Lily
When I stand up they're all laughing at me.
Again.
Curse… No, I don't need to go through this all over again do I? Nah…
I run to the bathroom to see what James has done to me, and when I get there I think I might have screamed.
Maybe… Just a little. Hopefully it wasn't as girlish as I think it was.
My eyes. They're bright green. My hair is bright green. The type of green you see on those tart green apples that sometimes make your lips pucker, not the darker green that you imagine when they mention the Emerald City in Wizard of Oz. Worse of all is my tongue, it's also green. Not the cute little pink everyone's tongue is, but the bright green I do NOT want.
Then as I watch it changes. It all changes to a blood red. Not the lovely red of my hair, but a darker shade.
Hmmm… If I had fangs I'd look like a crazy vampire!
Wait, that's not the point.
What curse has thy foul witch lain upon me?
As I step back into the common room the laughter just grows louder. "Oh-ho Prongs! I'd run if I were you!" Sirius nudges James who gives me one look before he takes off.
"Don't think you aren't in trouble too Black."
His laugh turns into a girlish shriek as he takes off after James. Ha, tell two boys they're in trouble and they instantly run off screaming.
Trying to look at my blood red tongue, I'm sure I look like an insane person, yet again.
All I say is curse them… again. That's a phrase I use a lot… if you haven't noticed.
Those two are morons. They're probably still running right now, screaming all the way. I'm sure the first years will now be terrified and up all night. Psh, immature children.
We all went down to lunch and I see Sirius and James actually under the Gryffindor table.
That's right. Morons.
"Don't let her see us!" Sirius whispers loudly. Whether this was on purpose of if he was just being a moron yet again I don't know.
"Shut up mate, she's right there!" Based on the loud thump that followed, one of them hit their heads.
They crawl out, looking very pitiful as Sirius rubs his head.
"My brains!" He cries, putting on a big show.
Melody rolls her eyes next to me. "What brains? I never knew you'd even head of such a thing."
Sirius sticks his tongue out at her.
Psh, what a child.
James smirks at me.
I stick my tongue out at him.
Oops, shut up, I'm not childish; I leave that part for the Marauders.
Though not surprisingly, Remus is the most mature of all of the four. Peter is probably second, though James and Remus are always daring him to do strange things and take the fall for a lot of their little stunts.
I remember two years ago when Sirius did the worst thing possible. He told Severus that he'd find out what was wrong with Remus if he went under the Whomping Willow. He'd almost murdered him.
Ass…
"You'll never believe what happened!" Sirius runs up with James.
Meloney gives them an odd look like they have fingers sprouting out of their ears.
Tehe, I can visualize that.
"Padfoot led Snape into the Shrieking Shack!" James blurted.
My smile fades and mind is only repeating one thing over and over again.
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass….
"Ow! Don't call me that!" Sirius shouts.
I've hit him. Huh, and I said that out loud? My bad…
"You could've killed him! He may be Snape but that's still wrong!" Melody is beating him up now.
Good, the prat deserves it.
Yeah, he deserved that; I think we all hit him at least ten times.
Even now when I think back I just hear in my head, ass, ass, ass, ass…
But Severus is a jerk now too. He called me a Mudblood and some other dirty names last year.
Jerk.
Just because my parents are Muggles and I have an annoying Muggle sister, Petunia, doesn't mean you have to make fun of me for it. Don't make fun of my parents either… Just settle for Petunia, she's not nice anyways. Her obsession with bright girly colors and this annoying bugger, Vernon, gives me the motives to say this.
Hmmm… My mind completely wandered there.
What was going on? Oh right, James and Sirius must pay for my color changing hair (which was now purple). Hmmm I actually don't mind that, it would be all good if my tongue wasn't this purple too.
"You two are not going to have any children when I'm done with you!" Haha, yes, I think that was a good one.
The two of them glance at each other for one second before they fall to their knees.
"Oh please great Lily! Spare our children!" Sirius clasps his hands together and shakes them in plea.
"But Lily! My children would be so beautiful! Don't murder them before they're even born!" James begs.
People are watching now…
I'm standing here with two boys groveling at my feet.
Awkwaaaard…
"Ok, ok, shut up and perhaps I will spare your unborn children." I pat them on the head and they grin before standing again.
"Thank you Lrady Lily." They bow.
Ugh, I am not a queen.
If I am, I am the purple queen. Oh wait, it's changed again to a pale blue.
Hmmm… Bow before my terrible blueness!
Nah, that can't be nearly as intimidating out loud as it is in my head.
"You're coming to Hogsmead right?" Sirius nudges Melody, wiggling his eyebrows.
She nods. "And Lily is coming too, aren't you Lily?" She gives me a look that's basically screaming, Say yes or face my wrath!
See, I didn't want to because last time we went, James, Sirius, and (get this) Remus, locked me in the bathroom of Zonko's Joke Shop. Someone left some weird toys in there for amusement, and an enchanted spider popped out of the toilet.
Yes, I am scarred for life.
Stupid Marauders.
I will have my revenge... I hope.
So I slowly nodded as the three present Marauders grinned. Peter was off somewhere else as usual; he rarely hung out with the others anymore since they always had him take the downfall for every one of their mistakes. Though when he was around he could still be fun… even if he is sometimes a dead beat.
"Don't let yourself get locked in the bathroom again." Remus jokes.
Oh no he did not… What happened to the serious Remus that I could appreciate?
No not Sirius, serious.
I see how people get confused… NOT.
Though I believe Remus has become Sirius. He's lost that good-natured seriousness and gained Siriusness!
Stupid Marauders will pay for their trickery.
Oh but do not fear, the multicolored queen will have her revenge!
Now how do I get this spell off?
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