OKAY….so this is the funny part (near the end)…. I tried to make it funny
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Bella smiled as Edward crossed the room to embrace her. He sat on the edge of the bed and hugged her tight. She hugged him back as hard as her old arms could. He looked at her again. "Edward," she started, "I know it's silly but…"
"Love, anything you say…I'll understand." His body stiffened as he prepared for the worst.
"I never got over you. I never married. I never had kids. I just lived waiting for you to come back."
His eyes widened. "Stop it Edward, I know I'm old and not as pretty as I was back when I was young but you don't have to stare." She blushed and looked away.
This is what he had been missing. HE loved her still. He placed his cold hand on her flushed and wrinkled face and felt the texture of her skin. "Love, you couldn't look more beautiful." He pulled her face closer to his and kissed her lips.
Bella's eyes widened at first, exaggerating her crow feet, but soon her hers drifted closed and her liver-spotted hands went to grip his hair and the back of his neck. She pulled him closed as he began to deepen and French the kiss. He could hear her old weak heart-beat speed up.
Edward pulled away and touched his forehead to hers. After all these years he still couldn't read her thoughts. "I love you, Bella"
She looked at his and blushed again. She turned to look at the bed and then back at his handsome face and whispered in her sexy grandma voice, "You know…I saved myself all these years incase you ever came back."
"Saved what, Bella?"
"My virginity."
Edward was shocked. She loved him so much as to remain a virgin for eighty nine years. He kissed her again and pushed her down to lie on the bed. She giggled (o_O) until they both heard a crack. "Ow, my hip," she said.
Edward chuckled as they continued to kiss. He pulled away and leaned in to whisper, "I can't live without you, I tried but I missed you too much. I'm going to…turn you."
"You still want me after all these years?"
"Love, you could've been a corpse and I still would've wanted you."
She smiled at him for his comment and said, "I love you."
His kisses ghosted from her lips to the sagging skin of her neck. She could feel his teeth as they graved the column of her neck. He pressed them to her neck in preparation for the bite and then he-
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Bella as she bolted up from the bed. She ran into the bathroom that she and Charlie shared and looked into the mirror over the sink. She was still young. Her fingers tips rubbed harshly over the smooth skin of her face. She was breathing heavy.
"Love, what happened?" asked Edward who was standing in the doorway. He had been there when she went to sleep that night.
She turned around and glared daggers at him. "You WILL change me."
"Huh?"
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That's it….
I was bored okay (A)
