I was sunbathing when someone licked me on the nose. I flicked my eyes open, trying to see who it was, but I saw no one. Weird, I thought. I went to close my eyes when someone shouted, "Cassy!"

I jumped from where I was sitting into a defensive position, when I saw Alonzo, "What?" I said harshly. Why did he always interrupt me?

"Sor-ry- wait does this feel like déjà-vu?" he asked looking around.

"Why are you such an idiot sometimes?" I asked rhetorically as I walked up and nuzzled him.

"Well, that started-"he started to say until I shoved his paw in his mouth.

"I was being rhetorical idiot," I muttered.

"Oh. Well, I was wondering, "Who would Cassy be with if we hadn't mated?'" he said.

"That's easy, no one," I said.

"Really? What about Munk, or Tugger, or even Mungo?" he asked.

"Munk is too serious, Tugger would have dumped me, and Mungo, well… let's just say he isn't as sexy as you," I said.

"All right!" he said pumping his fist in the air.

"Come on, let's go back to the den, and… have some fun," I said seductively.

"Well, all right, but I'm gonna beat you!" he yelled running off.

"No fair!" I yelled running after him.