I do not own Death note, nor its characters. I merely own God.


"How is that possible?!" boomed Soichiro Yagami, fists tightened to a point of cutting his own palms, his face twisted in rage of such an ludicrous suggestion, only did his eyes show his true fear for the possibility of it being true. When you're standing in a room with two Gods of death, nothing can really be passed off as "out of the question" anymore.

"Dad, calm down." Light said, washing his face with a look of concern for his father, merely seconds after a look similar to his appeared, anger, but for different reasons.

"I am God, not this... This... Woman!" Light's inner insanity screeched, his eyes tinted red with the rising of his inner murderer.

"I don't think so." Amadea snapped harshly, glaring in Light's direction.

L, getting over his shock and regaining his look of blank uncaring, sat back in his seat, which he had promptly fallen out of, and picked up another panda biscuit.

"For lack of better structure, I'm going to have to concur with Yagami's question of "how is this possible?", pardon my skepticism, but without explanation, I can't accept that the apparent God, is standing before us." L calmly stated, then proceeded to bite the head off of the poor, unsuspecting chocolate biscuit panda.

Amadea's eye twitched slightly as she coughed, let go of Rem's bony hand and swiped off the imaginary dirt on her trousers.

"Well, it's simple really. My father is the God of Death, my mother is the Goddess of Life, together they created me, the Goddess of eternity and my brother, the God of Chaos. While my brother and I created this solar system, our parents used it to their advantage, but, I digress, my brother has slipped a disgusting little cog into my beautiful creation accidentally, and my family is not pleased. This "cog" goes by the name of... Kira, is it? Pathetic, thinking he can use a Shinigami's toy to rule my creation. I wove destiny and for a foolish human to attempt to make it their own makes me sick. It will be a cold day in your Christian hell before I let such injustice come to pass." Amadea stated, chin raised in the air and her aura flowing with authority.

"If you created us and want to stop Kira, why do you allow criminals to be here in the first place for Kira to dispose of?" Light barked back, trying in vain to keep a track on his anger, this woman was insulting his genius, his utopia, and he wasn't going to let her get away with it this easily.

"Tell me boy, do you know anything of balance?" Amadea asked, amusement mixing in with her authority. When she was responded by silence and looks of bewilderment, she continued.

"If everything was good, due to the nature of humans, then things would never be good enough, to have evil makes things level out, makes people appreciate what they have more. It makes you all happy with what you have, not what you could have even more of. Everything was balanced, with every action was a reaction, with every bad thing, there was something good that leveled it out, with every death, there was a life. My family keep everything in this solar system level and complete, we have tried perfection in a sense of eternal good before, it never worked, even I am subjective to bad emotions and thoughts, to keep me sane and level headed, this world runs the way it does because it is meant to, it should not be questioned by someone who wishes to be God when they have no idea what such title really entails. A Shinigami dropped his note book into the human world, it has been done before, but the blame and punishment for the injustice served by this "Kira" land on their shoulders and theirs alone. I am aware there is more than one, but love is a factor that leaves me merciful." While talking with a voice that took on an unearthly twinkle of innocence, Amadea walked up to L, who stood up upon her approach, not know what to expect.

Certainly not her hugging him, that's for sure.

"You were one of the very few that was not created by me, you were created by a higher power than any human can begin to imagine, bigger than me, my parents, my brother. This planet, in this universe, is the most intelligent." She continued to let him go, barely noting his wide eyes and dropped jaw.

"This is honestly not a journey you should be taking, this Kira is nothing more than an accident that needs to be sorted out. Each human goes through a test, some have many, but they are suppose to define who you are, your turning point, you choice between right and wrong. Beyond Birthday was yours, you could of easily let him take your burden and live freely, but you didn't, and you stopped a very dangerous outcome by doing the right thing. That was all that you should have gone through. Due to the planets intelligence, it holds a turning point between the balance of good and evil, if one was to take over, it would cause a chain reaction between everything, not just in this universe, but everything, in and out of existence. That is why I'm here, because the balance must be restored, and my brother is too arrogant to admit his mistakes."

"So will you tell us who Kira is then?" Matsuda broke in, a look of an excited puppy adorning his face.

"No." Amadea replied.

Light was confused.

L was confused.

Matsuda was upset.

Soichiro was ready to dance to the mental asylum.

Mogi was wide eyed.

Ryuk was happy.

Rem was floating.

Aizawa had an afro.

Amadea was very, very amused by all this.

"But why?!" Matsuda cried, arms flaying around him.

"Destiny can not simply be ripped in half again, I absolutely refuse to destroy its threads, albeit fake ones. And plus, Ryuk had the right idea, humans are amusing... I will, however, spend my time here on earth destroying Kira's mind. I refuse to let someone so low compare themselves to me or my family by calling themselves "God". Disgusting." Amadea snorted and stole one of L's biscuits. Glancing at him as he spoke.

"So you're staying?" L asked, his thumb pushed up against his mouth as he watched Amadea steal one of his biscuits. He supposed he could let God have at least one, maybe.

"Thanks, and yes, I am, it can't hurt for me to take part in this dance you call lives. And plus, you were minutes away from dying, I can't let that happen again." Amadea chirped, slinging her arm around a bewildered L.

"Dying?" L asked, darting his eyes back to Amadea in mild panic, even the cool and aloof L couldn't take news of his own death with a stoic face.

"Yes, but by being that charming "knight in shining amour", I saved you, so where's my kiss?" Amadea grinned, mischief twinkling in her ghostly eyes.

At this, L went into a short coughing fit, his pure white cheeks turning a light shade of baby pink.

Amadea took the chance to glance up at Light, who's face was twisted in pure hatred.

"Don't bite what can kill you, kid." Amadea's voice ripped through Light's head as power crackled against his brain, causing the almighty, arrogant, God complex induced murderer Kira to, well...

Pass out.

As members of the task force rushed to Light's side, Ryuk and Amadea shared eye contact, both thinking the same thing.

"This is going to be amusing."


I'd like to thank BeyondXBirthday, for informing me of the best side story of all time. Z-AKA Andrea-, for sharing my distinct hatred for Light. And Claidissa Deveraux, for liking my OC. And all for reviewing of course, thank you!