Disclaimer: …I have nothing to say about this

A/N: Because I have loads of time today. =_= And lol, you guys actually dialled it. I laughed so hard xxD I love you all!

Warning: It's your own risks to talk to these characters. Do not take their swearing or sarcasms to your heart...


Hibari looked up, glaring at the ringing phone. He was already informed that he would receive calls from the fans but he didn't expect them to be this quick. The raven muttered something before picking up.

[Call from Sawada Tsunayuki]

Hibari, what is with you and biting people? Are you a vampire?

[Hibari Kyouya's reply]

Unfortunately, yes. Do you want a bite too?

He slammed down the phone. Then the phone rang again. He groaned.

[Call from BlackAngel'sWrath]

Do you kinda a little bit like Chrome?

[Hibari Kyouya's reply]

I believe it's the other way round, herbivore.

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[Call from Viona]

I'm just wondering, recently my brother start visiting psychologist after his last job to deliever something to Vongola Mansion, he start having a pineapple phobia. Do you know what might happen while my brother was there? He started shivering every time we mention 'Vongola', mumbling about pineapple, blue, and red eye. I'm worried about him, you know…

[Hibari Kyouya's reply]

Congratulations. That pineapple herbivore named Mukuro Rokudo had successfully scared the shit out of him—probably by asking him to sign a contract.


Gokudera picked up at the first ring. He was kind of ecstatic about his new job, especially when his beloved Jyuudaime was in it too.

"Hello?"

[Call from Sawada Tsunayuki]

Gokudera, are you gay? You always follow Tsuna around like a lost golden retriever.

[Gokudera Hayato's reply]

WHAT THE FUCK, WOMAN?! He's my beloved Jyuudaime and I have to protect him! Especially from people like you!

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[Call from Viona]

You like Tsuna don't you?

Gokudera twitched. Of course he likes Tsuna, but not in that way! He growls lowly before answering;

[Gokudera Hayato's reply]

I believe something went into your brain and died inside. Of course I like Jyuudaime, but as friends only. F-R-I-E-N-D-S. Go back to primary.

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[Call from XSkyeStarlX]

Where did you get the money for all the dynamites that you keep in god-knows-where? And do you really live in an apartment? Why not move in with Jyuudaime?

[Gokudera Hayato's reply]

I worked part time. I'm not as lazy as you kids are. I keep my dynamites in somewhere-kids-should-never-know. I don't live in an apartment anymore. I have a condo now. Why? Because Jyuudaime's house is too small—can you please don't tell Jyuudaime this?

Gokudera instantly regretted what he had said. What will Tsuna say if he hears this? I'm so dead, must be careful, the man thought.


Tsuna almost spit out his drink when the shrill ring filled the air. He choked and coughed before managing to answer it.

[Call from Midori the Matchmaker]

Tsuna, why are you still a wimp even after Reborn trained you? He is like the best tutor ever and you are still a wimp. And that doesn't include HDWM.

[Tsunayoshi Sawada's reply]

Ouch. I'm not a wimp. I'm just not used to hurting people. It's not nice, okay? Anyway, I appreciate your thoughts…

A black cloud loomed above his head.

[Call from XSkyeStarlX]

Since you are the most experienced in this field, so I'll ask you: How do you deal with a throng of LOUD people without losing your patient? Please share some tips!

[Tsunayoshi Sawada's reply]

Easy. Stuff earpiece. And then imagine that you're at the amusement park and they are the riders of the roller coaster. Hope that helps!

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[Call from TheParadoxicalOtaku]

Tsuna, who is your most favourite guardian?

[Tsunayoshi Sawada's reply]

All of them. Although sometimes one acts too clingy, the other too oblivious, another too noisy, another one was just dangerous and the other one plain creepy. Exclude Lambo and Chrome, they're the decent ones…

Oops, that slipped, the Vongola Decimo gasped. He hopes the fan doesn't go round telling his guardians…


[Call from BlackAngel'sWrath]

What do you look like in the future?

Chrome blinked. "…."

[Chrome Dokuro's reply]

Um, my purple hair grew longer? That's the only change I noticed…about my height I'm not so sure. Perhaps I'm higher than boss now!

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[Special reply from Chrome Dokuro to Viona]

I'm so sorry Mukuro-sama had been scaring your brother away! But I could only tell you; based on your description I think I saw him entering Master's room…D-Demo! I apologize again if Mukuro-sama ever did anything to your brother!


Mukuro Rokudo

Yamamoto Takeshi

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