Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, as if I did, I'd pull a Hussie and make them all die... to only be brought back to life.

Warning: Language.

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Ugh, my head. Why the hell does it hurt so much?

I cradled my head in my hands as I shut my eyes even tighter to block the light that was trying to blind me. I curled up into fetus position and held it for a few seconds, before realization dawned onto me and my eyes popped open.

I fell asleep at my desk.

Yet, I'm laying down.

I cautiously surveyed my surroundings and was greeted with trees. A fuck ton of trees. I was placed in the middle of a small clearing with absolutely having no clue where I was.

I was kind of hyperventilating.

Was I kidnapped? Did I die? Am I dead? How did I die? What happens to Mr. President? Who is going to feed him? Is he going to be alright? HOW IS MR. PRESIDENT GOING TO WRITE PAPERS AND DO PRESIDENTIAL STUFF WITHOUT HANDS?! HE NEEDS ME FOR THAT!

Still looking around, my gaze lingered on a black blob. I say blob as my glasses have been misplaced and I can only see colorful blurs. The reason I knew I was looking trees is because I made an educated guess from the amount of green and brown I saw.

Inching myself closer, I recognized it to be my bag that I had all my portable electronics in. So, that destroys the theory of me being kidnapped as they probably would have taken the very expensive things and dumped me here. So... what the hell happened?

I stood up shakily as my head was still pounding and placed the side bag on my shoulder. I looked through it and everything was still there. All the books and the plushies were still in there as well as all the electronics and cords for them. As well as my glasses (Thank god!) and I placed them onto my face before I forgot about them. Yet, I couldn't wrap my brain around the situation (partially from the head ache).

I took out my phone from the bag and looked at the time.

1:15 AM.

Um... No. That's impossible. It cannot be 1:15 in the morning and it be this bright out. Also, with the position that the sun is, it should be about three PM or around noon. I let out a frustrated sigh as I boggled my mind with this information.

Okay, so I'm not home... or anywhere near home it seems. In New York, it is one AM. On the Pacific side, its three hours behind so it would be... ten PM. Okay, so I can rule out the Americas. Now, Europe is about five-six hours ahead of the East Coast so that would be... seven or eight o'clock in the morning. Fuck. So, I can rule that out. I must be somewhere in Asia as that is the only plausible thing I can think of. I can assume that it is somewhere near the equator as it is a warm day. Not too hot nor cold.

Now that I have a general idea as too where I am, I have to confirm my suspensions and find a civilization. Maybe even a road would be more of a clue as to where I am. If they drive on the left side, then my job would be so much easier. If not, I still have some more places to rule out.

Still, I wanted to try something. I pulled out my phone and went to the maps app and... it couldn't find out where I am. Perfect. Looks like I just have to deal with the compass and go my own way until I find a main road.

Ugh. This is too much effort.

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When I had finally found a road in the bloody forest, it turned out to be a large dirt path instead. It seemed to be frequently used as there was not a patch of grass on the trail at all (As if there were any to grow on it, it would be trampled into nothing). It traveled left to right until the horizon for both sides. I narrowed my eyes in annoyance at how troublesome this all was. I settled for right and stomped down the road.

- ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ -

Oh my lord. Finally!

I was about to cry from how happy I was to finally see lights of a small village. The sun has descended about an hour ago, signalling that it's about 6 PM. I had been walking for ages and my feet are sure to have blisters. Seriously, I am beaming with gratefulness to whatever god is looking down upon me. I'm not a religious person but dude, me and you are chill now, man.

I could hear music and laughter before I even came in proximity of the town. There were lanterns strung up underneath booths that held prizes and sweets. The woman were dressed in silky gowns as the men wore layered robes. Children were smiling happily and weaving between groups of strangers, all while giggling.

Once I actually stepped into the town did I realized that this was actually a festival. I also noticed that I was way under-dressed for the occasion as many strangers stared at me with questioning gazes and whispers made way to my ears. I suddenly felt uncomfortable and weaved through the crowd. I didn't really take any notice to anyone in particular, trying to find a payphone (as on my journey, I say I had no service on my phone) or a motel at the very least, when a flash of green crossed the side of my vision. I looked in the direction to see a young woman with long green hair. She was holding up a cotton-candy stick and sharing it with her friends.

Now, I would have dismissed this as just someone having their hair dyed, but as I gazed through the crowd, there were more people with odd colored hair. There were elders, adults, children and hell, I even saw a toddler with unnatural hair. There were the normal colors, sure, but there were also purples, blues, greens, pinks and more. I was actually very confused. Plus, this wasn't giving me any hints as too where I was. They all looked drastically different enough for whatever country I am to possible be considered a melting-pot, yet... they all slightly looks the same as well.

Hell, maybe I'm in Australia.

Of course, I wasn't paying attention to where I was heading and bumped into a little girl (No more than eleven years old) with pastel purple hair herself and little glasses. "Ah! I'm so sorry!" I apologized quickly. She just gazed at me questioning before smiling brightly and skipping off, without a word. Okay... I'll take it that she's not mad at me?

I brushed off the strangeness and passed the colored hair off as some new fashion trend. I started to look around for a motel. This town is on a well-used trail and it seems to be miles from any other towns so it's okay to assume that there would be a place to stay here. If not, then there is destined to be a town down the road more. One building had a sign out the front of it, saying, "Stay here!" with a kind of pathetic smiley face next to it. So, it's an English speaking country (I don't know if first language or second, but I don't care).

Well, that Australia theory might not be that off.

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So yeah, Chapter 1 is out. I'm going to wait until Monday to post Chapter 2 so I have some time to finish Chapter 3 and write hopefully to Chapter 5. So see you Monday!

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