Hello again! On with chapter two! Oh, and for the little sex reference, and language, this chapter is T. You'll find it somewhere :)

THE BIG BOOK OF CAM

Chapter Two

Violence Is Not Obliged

"Violence is not obliged, Sammie...why do you have to break his neck...all he did was push me to the lockers..." Carly gripped Sam's hand tighter as they walked about College Seattle.

"Cupcake! He imitated you! You came home to my house crying! You never come round to me! Ever!" Sam retorted. She was just that stubborn - she just enjoyed fighting and picking fights.

"Please, Sammie...no violence..." Carly pouted.

Sam didn't take a moment to consider, "No! I want to hurt him! He hurt you!"

"I'll tell you what..." Carly used that oh so special flirtatious tone only to Sam, "If you don't beat him up...I'll treat you to a little something later...in my bed...how's about that?"

Sam, unlike before, considered this idea for a long time; after about five minutes, she smirked, obviously thinking dirty thoughts, "OK...fair game...I won't hurt Jack..."

"You better not..." Carly gleamed happily as she kissed Sam. Unlike most lesbian relationships, people supported them and found it adorable whenever they would kiss. As they kissed this time, the whole hallway started cheering. The couple giggled and kissed again.

"CAM, CAM, CAM, CAM!" Somebody shouted. Soon, everyone was chanting Cam.

However, not all people were comfortable with Carly and Sam's relationship. Colonel Steven Shay had stopped talking to her after Carly declined of going to Italy, (A/N: Read The Diary of Sam Puckett. You'll find out why) and Sam's Mom even went so far as to kick Sam out.

Sam wasn't complaining, since she wanted to leave her disgusting house from the moment she could crawl. But Carly was hurt at Colonel Shay's reaction, and stopped talking to him once and for all.

Freddie, as ever the little tech nerd, ran over, clutching a video camera, "You guys! Can I please date Melanie? Please? She knows so much about technology that it's killing me!"

Sam shot him a death look, fists clenched, "Dude. I've said before, I'll say it again. YOU CAN'T DATE MY SISTER!"

"Sammie...that includes violence to other people as well..." Carly warned, pulling one of Sam's fists down to her waist.

"Fine...go and...g-get her..."

"WOOOHOOO!"

Carly snuggled up to Sam, "Hey...I have to go to the Library...wanna come Baby?"

Sam planted a kiss on her temple, "You know I'd love too...but I need to...go and see Wendy for something!"

"OK...call me, Baby..."

"Will do, Cupcake..."

Carly walked to the library, meeting up with a couple of her friends. Sam glanced around for a moment, checking to make sure that no-one that Carly knew was around. Truthfully, she wasn't going to see Wendy. Wendy didn't even to to their college.

"Where's Fred-Nubs? Where oh where oh where?" Sam chuckled to herself.

She walked down the hallway until she arrived in the technology room, "Probably in here..." She peaked through the window. Freddie and her sister, Melanie were sitting next to each other on the couch. It was too close for Sam's liking, however.

"Violence is not obliged, Sammie...hmm...we'll see about that, Cupcake..."

MEANWHILE, IN THE COLLEGE LIBRARY...

Carly was reading some book on the scientific inquiry of Einstein. One of her friends, Alex, a golden haired girl with pale skin, asked, "Where's Sam? She was supposed to meet us?"

"Oh...my Baby's talking to Wendy...y'know...that red-headed girl..." Carly continued to read.

"No. No I don't. I don't think Wendy even come's here. If she did, I'd know her."

Carly's eyes widened; if Wendy didn't go to their college then...Sam lied to her. Her Baby lied to her. Carly's expression of upset turned into anger. She slammed her book down on the desk and stormed out, 'Sam lied to me...' She felt tears stream down her eyes.

She stormed down the hallway - thudding past all of the prisses, the jocks and the nerds. She wanted nothing more then to see Sam and give her a good smack.

Finally, she found Freddie screaming for dear life, running down the hallway. Melanie was then heard, screaming something Carly couldn't quite make out. Sam appeared, arguing with Melanie.

"MEL! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND! HE'S GROSS!"

"No! You just don't like it whenever I have a boyfriend!"

"What's going on?" Carly ran over, asking the twins. The Puckett's began to talk over one another -, "OK! QUIET!" Carly screamed, "Mel, you first."

"Well, Freddie asked if he can be my boyfriend, and then Sam busted down the door, screaming something like bloody murder. Freddie then started to run."

"Sam! What did I say?" She turned to Sam.

Sam's head was hung low; she knew she shouldn't of said or done anything, "Violence is not obliged, Baby...I'm sorry, Mel..."

"That's OK, Sammie! I forgive you!" Melanie skipped away happily. Melanie was so forgiving it was quite dangerous.

Sam attempted to sneak off, only to be caught on held by her girlfriend, "You're still in trouble with me, young lady."

"But Mel said it was OK!" Sam whined like a five year old.

Carly felt her blood boil, "You lied to me!" She slapped Sam's cheek. Sam winced in pain and clutched her cheek. It turned red within matter of seconds.

Sam looked at her and chuckled, "Violence is not obliged, Carls..."

Get Sam's joke? That's what Carly said at the beginning! And, it's the main catchphrase of this one-shot! I'm sorry for not updating yesterday (I was working on a new fanfic, My Best Friend's a Sucker for Blood - R&R that too!)

I ask people to R&R for one reason; It gets me fired! I'm always pumped for a new story when you guys review! Even if it's only one.

Thanks for reading! :)