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Summary: More drabbles relating to Goldar/Scorpina. This one, shockingly features neither of them.

Time Frame: MMPR season 2: original rangers; Tommy in green... not that the last part is relevent: I just prefer it.

Dare

"NO WAY!" cried the red Ranger through fits of laughter, "you are out of your mind"

"I'm telling you there's something going on between them two," replied the black.

"No Zack: Ms Applebee and Principal Kaplan are not having a secret affair."

"Believe what you want, but I'm sure its true."

"Yeah right Zack, and who else; Bulk and Skulls sister? Ernie and that woman who works at the library? Scorpina and Goldar?"

"Skull doesn't have a sister," said the black Ranger thoughtfully, "and I think Mrs Hicks; the librarian is married but you might be right about the last one."

"Scorpina and Goldar?" he asked sceptically, "you really are out of you mind."

"No I'm not; think about it: how often do they fight together? He's a male monstrous creature from out of space; she's a female, relatively attractive, monstrous creature from out of space with only each other for company in that big lonesome moon palace…"

"Only each other for company? Sure except Zedd and Finster and Squat and Baboo and whatever else is up there at the moment. Not to mention 'big lonesome moon palace' have you been reading Kim's romance novels?"

"KIM!" declared Zack triumphantly

"What?"

"She'll back me up on this."

"Kim's a born romantic she'll believe in any relationship, that doesn't prove anything."

"What about Trini and Billy: Billy knows everything and Trini… well even if she doesn't have an opinion she'll be able to tell us what our main brain said."

"So you're saying we ought to bring this matter up in front of the others?"

"Why not."

"Because it's ridiculous, and disgusting: I was kind of hoping it would be forgotten and never mentioned again."

"Nope,"

"Well fine," conceded the Red Ranger, "then why don't we ask Tommy; he's bound to know the most about it, he did have contact with them when he was evil."

"What about Zordon; he could use the viewing globe and find out for sure."

"I think that might come under 'personal use' and you know how tough he is on that sort of thing."

"Fine, then we'll just ask the others when they get here, but if they don't know I've got another idea of how we can find out."

"How?"

"We could ask them."

"Them being… Goldar and Scorpina. When do you propose we do that? Whilst they're trying to kill us?"

"Why not, it'll be more interesting than the usual "you're going down" and "pitiful humans" conversations we usually have."

"Alright," agreed Jason, "but you've got to do it: I dare you."

A/N: R &R, its the polite thing to do.