Hello Lovely readers~! Its Splitthedeck 3 A lot of you have been commenting on the name change of Sasuke's 'parents.'

It seems to bug you a lot, and i would just like to inform you that Mairi and Deikari are not his parents. Mairi is his aunt, Deikari his uncle. I was going to reveal this slowly, but considering the flames I keep getting I thought it would be wise to just tell you now. I do not want to change Sasuke's parentage, and I appreciate the many positive comments you have all been leaving. Its your feedback which makes me want to keep writing XD thank you all! There will be more soon, and Merry Christmas 3 Splitthedeck

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters

Warningts: boyxboy yaoi, SasukexNaruto, don't like dont read

"SASUKE STOP IT." Mairi yelled running into the kitchen to find Sasuke heatedly making out with the blonde he had brought home.

"What?" Sasuke pulled away dropping Naruto to the floor.

"Damn teme." Naruto growled rubbing his sore ass.

"Your father is almost downstairs."

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"He is not my father."

"Yes he is."

"Shut up woman." Sasuke growled reaching down to grab the rather frightened dobe from the floor. "Naruto, we're going on a little trip okay?"

"B-but to where?" Naruto's brow furrowed as Sasuke roughly pushed him up the stairs.

"Just shut up and repack your duffel bag."

"But I thought we were here for the holidays..." He was shoved into Sasuke's room.

"We are. I'll bring you back, bitch, so get the fucking bag."

"You owe me four weeks of ramen, " Naruto grumbled.

"And why is that?"

"YOU FUCKING TRIED TO RAPE ME SEVERAL TIMES! I DESERVE AT LEAST FOUR WEEKS OF RAMEN."

Sasuke glared at him and shoved a blanket into a bag he had pulled out from under his bed.

"As I recall, it was you who reacted the way you did."

Naruto's eyes narrowed. "Anyone would react when a fucking sexy teme was rubbing his crotch against theirs."

"So you think I'm sexy." Sasuke wiggled an eyebrow.

"You want to know what I think?"

"What?"

"I think your a bastard."

"I know your a bitch."

Naruto stuck his tongue out. "At least I'm not your bitch."

"We'll see." Sasuke smirked, that earned him a punch to the gut. He just rolled his eyes and packed a couple pairs of gloves and another blanket. With a contented sigh he zipped up the dark blue bag and slung it around his shoulder. He watched despairingly as it took Naruto a very long time to finish packing, when he finally did, they headed outside briskly to Sasuke's motorcycle.

"B-but its fucking cold, Sasuke!" Naruto griped rubbing his barely clothed arms.

"Did you bring a jacket?"

Naruto shook his head.

"You're an idiot. It is winter you know."

"I'm so-rry!" he spluttered, "How was i supposed to know it would be really cold at your house. I've never been here before."

Sasuke sighed and gestured for Naruto to wait as he headed inside to get him a jacket. He came out a few minutes later with a big black jacket that looked like it would be about as hot as hell. He handed it to Naruto who eyed it with distrust.

"What did you do to it?"

"I didn't do anything to it."

I'm not sure about that..." He scrunched up his nose.

"Shut up and put the fucking jacket on, Naruto."

Naruto put it on and was immediately warm. The jacket was soft and smelled good and he snuggled down inside of it. Sasuke got on the motorcycle retrieving the helmet from a handlebar and handed it to Naruto.

"I don't want it."

"Put it on."

"I donnnn't waaaaaant toooo!"

"If you don't put it on right now I'll make you my bitch, right here, right now, on my motorcycle with everyone watching."

That shut Naruto up as he buckled the helmet on and climbed onto the motorcycle behind the teme. He hesitently wrapped his arms around Sasuke's waist holding tight as the motorcycle took off. His nose and fingers were soon cold and he brainstormed anything to get them warm again.

"T-Teme?" The wind roared nearly losing his words.

"Hn?" Sasuke's face turned slightly one eye flashing to the adorable blond's face.

"Why do I react so much when you touch me?"

Sasuke nearly swerved off the road.

"My God, Naruto, can we talk about this later? I'm driving right now."

"Teme!"

"Dobe, just drop it til later."

"I waaaaant to know!"

"Dobe!"

"Teme!"

"Naruto. Be. Quiet." Sasuke's voice was cold and Naruto immediately shut up biting his lip. They drove down dark highways full of fleeting cars and people until it got dark. The whole time Naruto did not say a word, and neither did Sasuke.

"Wh-where are we gonna sleep?" The blond finally asked his voice husky with lack of use.

"Hotel."

"I don't have any money."

"I do."

After that Naruto didn't say another word. Sasuke felt awkward. He was really really tempted to turn around and apologize to the dobe for snapping at him. He decided against it, and sat in silence as he parked by the door to a very fancy hotel.

He waited for Naruto to get off. He didn't.

"Naruto?" No answer. "Naruto!?" Still no answer. "Look, I'm sorry for snapping at you dobe." he sighed and turned obsidian eyes on the blonde, who was asleep. He grunted angrily and bit Naruto on the ear. He woke up with a start yelping and swatting at Sasuke.

"TEME."

"Shut up. We're here."

Naruto squinted at him, cereluen eyes gleaming.

"I'll get you back. Believe it."

"Hn."

Naruto hopped off of the motorcycle wobbling slightly. Sasuke slid off reaching a hand out to steady the blond as they headed inside the building. They checked in with the receptionist and headed to their room.

It was dark inside and cold the heater having been left off. Sasuke turned it on while Naruto stripped off the jacket.

"The shower is mine, Teme."

Sasuke just rolled his eyes watching as the blonde trotted off to the bathroom. When he was gone Sasuke changed into his pajamas, which consisted of boxer shorts, and layed down on the bed. He stared at the ceiling hands behind his head and listened to the dobe sing in the shower. He had a really good voice, though the raven would never say that out loud, and certainly not to his face. Naruto was like a rabbit, he decided. He was cute and to other rabbits perfectly fuckable... Adorable.

Naruto turned off the water and hopped out reaching for a towel. He wrapped it around his waist and stared in the mirror intently trying to think of a way to get the teme back. He could sabotage his toothpaste? He shook his head and ran a hand through his blonde hair sighing. He would come up with something. Naruto stepped out of the bathroom and stared at the raven who was engrossed in something on the ceiling. He eyed the sexy curves of the teme's body, the delicous abs, and his broad shoulders that would feel amazing to be cuddled by.

"Sasuke." Naruto breathed quietly as a completely deliciously evil plan filled his head.

"What is it dobe?" Sasuke turned to see a practically naked Naruto dripping delectably with water and eyeing a very naughty place. The blonde pounced at him pushing him into the covers as he pressed against him.

"I want to take you right now." The blonde whispered huskily against Sasuke's neck. Sasuke froze... take him? But Naruto could not possibly thinking that he was the man in this relationship.

"Naruto, you are not the seme."

"I'm not?" The blonde smirked wickedly bending down and licking one of Sasuke's already pert nipples. Sasuke's eyes widened even more.

"No."

"Be quiet teme." He sucked on him roughly, an expert tongue swirling his nipple in his mouth. Sasuke flinched his body rigid. He. Would. Not. Be. The. Uke.

Five seconds later Naruto's face was pressed into the pillows Sasuke's hands splayed across his hips.

"T-teme! You're fucking ruining my revenge!" He growled squirming. Sasuke's chest pressed to the dobe's back and he licked his ear while tugging off Naruto's towel. "TEME." The blonde exclaimed in alarm his heart beating extremely fast.

"Shut up." Sasuke said harshly spanking Naruto's ass in punishment. The blonde whimpered clutching the covers tightly in his fingers. Sasuke spread Naruto's legs hands holding his hips away from the bed.

"W-what are you doing?" Naruto cried out as Sasuke's clothed member ground against his hole. He bit the pillow holding back moans as Sasuke ground again and again and again.

"I want you to cry, Na-ru-to." Sasuke let go with one hand and grabbed Naruto by the hair pulling his head off of the bed as he rubbed dangerously hard against the dobe. Naruto screamed in pleasure tears filling his eyes, then Sasuke pulled away letting the blonde colapse on the bed.

"Sasuke!" Naruto whimpered his member throbbing painfully.

"I'm going to teach you something." Sasuke whispered his obsidian eyes devouring the erotic sight in front of him. He took one of Naruto's hands and brought it back to Naruto's ass.

"W-what the hell are you doing?" He asked glaring through tear filled eyes. Sasuke rubbed one of Naruto's fingers against his own entrance. Naruto moaned eyes widening in surprise.

"This little hole, can give you a lot of pleasure." The teme whispered rubbing Naruto's finger across it again. He then let go of the blonde and headed to the bathroom. "I'm taking a shower, don't bother me."

Thanks for reading everyone! Haha the ending is kind of mean of me :P oh well. more to come soon XD thanks for reading 3 Splitthedeck