In the large and grey battlegrounds, Eggplant Wizard, Tempura Wizard and the Reapers march near the end like soldiers. They awaited a single move from either an angel, or a goddess, or a golden guard.

Finally, something came flying through the sky like a sparrow. Clothed in a white toga, a pair of sandals along with boot covers, aided by a golden bow and a couple of dove-like wings came the Kid Icarus Pit. Golden rings appeared around his wrist as he flew over the monsters.

The Eggplant Wizard, Tempura Wizard and the Reapers looked up with mixed emotions; fear, anger and thirst for mortal blood. The young Kid Icarus swooped down and gave a stern look at the monsters. He raised Palutena's Bow and split it into a pair of golden blades. He swung around for a bit and charged straight at the Eggplant Wizard.

Eggplant Wizard didn't have time to use his staff in order to turn Pit into an eggplant but was soon ready as the angel landed a hit onto the staff. In sword-and-staff lock, Eggplant Wizard used his spare time to deliver a punch to Pit's face. Pit backed away a few steps and wiped a bit of blood from his lip.

"Quite the fighter aren't you, fruit?" he asked in a vengeful way.

"I'm a vegetable, winged wuss!" said Eggplant Wizard.

Insulted of the way that Eggplant Wizard talked about his wings, the young angel lifted up his blade to deliver a hit. Before he could harm the vicious veggie, a loud screaming, "TEMPURA!" was heard.

In a flash, the angel was no longer the general of the Centurions or the Kid Icarus, but was merely a yellow piece of fried and battered tempura with a pair of human feet. The Eggplant Wizard looked down at the shrimp form and laughed.

Unable to use his powers, the Tempura Pit dashed off as the Tempura Wizard's eye turned into a gaping happy mouth. He quickly took out a rice bowl and some chopsticks, and then started to pursue his dinner. The Reapers followed behind Tempura Wizard as they waved their scythes. The one left was the Eggplant Wizard, his mouth gaping and scratching his head.

"Does that count as cannibalism?" he asked.

His question not answered, some yelling was heard in the distance. Eggplant Wizard's single eye squinted a little but enlarged in shock. In front of him, far-away from him, were the guards in armour of gold known as the Centurions. They flew with the use of their wings and yelled their war cries. Eggplant Wizard was the only monster left in the battlegrounds and his mouth opened in shock of the sinister-looking soldiers.

People should really make fun of Tempura Wizard as he is in fact, a tempura monster who… eats tempuras. Eww. I was planning on making Eggplant and Tempura a dim-witted duo who are both idiotic and incompetent. This would make a little reference to Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo from that godawful show Captain N: The Game Master.