I forgot to do a disclaimer, so, I don't own Maximum Ride or any of the characters, they belong to James Patterson. Zac Efron doesn't belong to me either.
"YOU ARE PURE EVIL!" Nudge screamed at Iggy and Gazzy, absolutely furious that they'd gone unpunished. Iggy just carried on sniggering, until Nudge tried to karate-kick him.
Unfortunately, he was standing right in front of the wall, so Nudge just staggered back and tripped over the coffee table.
"That thing is dangerous!" Iggy complained sourly, rubbing his head.
"Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN!" Gazzy started humming the Jaws theme tune, when the coffee table launched itself at Max!
The flock screamed and dived for cover, when Fang appeared on the floor. He'd been hiding invisibly under the table, and chucked it at Max.
"Max, everyone is always punished fairly, you can't let them off just because YOU don't like Zac Efron!" Angel pointed out.
"I guess…" Max sighed, "Fine, you two have to go shopping, and spend the whole day there." Iggy and Gazzy looked as if someone had just told them they had to eat Max's cooking for the rest of their lives!
Ella tried not to laugh as she handed a traumatized Gazzy the shopping list.
Gazzy's P.O.V.
"How are we going to survive?!" I yelled to Iggy while crossing the car park at Wal-Mart. Iggy shrugged at the same time as getting an over-friendly plastic bag off his foot
"BAD MOG!" he shouted, kicking so hard it looked like he was dancing the can-can! I hummed the can-can music into the store.
The inside of the store was as boring as all the other shops. We EVENTUALLY got all the stuff on the LONG shopping list.
"Now what do we do?" I asked. Iggy's face split into an evil grin.
"Now we have fun!" First, we went to the clothes section. Ig picked up a white dress, before we went and got some red food dye. Ig ripped wing-holes in the back of the dress, and poured red dye over the front.
I put all of Ig's clothes in with the shopping while he put the dress on, and then we went to the frozen foods.
I checked no-one was coming, and Ig climbed into one of the big, open-topped freezers, and buried himself in bags of frozen peas! I hid behind a shelf.
I saw those girls in green kilts again, and a long-haired one with glasses opened the freezer! She saw Ig, who looked like he'd been stabbed, and SCREAMED!
Ig slowly sat up, and I started singing the heavenly hallelujah chorus (A/N ahhh, hallelujah!) Ig stood up, opened his wings, and walked down the aisle. I opened my wings and walked after him, still singing.
The whole store went silent as we walked, knocking packets of cereal off the shelves with our wings. I got 43!
We tried to take off in the car park, when a carrier bag wrapped itself around Ig's leg, and it wouldn't come off!
"NO, DOWN MOG! BAD MOG!" yelled Ig, slapping at his leg. Mog fell off, but then got blown into the air after us!
We both started shrieking, and flew home waving the shopping around, and occasionally shouting 'BAD MOG!', 'GO AWAY MOG!' or 'SHE'S GANING ON US!'
Nudge's P.O.V.
Iggy and Gazzy suddenly burst into the house screaming 'SHE'S COMING!' I started looking around in a panic, when a plastic bag floated through the door and into a corner. What?
Gazzy gasped and dropped all the shopping on the coffee table, which flipped forward, and whacked him in the stomach. OUCH! That coffee table is, like, cursed or something!
Gazzy fell to the floor, clutching his stomach and trying to remember how to breathe, then he shrieked at something. What?!
The plastic bag was gliding over the floor towards him!
"BACK OFF MOG! DON'T MAKE ME…" Gazzy reached into a shopping bag and grabbed the first thing he could. I cracked up when I saw he had a kitchen roll! He waved it around, and stood like he was fencing!
I flicked at the bag with my shoe, and Total crawled out looking relieved.
"It blew in the corner and landed on me!" Total sniffed. I turned to tell Gazzy, but he was busy hitting the bag with the kitchen roll, while Iggy did the same using celery.
It was pretty funny, until Gazzy accidentally hit Iggy. This was gonna form a lifetime grudge…
