draco: I hate you.

(Brick falls on Draco)

Draco: ... ouch.

Alex: Is he going to be ok?

TheDreamer: He'll be fine

Snape: That was violent and uncalled for!

TheDreamer: Sue me.


Lady Venom: Dreamer, enough! Stop injuring them or there'll be no one left by the end of the story!

TheDreamer: Fine.

Draco: What is the point of us being here, really?

Snape: Ask him (points at Ron)

Draco: Ah, touché.

Ron: (opens his mouth to argue) ACHOO!

Snape: (groans)

(They all get sucked away like before)