Once upon a time the princess in the tall castle, Grell, was sobbing because her true love Sebastian had left her after she stated she wanted his babies. Grell later heard a call from a few towers over, it was her neighbor, greed, aka rapunzel. They are the bestest tower buddies. "Omg gurrrrl. Come on you failed, brah" the black haired princess said. "I know ;-;" Grell looked out the window and saw a tiny shrimp- i mean alchemist standing at the bottom of the tower, "Uh…. Greed… Greed… shit.. let down your long hair? sure… I don't know what the fuck i'm doing.. goddammit" Grell was sure this was her true love. But that was when the bean- I mean ed started climbing up the next tower over. Grell started sobbing again.
*other tower*
Greed was wearing a huge pink princess dress thing. ((FEM GREED (Greedling) )) Her boobs barely fit. The shorty finally climbed up to the tower window, and out of breath, he fell on the floor, "Ah fuck, man….. This wasn't a part of the deal… I hate climbing" He looked up and saw le greed fem. "Who the fuck are you," said the princess with an unimpressed look. "Geez, man. I'm your fucking savior from this hellhouse castle thing. You should be nicer." "Well, shit man. I don't care. I don't like people so this is an ideal place for me to stay." He looked at her with an unimpressed look, "So I climbed this goddamned tower for nothing?" She replied, "Yup" "Aren't you gonna offer me tea or something? Come on" "Fuck no," She walked over to the bed and sat on it, clearly trying to ignore him. "Don't you wanna do anything? Come on. You gotta like doing something." Greed wasn't enjoying this, "No. I don't hang out with virgins. Go away." "No." "No?" She looked at him. "Wanna fuck?," Ed asked. "Okay"
*TO THE OTHER CASTLE CUZ I SAID SO AND I YEAH*
Grell be sobbin still, when a male Gabby (Dats hot) flew in through the window like peter pan. Grell looked up at him, eyes sparkling,"CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES" "REPENT MUTHAFUQA," Gabby shot Grell in the face with his bow and arrow. Grell died. And Gabby flew out the other window.
*TO THE OTHER CASTLE THING AGAIN*
"Damn. You a good virgin." They were both laying in one of those princess beds which I heard are really comfortable. When Gabby flew by the window, He saw them and waved his flag and cried a single tear, "Otp, brah…." And flew away.
