coyotegoth: Five reasons that Albus Dumbledore and Rubeus Hagrid will never travel on vacation together again.
Warning: contains very bad attempt at writing Hagrid's accent.
1. Rubeus's bathroom habits. I advise you not to inquire further.
2. Professor Dumbledore's, er, washin' 'abits. Yeh don' wan' ter know.
3. Whilst I applaud Hagrid's enthusiasm, in retrospect the safari was a mistake.
4. Sometimes I think the Professor doesn' want me to expand me understandin' of me own subject. How am I supposed to teach anythin' without, yeh know, live examples? 'E wouldn'-a hurt no one, tha' friendly little bugger.
5. Can't risk a repeat of The Racquetball Court Incident.
