Elizabeth: NARUTO! What did you do to him, Kabuto?

Kabuto: I used a jutsu to tear through his heart muscles! He's as good as dead!

Elizabeth: NO! uses her healing powers on Naruto but they aren't powerful enough No good! Tsunade, I need your help!

Tsunade: With what, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Naruto. Kabuto used some jutsu that tore Naruto's heart muscles to shreds! I'm going to need your help to repair all the damaged tissues.

Tsunade: OH NO! We have to hurry!

Kabuto: Don't waste your time, he'll be dead any second now. I, on the other hand, have a gift. My body is already fully recovered from that rasengan blast. coughs up blood Wha? That blast must have been stronger than I thought!

Tsunade and Elizabeth fix all of Naruto's torn heart muscles but Naruto still isn't breathing

Elizabeth: He just needs a jolt to the heart to get it going again. uses a jutsu to jolt Naruto's heart and then listens for a pulse There, it's beating again and he's breathing.

Tsunade: He'll be fine. We just need to fix those legs.

Elizabeth: I've got that covered. cleans up Naruto's legs and bandages them

Kabuto: Naruto is DEAD! One more hit on him is all I need!

Elizabeth: Well you won't be getting that hit! I've been training just as hard as my brother and I just perfected a new technique! makes a ball of visible chakra in each hand UZUMAKI STYLE DOUBLE RASENGAN! runs toward Kabuto and scores a direct hit with the double rasengan It's over. YOU'RE dead!

Orochimaru: You may have killed Kabuto, but you'll NEVER kill me!

elizabeth: Wanna bet? Kabuto was the one who summoned your giant snake for you because of your arms. Without him, you have no giant snake and you can't do any jutsu. Tsunade isn't going to heal those arms!

Orochimaru: Oh c r a p. You haven't heard the last of me! flees the scene

Tsunade: Incredible, Elizabeth! I have never seen anyone use not 1, but 2 rasengan at the same time!

Jiraiya: I'll say!

Elizabeth: I'll get Naruto home. He needs some rest. puts Naruto's arms on her shoulders and carries him home

The next day, Naruto wakes up for the first time since the battle...

Naruto: yawn Wha... what happened? Where's Orochimaru? tries to move legs OW! my legs hurt!

Elizabeth: Don't try to move, Naruto. Kabuto used some kind of jutsu on you right beforewe both used rasengan on him. The jutsu tore through your heart muscles and that's when you blacked out. I used a new move I'd been working on to get Kabuto and I killed him, leaving Orochimaru completely helpless having no arms to do jutsu with. With a lot of help from Tsunade, I was able to fix up all of your heart muscles and saved your life. Kabuto also practically shattered both your legs. I used my healing power to fix them as much as I could and I bandaged them. You'll have to use a wheelchair while they heal the rest of the way naturally.

Naruto: WOAH! I just had to miss the exciting part! What was that move you learned?

Elizabeth: It's a secret move I'm going to show you when your legs heal.

Naruto: Alright then, a move strong enough to kill Kabuto is definitely worth the wait!

Elizabeth: That's the spirit! grabs Naruto's wheelchair Come on! Jiriaya said it's your turn to take out the trash! He just left to do some research, or so he said. I bet he's out being a super pervert again.

Naruto: Probably. takes trash and heads to the dumpster

Suddenly, somethingin the dumpster let out a small cry, and a box was pushed out of the dumpster by a strange looking creature...

Naruto: What the? picks up the box and the creature

Creature: squirms Pka pi!

Naruto: brings the box and creature to Elizabeth Elizabeth, this weird looking creature was pushing this box full of holes out of the dumpster!

Elizabeth: looks at the creature and smiles Well, if it isn't my old friend. I thought you were gone!

Naruto? Explanation please.

Elizabeth: To fully explain this requires that I tell you my whole tragic story. You think you have it bad, but you have no idea. They knew you were needed to contain that demon but they weren't expecting me. It's all coming back to me now. You were born first, they took you to the 4th Hokage and you know the rest of that. Then I came. They had no idea what to do with me. Even our mother didn't know about me, they tried giving me to her but she'd already left. They then brought me to an orphanage, I think the same one you were in. The man running the orphanage took one look at me, said they were too full and stuffed me into a box like this one and threw me into a dumpster. That's where I lived for 3 years, until I could walk on two legs and speak enough to talk to others. This creature is Pika. During my second year living in that dumpster, I met Pika. The dumpster was right next to some ramen place and I could see the chef holding up some sort of animal. "Get out, you pesky rat!" the man was yelling, "and don't come back!" He threw the creature and it landed in my arms. I then decided I'd take care of the creature and that it was time to leave that dumpster. Pika became my first real friend. Together we searched for someplace to live, through the town and forest, until we came upon an abandoned home. That's where we lived until the hidden sound ninja attacked the home. I gathered my things as fast as I could but the house was coming down too fast. I knew I was dead and that's when Pika came to my rescue, pushing me out just before the whole house collapsed on top of him. I never thought he'd survive that but he must have made it out.

Naruto: WOAH! And I thought being in the closet of the orphanage being fed once a month was bad!

Pika sees Elizabeth and runs to her

Elizabeth: I missed you too, Pika. I bet you used one of your attacks to espace in the nick of time, didn't you? Pika nods

Naruto: Attacks?

Elizabeth: Yeah, I did research to find out exactly what Pika was and I found out he's got special moves of his own! Watch. Pika, thunder bolt straight up. Pika shoots a beam of lightning straight up Ok, now let's see that double team. Pika makes clones of himself Great! Next iron tail. Pika's tail glows white and he smashes an empty barrel with it And the finally, volt tackle! Pika is covered in lightning and runs around Ok that's it, recover your energy.

Naruto: AWESOME! Pika does a lot more than Akamaru!

Elizabeth: I'll say. Now, let's check out this mystery box.

what's inside the box starts screaming

Naruto: opens box Elizabeth! Come here! lifts a screaming and crying baby boy out of the box

Elizabeth: Oh no! The poor thing. checks the baby's birth bracelet It just says his first name is Patrick. No last name. I'll bet he was taken to the orphanage and rejected just like I was. Hey, he's got your hair and eyes, Naruto!

Naruto: What can we do with him then?

Elizabeth: We'll have to take care of him ourselves.

Naruto: WHAT? I don't know a thing about babies!

Elizabeth: I know that. I'll teach you everything you need to know. I knew taking the child care class at the medical core would come in handy someday.

Naruto: Well can you make him stop crying first?

Elizabeth: takes Patrick from Naruto Let's see. Good thing I got all these child care supplies from the medical core. grabs a blue bottle and gives it to Patrick but it doesn't work Hmm... gives Patrick a blue pacifier bot that doesn't work Ok that didn't work. checks Patrick's diaper and changes it but that doesn't work

Naruto: Maybe this'll work. gives Patrick a blue teddy bear but that doesn't work I think we've tried everything.

Elizabeth: No, there's one thing we haven't tried. puts Patrick over her shoulder and pats his back gently

Patrick burps, stops crying and starts spitting on Elizabeth's cheek

Naruto: EWW! He's spitting on you!

Elizabeth: No he's not, he's kissing me! It's a good thing the medical core was so awesome. They even gave me a portabal playpen and a folding crib!