Treehouse of Horror: Naruto style IV

A/N: I do not own Naruto or the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror

Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

The Simpsons belong to Matt Groaning


Back in the gallery, Naruto begins to narrate the second spooky story. He was standing next to a painting of a school bus.

"The next exhibit in our ghoulish gallery is entitled..." Naruto bends down to look at the title. "'The School Bus'? Oh, oh, they must mean 'The Ghoul Bus.'" Sakura then walks up next to the blond.

"Nope, says right there: 'School Bus.'" She said while pointing at the title.

"Can't you read dobe?" asked Sasuke who also came up behind Naruto.

"Well, there's nothing scarier than having to go to school! Ha ha!" Sasuke and Sakura rolled their eyes as they walked off. Naruto groans as he too walks off.

(Segment starts)

It was a pleasant day in Konohagakure, and our very own Rock Lee and Neji Hyuga were riding the bus home from school.

"Hey Neji, look. Ninja trading cards, session two." said Lee while holding up the cards, the Huyga genius took them and read through them.

"They seem okay. Did you get the gum?" asked Neji. The green clad ninja took a large piece of gum out from the pack and took a bite out of it.

CRACK!

"Ow! I cut my cheek!" cried Lee while he nursed the right side of his face.

Suddenly, one of the back wheels comes off the bus and it loses control. It steers right into the path of an on coming lorry. Nothing came out of the Hyuga prodigy's mouth but a loud scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Neji as he shot out of bed panting.

"It was only a dream," he confirmed himself. He ran his hands over his blankets which were surprisingly damp.

"I hope this is sweat."

After getting ready, Neji walked down stairs into the kitchen for breakfast. Hinata was already at the table, eating a piece of toast.

"Neji, what's wrong?" she asked in concern.

"I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death," replied the pale eyed boy as if he were in a trance.

"And?" asked the Hyuga heiress further.

"Hinata, your cousin's obviously had a nightmare," said Hiashi as he put another stack of toast on the table. He then turned his attention to his nephew.

"Don't worry, Neji, the good thing about nightmares is that they aren't real."

Suddenly, a loud horn sounds.

HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK!!

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Neji as he ducked to the floor. Hanabi came running into the kitchen with an air horn.

"Father, look at all this great stuff I found at school yesterday. It was just sitting in a box labeled 'Lost and Found'!" she cried excitedly while honking the horn again.

HHOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Neji again as he fell backwards off his chair.

PLOP!

"OW!"

--

Five minutes later, the two Hyugas got on the bus for school. As they got on Neji noticed a certain chunin.

"Mizuki-sensei? What are you doing here!" he asked.

"Hello Neji. I lost my keys this morning so I'm taking the bus." replied the white haired chunin.

When Hinata got on the bus she looked towards everyone and began to speak.

"Excuse me. Neji's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him?" she asked while putting her hand on Neji shoulder, indicating whom she's talking about. This did nothing but get the kids laughing at him.

"AAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

"Hey, where's your diaper, baby?" asked Kankuro mockingly as he reached over and pulled down Neji's pants, exposing his underwear. Everyone laughed harder.

"AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

"Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my forehead," said Sakura in relief.

Cheeks as read as a rose, Neji finds a seat next to a sleeping Rock Lee.

'I'm gonna get Hinata for this.' thought Neji menacingly. He sighs to himself and looks out the window, but when he dose he sees something very terrifying.

It was a hideous green gremlin on the side of the bus! With its long claws it began making a deep scratch in the side of the bus.

"Lee, Lee, wake up, quick!" cried Neji while shaking the taijutsu expert awake. When he awoke Neji pointed outside. "Look out the window."

"Why of course!" retorts Lee as he leaned over to stare out the window. "What am I looking at?" he asks confused.

"There's something on the bus!" replied the Hyuga franticly.

"I am sorry but I do not see anything," responded Lee apologetically.

Neji got up and rushed to the front of the bus.

"Genma-sensei, you gotta do something! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!" cried Neji in desperation. Genma looks out the window and sees an old man driving an AMC Gremlin.

"Eh, no problemo Neji, I'll get rid of him." he said. He rammed into the side of the old man's car, and he rolls off the road.

"Oh no, I just made my last payment." cried the old man. His car stops just before hitting a tree. It then explodes.

Back on the bus, Neji looked out the window again, and the gremlin was still there as it started pulling wires out from inside the bus.

"Aah! Everybody, there's a monster on the side of he bus!" cried Neji.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed the children as they ran over to look, but to their disappointment see nothing.

"Hey, there's no monster," commented Kankuro.

"You're deceptive," Ino said to Neji.

"I don't see anything," commented Genma.

"Hey! Who is driving the bus?" asked Lee, who was next to Genma.

"Ooh, una momento, por favor (1)." replied Genma as he goes back to his seat.

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As the bus continued to roll along, Jorell and Cronus watch from their space ship.

"Foolish Earthlings! Frightened of a creature that does not exist!" said Jorell.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" they stop laughing to notice a gremlin on their ship.

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Back on the bus, Mizuki comes to see Neji.

"Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination, and I've come to put a stop to it." he said.

"No, no it's true, there's a monster on the bus!" insisted Neji.

"The only monster on this bus is a lack of proper respect for the rules." replied Mizuki as he pulled down the window shade so Neji won't see through it and walks away.

Neji tried to sit patiently but was still nervous.

'I know I'm not going crazy, but…' Eventually, he lifts the blind up again, to see Hayate Gekko staring back at him

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Neji.

The bus stops as Hayate gets on.

"Sorry, my car broke down." said Hayate to Genma as he got on and took a seat.

By now Neji was becoming very frightened.

"You believe me, don't you?" he asked Lee as he grabs a hold of the green clad ninja's spandex from the front. "You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Lee."

"Actually, Neji, you are starting to creep me out. Uh, I think I am going to go sit...uh, with Choji! he said while pointing to said ninja as he gets up and goes to sit next to him.

"Hi Lee, want some chip?" asked Choji while handing Lee the bag.

"Yes, thank you," replied Lee.

Neji looked out of the window again and sees the gremlin taking off the wheel. By now Neji was beside himself with fear.

"THE GREMLIN'S TAKING OFF THE WHEEL! STOP THE BUS OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

Mizuki grabbed the frantic Hyuga and pined him down, but he kept screaming.

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!! IT'S OUR DESTINY TO DIE!!"

"I got him," said Hayate as he tied Neji's hands together with rope.

A few moments later, and Choji was sitting next to Neji.

"Would you like another lick of my lollypop?" asked Choji while putting the sugary treat up to Neji's face.

"Uh, sure..." replied Neji while taking a lick and shuddering. He didn't really like sweets. "Well, now that we're friends, Choji, how about loosening these straps, huh?"

"Okay." replied the chubby ninja as he untied Neji and walked back to his seat.

Neji looked out the window again to see the gremlin is still removing nuts from the wheel. Neji looked below his seat and saw a box of flares, when he reached down to get them he sees they have already been removed. Neji then looks over, and sees that Kankuro has already lit them, and was putting them into Shikamaru's pants ("This outta teach you to stay away from my sister").

Neji reaches over and takes one of the flares out of Shikamaru's pants, then opens the window; however, he is pulled through by a gust of wind. Mizuki and Hayate grab his legs as Neji waves the flare around at the gremlin. Just then Hiashi drives past with Hanabi sticking her head out the window.

"Hey Neji!" she calls while honking the horn from this morning.

Mizuki and Hayate try to pull Neji back inside the bus.

"Pull, Hayate, pull!" cried Mizuki

"I'm pulling as hard as I can!" cried Hayate.

Just as they pull Neji inside, he drops the flare onto the gremlin, which catches fire and falls off the back of the bus, bouncing along. It hits Guy's windscreen, and then screeches to a halt.

"Oh dear Lord! It's some sort of hideous monster," cried Guy as he stepped out of his car and walks towards the gremlin. He wraps it up in his jonin vest, but the creature tries to claw at him.

"Aw, isn't that cute, he's trying to claw my eyes out!" he said while holding the thing tighter.

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The bus arrives at the Ninja Academy, where it falls apart.

"Oh my gosh!" cried Mizuki while looking at the damaged bus. Neji was being pulled away on a stretcher wearing a straight jacket.

"Look at the bus! I was right, I tell you, I was right!" he gloated with a crazed smile.

"Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man! Perhaps spending the remainder of your life in a madhouse will teach you some manner. I expected this from that damn Uzumaki boy, but not from you!"

"Hey!" cried Naruto in outrage.

"Ha ha!" laughed Kankuro at Neji

--

As the ambulance drove to the mental hospital, the disturbed Hyuga rests his head on his pillow in the back of the car.

"Ah. At least I can get some rest," he said to himself in relief.

However, Neji's state of nirvana was interrupted by a knock on the window.

KNOCK! KNOCK!

Neji lifts his head up only to discover to his horror, the gremlin at the back window of the ambulance. The creatcher reaches down and pulls out Guy's severed head.

"Life treaten' you good Neji?" the head asks cryptically.

Neji screamed one last time.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

(Segment ends)


(1) Translation: One moment please.

A/N: Yes everyone, I put Neji in this segment solely to bash him. I can't help it, I hate him!