"Too heavy..! Get off!" Naruto squirmed a little more, causing Sasuke to get even more horny, before opening his eyes. He blinked at a "frustrated" Sasuke on top of him.

"Hello…" Sasuke purred sensually.

"OMIGOD!!!!!!! GYAH!!! KYUU-NII!!!!! IT'S AN OROCHIMARU WANNABE!!!!" Naruto screeched at the top of his lungs. Sasuke winced; the kid had lungs…


May: I give you the next chapter! I was so caught up on other things…sorry, and school's back up! DX dammit! And my Algebra II teacher gave a long ass assignment for the holidays that I haven't even glanced at, XD due tomorrow! So basically reviews will be coming slower and slower…sorry! I BLAME HOMEWORK! WHO NEEDS IT?!


"So Sasuke, how was your night?"

"Almost got my ears caved in, but the sex was good." Sasuke muttered, rubbing his right ear gently, wincing.

"So I heard…literally." Itachi smirked, glancing at a furious, not to mention aching, Kyuubi sitting at the breakfast table, stabbing at his food. Naruto, a little less hostile, ate little and mainly drank apple juice, glaring over at Sasuke occasionally.

Itachi petted Kyuubi on the head "There, there, you vampires were always know for you healing abilities…"

"We need blood to use them!...Jackass…" Kyuubi added softly, but Itachi heard. Sighing, he fetched a maid, who scurried up.

"Yes, sir?"

"Bring me two glasses and that bottle of wine that's been chilling." Itachi ordered, glancing over at Kyuubi, who'd hunched over, his form shaking.

"Of course, sir. Right away." The maid ran off to fetch the "wine"

"Wine?" Kyuubi snorted, Naruto giggled childishly.

"Oh, so I'm going to tell her it's blood? She'd pass out from shock." Itachi replied, mentally grinning at the image.

"Sorry, it's just…wine, jeez…" Naruto laughed, not mentioning that only the ancient vampires used the term 'wine' most of the younger vampires referred to blood as 'cranberry juice.'

Sasuke frowned "Care to share your thoughts, Naru-chan?"

"Oh, no-huh?!- WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, TEME!?" Naruto lunged at Sasuke, only to be reminded of their actions last night, he hissed as pain shot up his spine. "Teme…" he growled again at the grinning brunette, settling gingerly into his chair.

"Usuratonkachi...by the way nii-san, what are we doing today?" Sasuke questioned, glancing at his older brother.

"Hmm...I was thinking along the lines of horseback riding with our new pets..." Itachi replied thoughtfully, lifting a brow when Kyuubi threw his fork at him.

"Dammit!" Kyuubi cursed when Itachi dodged the silverware. "What part of; "My ass hurts like a bitch!" don't you get?!" he snarled in frustration. "It's hurts too much to go horseback riding! On top of that, horses hate vampires!" he snapped.

"Kyuu-nii's right, the last horse I met almost killed me..." Naruto shuddered at the memory.

"It kicked you?" Sasuke asked in disbelief.

Itachi accepted the "wine" from the maid along with two large wine glasses. "You may leave..." the maid nodded, disappearing till only Sasuke, Naruto, Itachi and Kyuubi when in the room.

"No...it stood on his hind legs and boxed him one!" Kyuubi replied sarcastically, he turned his head towards Itachi when the brunette offered him a glass. "Thanks..." he muttered, blushing slightly-he couldn't believe he was being given blood! This was so embarrasing!


May: and...we'll leave it at that, next time! horseback riding and what Itachi and Sasuke want from Naruto and Kyuubi...besides their ass...