So! Im sorry its taken so damn long, but my stay in Mexico was prolonged and school had strted right away…heh heh heh… -.- im really sorry. Okay, so the last time we saw each other, Jade had gotten to meet Christian Malfoy in an extremely odd fashion… so! Since I am an M rated author, im sorry for those of you who don't like it, but this is going to be an M rated story. Hahah dnt like don't read, get the fuck out now.

Warnings: cussing, smexy themes… and maybe future blood and gore. Hmmm I love this.

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After having taken all the first years on their tour of Hogwarts, Christian and I made our way back to the Slytherin dungeon. He sat, no he threw himself at the recliner near the far end of the wall. I sat at the fireplace. "Is it always like this Jade? I didn't think t was going to be such hard work just to take care of 20 first years." I smirked leave it to Christian to start whining this early in… "Always, and it only gets better dude. You're just lucky that the girls will pay -extra- attention to you because you're hot." I said the words too soon. Christian's head peeped up from its previous spot and spread a malicious grin across his face. Not good, I thought. He got up from his recliner and strutted over to my chair, and had the nerve to -sit- on my fucking lap. "I'm hot, now am I? I guess I'll have to tone it down a bit now won't I?" He had said while leaning in his face to my ear. I felt my face turn a solid shade of red, and I had to turn away before he saw. But he wasn't going to let up on teasing me so easy. "Jaaaaade. Your face is red, I wouldn't have anything to do with it now would I?" I'm going to kill him when I have the chance. Besides, his breath is starting to get hot and he's heavy too! "He–heh-he." My eyes opened wide, someone was here. Christian practically jumped off of my lap.

We turned to face the giggler. "A-Ali! What are you doing out of bed, sis?" Her face turned evil. "Well, I was going to sneak out and have a quick fuck, but I stumbled upon the beginnings of an x-rated film. Why, dear me, is that Jade Edwards? Hmm, I thought better of you. don't break her heart too badly now, Christian." She feigned all the innocence she could muster, and then mocked me? Oh, hell no. "50 points from Slytherin, for being out of bed. Way to go Ali, we're in negatives. Now to your fucking room, I have no time for your bullshit this year." Ali's face puffed up and turned purple. She huffed in intolerance and sulked back to her room. I was angry, like I'd never been angry before. "I'm gonna go talk to Professor Longbottom. Do not follow me." I didn't feel like walking, so I aparated straight into the hallway outside of his office.

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The eagle who had been here protecting the entrance the headmaster's office since the beginning of time, woke up. "Oh, it's just you Ms. Edwards, password?" Shit. I don't know the new password. Fucking great. "I'm just messing with you, enter." The eagle stepped aside and I went through to the headmaster's office.

"Neville, are you sure that having one of the Malfoy's as a prefect is such a good idea?" I didn't recognize the voice, must be one of his friends. I heard a thud, "Harry, Ron, I know you guys still have a grudge against Draco and Pansy, but their children, well just one of them is really a good kid. I'm telling you, he's worthy of Gryffindor, but he didn't let the sorting hat place him there. He was like you Harry. As for the rest of them, well that's why I made Ms. Edwards headgirl. And believe me, she's good. So I don't know why she's standing outside right now." Oh, crap. "Come in Jade." Professor Longbottom directed me inside. Eeek! "How do you always do that Professor?" I said, before I remembered who was in the room. I looked around and as faced with both the original and new Order of the Phoenix. But most important of them all, was Harry Potter. My mom had been a part of Dumbledore's Army, where Harry was basically the leader. He is, the most powerful wizard of all time, ever since he killed Voldemort. If it weren't for him, there wouldn't even be a Hogwarts right now.

"So you're the Slytherin Prefect, huh?" Harry said, hand extended. I felt my blood rush to my face, "Oh, wow, nice to meet you Mr. Potter, and yes, I am." I took his hand, and shook. A red headed miss came up behind him, and said hello as well. "I'm Ginny Potter, that's my brother Ron Weasley, and his wife Hermione." I nodded along. "Oh, I already know who you all are. Correct me if I'm wrong…" I looked around the room, and began to spout out everyone's names. "…and of course Professor Longbottom and his wif-, er, Professor? Where's Luna?" "Here I am! Sorry for being late dears. Oh! Jade, are you a part of the order now? How lovely!" she announced, while hugging me. "Yeah, no. Sorry Luna, I'm not, I came to resign my post as Prefect and headgirl. I'm sorry Professor, but I don't think I can handle being Christians partner for much longer, his siblings seem to think they can just boss me around. And, pardon my French, but fuck that bullshit."

Professor Longbottom seemed to have seen this coming. "Actually, I'm afraid I can't let you resign my dear. You are perfect for this job, and well, Mr. Malfoy signed himself up for the job. He seemed to want to punish his siblings, so let him handle them okay? Everyone else won't mess with you will they?" I looked down. He signed up for the job? It can't be because he really wanted to punish his siblings could it? "But Professor!" He held his hand up. "That's my final word Jade. I'm sorry if you think I'm being unfair, but it's for the best. Right Luna?" She smiled, her all knowing smile. Why does she have to be the Oracle? That just makes it real scary whenever she does that. "Oh, yes. I agree, it's what's best for you Jade, really. It'll be hard at times, but you'll love the outcomes. I promise."

"Does this mean I have to go now?" I asked. Everyone laughed, "You can stay if you want. But I'm warning you Jade, we're just going to be talking about the old times. And well most of that involves reminiscing about our D.A. days." I made a face, remembering what mom had told me. "Nah, I've heard all about that. It was basically Mr. Potter being awesome and teaching you all to be awesome. Besides, thanks to the Professor, I still have a job to do. It was great meeting you Mr. Potter!" He smiled, "You can call me Harry, it's not like I'm your dad." I giggled, "You got it. See you Professor."

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"Sahai as shi vert!" The door unlocked, and I walked in. So now I have to deal with Christian the rest of the year whether I want to or not. But, why did Christian sign up for Prefect? I need to talk to him before he goes to sleep. Turning the corner to the common room, I over heard him talking to someone. "…Ali, it's only for a while, stop your whining. I am the Slytherin Sex god aren't I? So drop it. Go the hell to sleep, or do you want to go further into the negatives?" My hands slowly turned into fists, and I stormed in as Ali went to the 3rd year dorms. "Hey Jade! What took so long?" Christian asked getting up. I glared at him, "None of your fucking business Malfoy. It's time for bed anyway." I kept my route, and made sure to ignore him, even when he reached for my robes.

That selfish bastard. That's the reason why he signed up? His stupid 'no girl left unturned' scheme that he's had since he was enrolled? Urgh I'm going to kill him! No, no. I'm going to play along with his little scheme, and then when he thinks he has me, I'll break that little fucker's heart! Ooooo Christian Malfoy, you had better prepare. I went to sleep content with my new plan.

So kiddos! Do you believe the Christian really wants to hurt jade or do you think jade is just going to fuck everything up? Honestly, im just going to be evil here. Mwahahahaha! Stay tuned! :D