ONE PIECE

TITLE: WE LOVES YOU, BUT HE LOVES YOU MORE. (CHAPTER 2).

AUTHOR: mrredrum

PAIRING: ZoroxSanji/SanjixZoro, a little hint of SmokerxAce and FrankyxRobin, then of course, all the member of "Blackleg Sanji Fans Club".

WARNING: NC-17

NOTES: I really sorry, but I have to disappointed everyone whose might reading this. this chapter not that long and kinda short...RL and my lazy-ness caught me again...cliche, I know. but, that's the true. so, I really sorry...also my very much thank you too for everyone in here whose already reading and giving reviews. I really really really appreciate it...and of course my very very much thank you too for my amazing beta-er, kakairupowns-san for the beta. Thank you.

Jyabura's laugh tapered off, and with a slight blush and a cough he continued. "I joined this club only so I could investigate what kind of man the hunter… er, I mean, the cook of the Mugiwara Pirates is. That man was able to defeat me, and I thought that the only man alive who was still able to do that was Lucci and his damned bird!' Jyabura scoffed, and added, in a low murmur, "Not to mention he was successful in making a fraud out of me…"

"What was that? I couldn't hear you… He successfully fucked you, you said?" Wanze leaned in close to Jyabura, one hand cupped behind his ear, mocking him and pretending he couldn't hear his colleague's last words.

Jyabura's temper exploded, and he kicked the short man through the wall in the next moment.

The okama started worrying and screaming about how the gentlemen were not acting like gentlemen on his ship. The self-claimed god watched it all with his cold, pale blue eyes, while above his head an orb of lightning began to form as he started to lose his patience.

The flying fish rider, who were sitting in the corner of the room, began stuttering and muttering about how the two idiots better not fight near him or by chance damage his handsome face.

Suddenly, a loud crash was heard and everyone stopped dead to shift their attention to the source of the noise. The large table, which had a huge love symbol on it, had split in two.

The person responsible, special weapon still in hand, gazed around the room and spoke in a distinct voice. "If no one is going to take this meeting seriously and do something useful to prevent the wedding of Sanji-san and Roronoa Zoro, then I will destroy you all… That is the extent of my devotion to Sanji-san. He doesn't need fans that are useless and only bring him trouble. He's too noble for that…"

Bon Clay quickly strode towards him, trying to calm the second-in-command of the Krieg Pirates. "Ne, ne, ne… Gin-san, please. There's no need to be so serious. Alright, now… everyone please, calm down." He shifted his attention to his left, and the empty seat near him, and began speaking to thin air. "Absolom-san Would you please make yourself visible? We need to hear your report about how your mission is going so far."

The ex-general of Thriller Bark suddenly appeared to them. At the mention of the mission, everyone in the room straightened up in their seats, realizing that despite how much they hated each other, they all had the same purpose and devotion to the person they all loved. Personal matters could wait, and they should all work together to avoid something as wrong as some of the things their special person would do with a certain green headed swordsman.

"Hmm… my mission is working well enough, I'd say. I'm successfully terrorizing Roronoa Zoro without him even knowing it. I've already made that man fall, get hit, and crash. I've send the unluckies' ghost to haunt him, and they're really good at what they do. It seems that after their death in Little Garden from perverted-san, their ghosts are finding a physical attraction to him." He pulled out a couple of pictures from his suit to show the others. "I have also been successful enough to take a couple of secret pictures of him while he was taking a bath! Fufufu… Oh! Look at him in this picture. Isn't he an angel? His body is like porcelain… and this one, where he's sleeping… what do you think? He's like a maiden, isn't he? Oh! He's so beautiful…" Absolom cocked his head to the side and paused in thought. "I wonder why I didn't see this when I battled him back in Thriller Bark…"

He never got the chance to finish his sentence because several of the club members attacked him in unison, sending him flying across the room to smash into the ship's wall.

Gin caught all of the photos and crushed them in his palm. "Sanji-san doesn't need to be bothered by a perverted stalker with no decency, like you. He's too noble for that…" He trailed off, glaring at the invisible man.

Beside him, Wanze nodded in agreement. "True, true. There's no way the cook is still a maiden. He must have slept with the swordsman by now, considering he's going to ma – urk!"

Gin yanked him close by his collar, lifting him off of the ground and partially choking him.

"Do. Not. Say. It. Or. I. Will. Kill. You. Do you understand? Sanji-san would never willingly be in a relationship with that man… he must be forcing him."

Clap. Clap. Clap.

Everyone whipped their heads around to the source of the slow clapping, coming from the opposite end of the room. Without anyone having even the chance to move, the door broke open and a shirtless boy with an orange hat and freckles across his face strode in, holding an unconscious merman under one arm.

Several gasps rang out, and the club members gawked at the new arrival.

Grinning even as he munched on some takoyaki, he threw aside the octopus with indifference.

"Hachi!" Bon Clay was the first to reach the body, and searched him over for wounds.

"Don't worry, I didn't kill him. I won't kill someone who can make such delicious takoyaki. Besides, that old man would kill me if I did. The merman wasn't a very useful door keeper, anyway." The boy grinned a Cheshire-cat grin and sat comfortably down in one of the chairs, crossing his legs at the ankle up on the table in front of him.

Bon Clay walked cautiously towards him. "Ace-san, it's been a long time since we last saw you after you parted ways from us. If I may ask, why have you shown up again?"

"I came on behalf of my brother. He sent me a letter saying that I should check up on you guys, because it looks like two members of his crew have been bothered lately, since they decided to affiliate. And as their captain, my brother doesn't like it when his crew is unhappy…" Fire-Fist smiled. It wasn't pleasant.

"But… but – we never did anything, Ace-san…"