A/N: I've been watching too much 02.
Disclaimer: NEVER EVER EVER!
Summary: Me and my brother come up with some oddly hilarious stuff.
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~When BlackWarGreymon sacrificed himself
"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~3 hours later~
"CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
~3 more hours later~
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
~3 MORE hours later~
"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEYYYYYY
~Oh god how much longer~
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!"
WarGreymon inhaled.
"BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"WARGREYMON GIVE IT UP ALREADY!" Tai yelled in frustration after hours of his digimon's pointless shouting.
"HES GONE AND HE AINT COMING BACK!"
WarGreymon went silent. Tai sighed in relief as did the rest of the digi destined . . . .
. . . .
. . . .
until WarGreymon started tearing up and bawling his eyes out.
The rest only face palmed.
"Tai, never let him befriend another WarGreymon again. EVER!"
~DAT ASS!
As BlackWarGreymon turned his back on the digimon that had just defeated him, all stared in awe of his magnificent rump.
"Dat ass do!" Agumon exclaimed.
"Excuse me?!" BlackWarGreymon said.
"You've got da booty!" V-mon joined in.
"What is a 'booty'?" BlackWarGreymon asked in confusion.
"What that beautiful piece of art you have is!" Wormmon explained.
"I've got da booty?"
"Yah! Da booty!"
BlackWarGreymon was thoroughly and utterly confused by this and soon went on his merry way. Meanwhile the others were left contemplating on what a magnificent specimen he had.
~Ken can never keep a goal
"That's it! I've had enough of this! I'm going to face my demons and obliderate them!"
~The next moment~
"Oh god! I can't do this! The darkness! It's calling to me!
(A/N: XD I'm so sorry!)
~Their a thing
All fan girls around the world ranted and raved as they learned of KenXYolei becoming a 'thing'.
"OMGTHEIRATHINGTHEIRATHINGTHEIRATHING!"
"Honey! Your daughter's gone crazy!"
"Get the shotgun."
~MaloMyotismon
Almost immediately, everyone around the world started calling Myotismon MelonMyotismon.
"What?"
Gatomon only snickered in a corner.
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A/N: I think I might be high. Maybe I am O_o? Idk. Yah, the last one is what I actually thought his name was until it appeared on screen. XD. Anyways, hope I made you laugh and you enjoyed this! R&R!
