Edward's new name is Daniel

Jasper AND Rosealie (or whatevs of how their names are spelled!) Last new last names are Gatensburg

Jasper new name is Casper ( like the ghost. BOO! Did I scare you? ;() )

Rosealie (or whatevs to her name I'd mispelled spelled[ probably right or wrong?]!) her new name is Jasper!

Alice new name is Alice in Wonderland! JK. (Her new name is Alice!)

Emmet (or whatevs his name is mispelled![probably right or wrong?]) new name is Walter.

(or whatevs her name is spelled!) His new name is Dr. Reece!( Like Reeces Puffs, Reeces Puffs, penut butter chocolate flavou yeah!)

Dawn don't have no family.

Daniel works for Dr. Reece.

Esme and Dr. Reece are married.

Dawn is a witch. ( not a b****!)

Daniel and Alice are REAL brother and sister.

Jacob Black is not BLACK!( His new last name is Jacob Tan!)

(And find out more stuff in the story)

If you don't know why I'm changing them its because . . .

1. I CAN'T EVEN SPELL THEIR NAMES! :*(
2. THE AUTHOUR ( OR WHATEVS HOW THE WORD IS SPELLED!) STEPHINE MEYERS ( OR WHATEVS HOW HER NAME IS SPELLED)
CHOOSE PHONEY BALONY NAMES!

SORRY 4 U MEYERS! :********************************************(

NOW LETS GET STARTED 4 THE STORY . . . .

Chapter 2: Eatting Daniel's house :**(
Me, Alice and Jacob were having some FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

We turned the music up soooooooooooooo F***ING HIGH, that Daniel Cullen have to come to lower it.

We drank some wine that Jacob Tan bought from this store called Who Wants some Wine and Ichoal?
Its a funny title for a store, I mean, funny, until I learned the store owner Great Great Grandfather made that store, because he wants to keep his wine and achoal there, for parties he threw 21 times a month until the police came, and his Great Great Grandfather said that its the Who Wants Some Wine and Ichoal? Store.

After Alice and Jacob left, I'd watch my favorite shows, like Charmed, Monk, The Wiz (movie). And thats all.

Until I heard a knock on the door.

I opened it.

It was Daniel.

"Hey you want to come over to my house for dinner?" Daniel asked.

"Okay, sure." I replied.

I put on my dark blue flip flops. And went under his arm, and went upstairs to his apartment number 237.
Then I noticed that Daniel wasn't behind me, I always thought guys were a little faster.

I waited for 30 seconds, and there Daniel the snail, walking upstairs slowly as I saw his head.

"It takes you that long to get up here?" I remarked.

"Well its a hazard, and a risk to run the stairs, 3 precent of people die from that." Daniel told me.

"Well," I explained," 90 precent of men gets killed by women."

"Nope, 90 precent of women gets killed by men, because alot of men gets frustrated with girls alot." He probably corrected me.

"Fine!" I replied.

"Okay I opened the door now." Daniel said.

The door unlocked, and the first thing I saw was a washed out blue couch, weight lifers on the right eye side, and the left the brown old wodden kitchen table with wooden chairs, and the kitchen to the left.

"I made some salad, spagettii, rice, and corn on the cob." Daniel told me."You can take a seat."

I sat on the chair on the north side of the oppiste sides of the other three chairs and I waited for 4 minutes exactly, and dinner was served.

"Thank you Daniel." I told him," how was your day?"

"Horrible, I just heard noises below my apartment." Daniel replied.

"Well don't you get it?" I questioned Daniel, then he looked at me quizzically.

"That I said the word 'sorry', didn't I?"

"Yes, indeed you did." Daniel replied to me, then took 6 bites of his corncob.

I ate a little bit of Daniel's food too. It was delisious, and quiet so I decided to stay on the subject I'm on with Daniel.

"A sorry is a sorry, and I apolgized to you, so-"

"So all I get is a 'sorry'?" Daniel asked me.

"Um at least I apoligized Daniel, and thats all people do that sometimes, when they invite some friends over to chill out and have some fun. I told you sorry, because I really ment it, you know Daniel, if you want something for a present you got to earn it."

Then there was silence at the table, all we did is eat dinner and thats all. Until I have to go out the door to my own apartment.

"I'm sorry, Dawn." Daniel announced to me while getting up from his seat and taking our plates."I'm sorry for being displeased with you."

"Apoligy accepted." I piped up.

Daniel was washing the dishes, quietly, with no uttered sound unless its, sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh, with the water all over the place.

Daniel, seems like a quiet, noble man I'll have to say, I have to say he looks like never feels heated up with excitement, full with passionate emotion, or a bit jumpy.

"Okay I'm done with that." Daniel replied to himself, and only himself, walking out of the kitchen."Let me excort you out of the house."

He excorted me out of the door, by saying an unpleasent goodbye, I went downstairs, in my own apartment. In my apartment, I have kind of cool things like a flatscreen t.v., blackberry and all that cool stuff that people made in the 21st century.

And I forgot to tell you that I am a witch . .

A Good 1.