Inumaru12: I'm glad you people liked the first chapter. Sorry about the age mix up. I never thought of looking on Wikipedia for it. And thanks to everyone who suggested that and gave their ages to me. I was originally going to make them a little older since they have been on the sea for a while but I've decided not to.
Here are their ages:
Luffy-17
Zoro-19
Nami-18
Usopp-17
Sanji-19
Chopper-15
Robin-28
Franky-34
Brooke-88 (Yes I know some people spell Brook but I spell it with an 'e')
Harry-15
Ron-16
Hermione-16
Draco-16
Sirius-37
Remus-36
Severus-37
Fred & George-17
Luna-14
I dunno for sure on the HP cast's b-days but I'm too lazy to go find them. XD sorry so just pretend it's the right kay? Thanks.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Harry Potter. Trust me, you'd know if I owned it or not.
Warnings: Yaoi/Slash/boy love and maybe Girl love/femslash/Yuri. Bad words, sexual tendencies, innuendos, Smart!Luffy, violence, maybe future lemons, perverted comments, and mentions of abuse and a little bit of AU-ness.
Inumaru: I'm kinda doing everything from memory and I'm doing things that are and are not in the fifth Harry Potter book. So if you've read the book I'm sure you'll most likely be able to tell.
Okay since everyone who voted on my poll asked that Harry not placed with either Hermione or Severus he won't be with either and there will be no pairing with Harry. NO COMPLANING PLEASE!! So for my next poll I wanna know, Should there be a NamiXHermioneXRobin pairing (threesome), NamiXHermione, RobinXHermione, RobinXNami or some other pairing like SeverusXRobin or so on. Please check my poll on my profile after this and vote please! Thanks!
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Summery: Albus Dumbledore finds a letter left by Lily and James Potter about their heritage and when he does the spell he accidentally summons The Thousand Sunny to Hogwarts. After a test he finds that Luffy is a distant relative of Harry's. Unable to return to the seas the Straw Hats find them self at Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft of Wizardly. What will this year bring with the Straw Hat pirates roaming the halls of Hogwarts?
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Letters
"Japanese" (When most people are speaking English)
"English" (When most people are speaking Jap.)
"Blah" Any kind of magical thing speaking like snakes, sorting hat, etc.
Of Wizards and Pirates
Chapter two: The Straw Hat Pirates
Luffy watched from the wooden railing as his Nakama were taking the time they had to relax. Zoro was training, Nami was getting a tan along with talking to Robin, Usopp was playing with Chopper, Sanji was in the kitchen making some snacks for everyone, Franky was working on some super new project and Brooke was playing his violin. The Straw Hats had just gotten their newest member Brooke about two weeks ago. It had been a tough time and Luffy had nearly lost some of his Nakama but they had made it. Now on his new ship, with new friends, nothing seemed like it could go wrong. But alas, those were famous last words.
Suddenly the waves began to still and the air seemed to change. Nami sat up immediately and looked around.
"There's a storm coming!" She yelled. Everyone seemed to awake from their stupor then and began to do what they would do for all the other storms. Everyone was rushing around hurriedly except for Luffy. He was still sitting on the railing and was staring up at the sky with a frown fixated on his face. Nami ran by and noticed him doing nothing.
"Luffy! What are you doing? We need to get ready!" She yelled at him, a little unnerved by the very serious face he was wearing.
"Nami…" Luffy started, his voice flat and serious as he continued to stare at the sky.
The navigator was silent, waiting for him to continue speaking.
"I have a feeling…that something is going to happen…something is going to change." Luffy declared, his voice was monotone and distant.
Nami couldn't help but shiver slightly, either from the now cold air or from Luffy's tone of voice she wasn't sure. Luffy had made predictions like this before. The first time it had happened she just kind of shrugged it off as Luffy being weird but later she saw that it had actually happened. She began to take these 'Feelings' Luffy had more seriously. She stood there waiting, if there was more or if he wanted her to be by him or not. She watched as Luffy swung backwards and landed on his feet. With one hand on his hat, securing it safely on his head, and another on his hip he smiled at the orange haired woman that he saw as his sister.
"Let's get ready for it though, right?" He said, his grin wide.
Nami jumped lightly and nodded. "Right." She said.
The two quickly got to work when the sky began to darken at an alarming rate. Within a few seconds time the entire bright blue sky had been hidden behind the monstrous sized dark clouds. Everyone was hanging onto something as the winds whipped ferociously and the waves crashed against the ship, making every step unsteady. Suddenly everything seemed to stop. Everything was quiet and calm. Everyone shakily got to their feet from after they had been thrown down. Nami gasped as she looked up at the sky. Directly above them the clouds were swirling in a strange clockwise way.
"We're in the eye of the storm!" She shouted. Everyone was getting ready to prepare for when they entered the storm again when suddenly a hole opened and suddenly a bolt of light came down and stuck Luffy where he stood.
"LUFFY!" Everyone screamed. Even though they knew lighting wouldn't affect the rubber man they still couldn't help but be worried. But they realized that the light wasn't hurting in, in fact it was wrapping itself around him and began to lift Luffy up. Everyone was standing there gaping as they watched Luffy float a few inches above ground. Nami, who happened to be the closest to Luffy, ran forward and grabbed one of his arms. While everyone stood there, still in shock, the navigator tugged on Luffy's arm in a desperate attempt to get him down back to the ship.
"A little help please!?!" She screamed, getting everyone else out of their stupor. The rest ran over and grabbed at Luffy, trying to pull him from the light. As if the light understood that they weren't giving up without a fight it started to expand and crawl quickly over everyone else and the ship, lifting it up out of the water and into the sky. Suddenly the ship began to spin rapidly as in was swallowed up by the clouds. It went quickly, around and around making the straw hat pirates feel as if they would rid their stomachs of their lunch soon.
Just as suddenly as they had had been spinning, they had stopped and The Thousand Sunny had landed with a great splash. Everyone was disoriented and on the ground in one big mess. After a few minutes of making sure their lunch didn't come back for a second visit the straw hats shakily got up.
"Wow." Said Chopper, his voice filled with awe. The others turned and gasped too. There was a big castle just not so far away, and they had landed on a beautiful lake.
"I wonder where we are." Usopp thought out loud, the others nodding their head in agreement to the question.
"Why don't you go check?" Sanji said, pushing the sharpshooter towards rope ladder that led down.
"Eh?!? Me? Why me?!?" Usopp asked as he suddenly clutched his stomach and started to moan about a fake illness again. Nami pushed him this time and yelled at him to go. Usopp muttered about evil devil like ladies but made his way down the rope latter. As he made his way down and turned around there were three people and froze. The guy in the middle was wearing ridiculous bathrobe that were purple with yellow stars. He had twinkling blue eyes, half moon glasses, and a really long white beard. He was smiling lightly at him.
The woman on his right was looking at him with a curious and guarded look. She looked old but defiantly not as old as the first guy. She also had glasses and was wearing a bathrobe but not as crazy as the other guy. It was mostly black with a bit of white on her.
The next person was another man, who was striding up to the other two, almost silently. The man was wearing completely black. His face was pale. He had a huge nose and what looked like slimy hair and a scowl on his face. When he walked his bathrobe swirled around as in a dramatic gesture.
'I gotta learn how to do that…' Thought Usopp absentmindedly. "Hold on for one moment please." Trying not to get on their bad side, who knew what they could do. He then turned back to the ship and yelled up at the others.
"Hey! There are some people here!" He yelled. Just as soon as he had gotten that out he saw a bright red light out of the corner of his eye. It hit him directly in the chest and it knocked him flat on his back. It hurt like a bitch when he fell and he panicked mentally when he realized he couldn't move.
The Straw Hats had seen Usopp hit with a red light and then fall to the ground. They took no time to dawdle and immediately made their way down. They nearly jumped the entire way down. They crowded around the sharpshooter, their eyes wide with confusion and worry. Sanji tried shaking him but nothing seemed to work. Luffy stood up from his crouching position and stiffly walked to the three people who were speaking in hurried whispers.
"Undo whatever you did to him." Luffy demanded, his fist tightening angrily. The old man in the middle whispered again to the man who looked like a bat and the bat like man waved a stick, although it seemed to be hesitant. He heard his Nakama then exclaim with surprise and relief. He stiffly turned around and looked at them. He saw Usopp sitting up.
"Are you alright?" Luffy asked, his eyes shining with concern. Usopp gave a shaky thumb up and he turned back to the three strange people.
"I'm sorry if he caused your crewmate any pain." The old man said, clearly in English. Luffy felt surprise ripple through him. Where had they been taken to that they didn't speak his native tongue?
"Who are you, and where are we?" Luffy asked, his voice lightly accented from his Japanese. He felt stares from his Nakama on the back of his head. He knew he had some explaining to do.
"My name is Albus Dumbledore and I mean you no harm. Please forgive my friend, he though you were going to be a danger to the school." The old man he was looking at now had a name.
"Al-bus Dum-ble-dore…This place is a school?" Luffy asked, his curiosity getting the better of him.
"Yes, although the children aren't back from summer vacation just yet." The old man said. "May I ask what your name is?"
Luffy briefly wondered if he should tell him but decided that since the old man had told him his name why not be polite and tell him. "Monkey D. Luffy" he said, using the Japanese way and putting his last name first. He didn't like the way the man's eyes began to twinkle madly. It reminded him of how Nami's eyes would get when she thought of a way to get rich quick.
"Well then Mr. Luffy, why don't we go inside and we can talk about why you're here."
Dumbledore said.
Luffy looked at him a few moments more, wondering if this turned out to be a trap if he could take him. He knew if it was just an old man, yes he would, but with those stick things it was different. Who knew what those sticks could do. He nodded and then turned towards the others.
"Everyone, we're going to follow this man into the castle and he's going to explain why we're here." Luffy said to his Nakama. They nodded but sent his curious looks. They quickly fell into step with him and as they were walking up to the castle Nami closed in on Luffy and grasped his arm with her own and continued walking.
"Luffy, how could you understand what he was saying? What language was he speaking?" The red head whispered to him. She had a look that demanded answers. Luffy gave a small sigh and tore his eyes away from the old man's back and looked at her and gave his Nakama a brief once over before speaking in a hushed tone towards them.
"That man says that his name is Dumbledore Albus. He is speaking English." Luffy explained. Nami opened her mouth to ask more but closed it as Dumbledore turned to speak to them.
"Welcome," The old man said, his blue eyes twinkling. "To Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardly."
The doors opened and everyone felt their jaw unhinged. It was huge inside! They felt as if their jaw would never come up off the floor after seeing all these things. Was that painting moving? Did it just wink suggestively at Sanji?!? Ignoring the snickers from the rest of his Nakama Sanji followed after the older gentlemen blushing slightly.
The rest caught up an they finally came to a stone gargoyle in which Dumbledore stepped up to it.
"Warheads." He said earning a look of distaste from both the bat man and the older woman. The gargoyle jumped out of the way and the old man made his way up the stairs followed by the others. As they made their way into the room they were amazed. It was a huge oval room with so many breakable-looking trinkets. There were more paintings on the walls behind the big mahogany desk. They were portraits of men in weird robe like outfits like Dumbledore, except they seemed to be sleeping. Dumbledore went behind his desk and sat down at his plush chair. He then waved his wand and more chairs appeared, making the straw hat crew jump with surprise and gape in astonishment. They looked at Luffy who hesitantly sat down in one of the chairs and then followed suit. The room had seemed smaller when they first walked in but now it was as if it was bigger now. Like magic.
"Now Mr. Luffy to make things easier, does any of your friends speak English like you?" The headmaster asked. Before Luffy could even open his mouth another voice spoke up.
"I can speak English, Headmaster-san." Robin said fluently, her words flowing together expertly and with only a bit of accent.
The others seemed confused and didn't understand a word that they were saying so it was safe to say that they didn't understand English.
"Very well then. They can have these." With a wave of his wand, Albus conjured seven bracelets. "These will allow your crew mates to understand, speak, and even read in English."
Luffy took them and examined them carefully before giving one to his first mate asking him to try it on in their natural tongue. Zoro was a little reluctant at first but did what he was told. As soon as he put it on he felt a warm wave of knowledge flow through him. Suddenly he could understand what the strange letters meant and he could recall what the conversation Luffy was having with the strange looking man with the long white beard and understand it. It felt like a huge rush, like the feeling of vertigo had hit him head on. Zoro clutched his head slightly.
"What the hell was that?" He grumbled in English, not seeing the wide eyed looks from the others.
"Zoro, do you understand me?" Luffy asked, looking at his first mate. His eyes shined with curiosity.
The green haired swordsman sent his captain a semi annoyed look before answering.
"Yes, of course I can understand you Captain." He said.
Luffy grinned and Dumbledore's eyes sparkled even more. Zoro pursed his lips, not really understanding why they were so excited over the fact he could understand them.
"Well then," Said Dumbledore, his lips twitching at the shocked look that he saw from Zoro who realized that he could understand this man. "How about you put those on the rest of your friends so they can understand what I am about to tell you."
Luffy nodded and handed out the rest of the bracelets and everyone soon felt the sensation of vertigo. (A/N: Now that everyone is speaking English it won't be bold and in italics anymore unless everyone else is speaking Japanese. Any questions, please ask.)
"Whoa…" mumbled Usopp. "What hit me?"
The old wizard waited until everyone had settled down before begin to talk.
"My name is Albus Dumbledore. I am headmaster of this school; Hogwarts: School of witchcraft and wizardly. I recently found a diary of sorts that was left to me by a dear friend of mine years ago that hadn't been sent to me till now. She asked me to please summon a distant relatives of hers and when I completed the summoning you and your friends appeared Mr. Luffy. My friend of mine nearly begged through the old letter to make sure that I summoned you and asked you to please look after her son who is your distant cousin. My dear friend and her husband, another dear friend of mine, died at the hands of a dark wizard who tried to kill their son, your cousin, but his spell hit him and rebounded by an ancient spell so it killed him instead. The dark lord in which most people feared at the time was killed by a mere infant. The infant lost both of his parents that night and also became the wizarding world's greatest hero." The old man stopped. It was as if his age finally caught up with him.
"The boy, Harry Potter, has a knack of having trouble follow him. My wish is that if you would please watch him and maybe give him someone to turn to when he needs it."
There was silence before Nami coughed.
"S-so, let me get this right; You're a wizard and there was this dark wizard who went and killed Luffy's cousin's parents but because of a ancient spell it bounced off him and killed the dark man and now this 'Harry Potter' needs Luffy protection? Why?" Nami asked, her eyes narrowed with a stubborn righteousness.
Dumbledore sighed lightly.
"Last year during an event that happened here at Hogwarts Harry and another student were taken from Hogwarts grounds and the other student was killed. Harry then witnessed the dark lord reborn with his own blood. Before he couldn't touch Harry without major damage to himself but now with Harry's blood in his veins he can easily touch him. Luckily Harry made it back to Hogwarts but was in much hysterics because of his friend's death and the dark lord's return. He told of the dark lord's return but the minister refuses to believe it's true." The man shook his head.
"But mainly Harry needs protection from himself. Harry feels as if he should be the one to take care of everything and yet at the end he feels that if every lose is his own fault. The poor boy just really needs someone to listen and not judge him."
The silence was so thick that you could probably hear an owl's feather drop from a mile away.
"So, you want us to protect this boy from a bat-shit crazy dark lord? That's a new one…" Muttered Sanji.
Snape snorted. Calling the Dark Lord bat-shit crazy was only the icing on the cake.
"And who are you guys?" Sanji asked, his hands unconsciously reaching for his pocket where his smokes were.
"Ah, forgive me. I'm old and I forget easily." Albus said. "This is Minerva McGonagall, she's the deputy headmistress and the transfiguration teacher." McGonagall nodded stiffly. "And this is Severus Snape, the potions master." Snape merely looked at them with a scrutinizing gaze. "And I am Albus Dumbledore. If I may ask your names?" Dumbledore asked, a small smile on his face.
"My name is Monkey D. Luffy and I'm captain of the Straw Hat Pirates. This is Roronoa Zoro, my first mate and swordsman." Zoro gave a small nod while a permanent scowl seemed to be on his face.
"This is Nami, she is my navigator." Nami gave a smile and winked.
"This is Usopp, my sharpshooter." Usopp looked proudly at Luffy.
"Sanji, my cook." Sanji frowned slightly as he fidgeted with his cigarette box.
Chopper, my doctor." Chopper squeaked and hid behind Usopp.
"Robin, my archeologist." Robin gave a tip of her hat and a mysterious smile.
"Frankie, my shipwright." Frankie flashed a smile and a thumbs up.
"And Brooke, my musician." Brooke bowed his head lightly before laughing slightly.
Dumbledore's eyes twinkled almost madly while Snape and McGonagall just stared, slightly dazed.
"Well then. I'm sure that most of you are exhausted. Why don't I get you to somewhere you can sleep in peace? I'll answer anymore of your questions tomorrow to the best of my ability after you have had a chance to fully soak in all the magic." Dumbledore then took one of his magical trinkets and got up.
"Here, every one of you hold on to this, hold on to it tight."
Everyone moved around and grabbed onto the object.
"Ancestor." Said Dumbledore and suddenly everyone felt the feeling of being pulled by their navels and being whirled around in the air. Suddenly the ground was under their feet again and only Dumbledore and Luffy were the only ones left standing. They quickly got up and dusted them selves off. Everyone was about to say something when Dumbledore quickly passed a piece of paper around to everyone. They all read it and felt the knowledge enter their minds and a house suddenly showed it's self to them. The old wizard quickly ushered them inside. They all looked around at the old house and scrunched their noses a bit.
"Welcome, to Grimmauld Place."
TBC
Inumaru: Hey guys!!! Sorry it's been a while but I had school and it's eating my life. That basically goes for all my stories too. Luckily Thanksgiving break is next week and maybe I'll get time to work on new stuff.
Before you hound me for it, YES! Dumbledore will explain things better even more next chapter and the Straw Hat's decisions will be showed. And yes I am a bitch for leaving it off at a cliffhanger again. (Yes it's kinda a cliffhanger, kinda not. It definitely is for me…when it shouldn't be.)
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