SkyYuki101: Wow we're already on chapter one.

Snake-Queen: Were famous. Can I get my pimp cane out?

SkyYuki101: . . . What? Um nooo?

Snake-Queen: Awww… fine. Shall we go onto the story now?

SkyYuki101: No we have to thank our lovely reviewers~

Snake-Queen: Didn't they try to kill you last chapter?

SkyYuki101: No they didn't. -reading the note cards a fan forced me to read- Now let's get on with the story.

Snake-Queen: Oh, wait. One more thing. WE ARE NOT JK ROWLING WE DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! If we did, more people would be gay.


When Petunia went through the brick wall, she wasn't expecting the entire alley to be looking like a wild bull went through with streamers attached to its horns. She could've sworn she saw a wizard with a red solo cup.

"Hmmm let me see if I was a wizarding bank where would I be?" Petunia inquired.

"Oh! You be lookin for the Gringotts? It's ova thereee!" A drunken tiny man pointed out a pristine white building before stumbling away.

"Oh. Thank you?" She questioned the man before walking towards the bank. She repeatedly had to dodge the drunken party goers. When Petunia managed to the bank she had to soothe a crying Harry after being bumped into a drunken redhead. 'WHAT IS IT WITH WIZARDS AND THEM BUMPING INTO ME!?' she thought to herself.

"Sorry misser, I gotta *hic* muggle." The red haired man proceeded to pass out on the ground. Petunia sneered at the man and quickly walked into the building. The new sound of quiet was disturbing enough, but seeing the goblins made her want to shiver in fear, especially with the looks they were giving her. She gulped and walked on. She made it to the front desk without being killed on sight. 'That was good.' She thought.

"Um… Hello sir I was hoping you would be able to help me with something?" Petunia said in her most polite manner. The Goblin sneered at the woman. Harry started squirming at seeing he was at Gringotts. He made grabby hands at the Goblin and said, "Hookie!" To say the goblin was surprised was an understatement. He looked at Petunia.

"I'll guess that your Harry's muggle aunt then?" The goblin said. "If you're not." The goblins all take out their weapons. Petunias eyes widened dramatically and she started to nod her head showing she was his Aunt.

"I am and would be willing to prove it," She said with a determined look. Harry was still making grabby hands towards the Goblin. The goblin smiled showing all of his teeth to anyone but Harry they would be disturbed.

"The Potters have been friends with the Goblins for many years, I am the director of the Potter vaults, Griphook." Petunia nodded her head remembering in one letter Lily sent her how important it is to not be on the bad side of and Goblin.

"Alright we should probably take this to a private room." He got up and disappeared behind the desk. Petunia followed him obediently. She feared getting lost in the hallways which were like a maze. They soon came upon a door that was marked 'Potter Manager'.

Griphook opened the door and walked into the room. The room held a desk, which was a dark brown and had intricate designs of what looked to be wars. There were also bookshelves lined on all four walls containing weapons and books, Petunia swore she even saw a few holding human body parts. Griphook sat at the desk and motioned her to sit opposite of him. He pulled out a knife. Petunia looked the knife warily.

"Don't worry the knife has a numbing and healing spell on it." He stated while handing her the knife. She pricked her finger over parchment letting a drop of blood hit the paper. The paper glowed blue then stated her full name; Petunia Rose Dursley née Evans.

"Now how may Gringotts be of service?" Griphook questioned after pushing the parchment aside. He studied her as if he was looking for any weakness, after doing so he stopped seemingly finding whatever he was looking for.

"I need to see if Harry's parents left him anything, and if Lily and James left a will." She said knowing Lily would have been prepared for anything. "Also, could you see if there is anything wrong with him please?"

Griphook nodded his head and pulled out two different pieces of parchment. "Alright this parchment will show the status of his inheritance and vaults, and this one will show his physical and magical heath." He stated handing the knife to Petunia. Petunia gulped in fear before taking the knife from Griphook. She held Harry's hand out and pricked his finger with it. Harry's face contorted in pain for a split second before Petunia hushed him. The blood fell onto the paper.

The parchment filled itself with lines stating the inheritance and vaults. Petunia then had Harry drip some blood onto the other piece of parchment. Soon enough both parchment pieces had their fill of family facts.

She picked up the first parchment and stared at the words. 'James and Lily were better off than I thought!' Petunia thought to herself.

Harry James Potter

Vault #687; Trust Vault:

678,902,123 Galleons

777,452,842 Sickles

693,773,128 Knuts

Family Vaults in Possession of one Harry James Potter:

Vault #390; Potter Vault:

546,773,194,833 Galleons

456,788,649 Sickles

745,834 Knuts

Potter Family Artifacts Value:

837,373,720 Galleons

2,842 Sickles

666 Knuts

Vault #432; Evan Vault:

543,823 Galleons

345,281 Sickles

548 Knuts

Evan Family Artifacts Value:

None to speak of

Vault #259; Black Vault:

901,690,184,173 Galleons

632,165,843,216 Sickles

482 Knuts

Black Family Artifacts Value:

9,282,671,827,009 Galleons

5,843,216 Sickles

873,900 Knuts

Vault #3; Hufflepuff Vault:

456,789,765,644,112 Galleons

345,612,881 Sickels

552,120 Knuts

Hufflepuff Family Artifacts:

167,598,723,982,102,728,452Galleons

2,728,452,633,214,394 Sickles

726Knuts

Petunia had to tear her eyes away from the parchment in order to look at the inheritance.

The Inheritance of one Harry James Potter

Occlumency: 100% Blocked by one Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Metamorphmagus: 90% Blocked by one Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Magical Power: 50% Blocked by one Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Parseltongue: 99% Blocked by one Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Carrier Gene: 100% Blocked by one Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Mate Finding Ability: 100% Blocked by one Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Hufflepuff Vault: 100% Blocked by one Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Petunia wondered how easy it would be to push the old geezer down some stairs. Griphook stared at her wondering why she looked pissed. To answer the unsaid question, Petunia handed the parchment to Griphook… To say Griphook was angry would be an understatement.

"I would suggest reading the other paper now before we make any decisions on how to get back at the meddling old bastard." Griphook said as calmly as possible.

Petunia started on the next paper that would state Harry's physical and magical health. Hopefully it wouldn't be to bad.

Magical and Physical Health of one Harry James Potter:

Magical Ailments:

Horcrux in Scar: Made by one Tom Marvolo Riddle

Multiple Blocks on Core: Made by one Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Physical Ailments:

Scar on Forehead: Made by one Tom Marvolo Riddle

Petunia sighed. She looked at Griphook and asked, "What is a horcrux?"


Snake-Queen: Well we're both going to be hunted like it's Salem for not updating for a while, aren't we? -Wearing camouflage and hiding behind a hedge-

SkyYuki101: Yes, yes we are… -stares into the distance dramatically-

Snake-Queen: -Hands come out of the hedge and grab Snake-Queen, pulling her into the bush- TELL MY STORY! -Snake-Queen disappears into the hedge-

SkyYuki101:-Has prepared for this day and grabs Snake-Queens ankles- Stay strong soldier!

Snake-Queen: -Snake-Queen screams from the bushes- MERCY!