Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.
I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called yellow
So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all yellow
Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
You know, you know I love you so,
You know I love you so
I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do
Cause you were all yellow,
I drew a line,
I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all yellow

~ Yellow - Coldplay

~ Part 2: Acts Of Pervertness

Shay yawned, fishing for his pants in the cramped make-shift shelter. Nessa was awake, pulling the musician's over-sized sweater up to cover her naked body. Outside, the sun was still barely above the horizon and the sky was a vivid pink-ish orange.

"Sleep well?" Nessa asked, sitting up and hugging her dark-haired lover from behind.

"Ayuh. Like a log." Shay smiled and kissed her, but when he broke away, she took his face into her hands and resumed kissing him, unsatisfied.

"Hey Shay! Have you seen-" Rynn popped her head in the crowded tepee and her eyes grew as big as saucers at what she saw. "-Nessa…Why did…You and Shay had-" The overwhelmed elf fainted, dropping to the ground with an audible thud. Shay blinked and stepped out of the shelter, staring down at the unconscious red-head at his feet.

He curiously poked her with a stick. No response or sign of life. Nessa snickered. "You okay, Rynn?" Shaiana-who had been searching for breakfast-appeared in a flash.

"What happened?" she demanded, glaring at Shay. He cowered guiltily. Then the green thief spotted Nessa, who gave the villainess a sheepish smile. The musician tensed, swallowing nervously. Shaiana's left eye twitched and her hands ignited at her sides.

"Umm, it's not what it looks like! Wait, it is, but-" His explanation was abruptly cut off by an angry roar from the raven-haired beauty. She lunged at him, green eyes blazing, and took perfect aim with a plasma bolt. The flaming green orb hit Shay directly in the chest, making him topple over from the force.

"DIE!!!" Shay screamed like a girl in a horror movie and ran for his life.

"Shaiana, don't-" Nessa pleaded, hurriedly getting dressed.

"NO NO NO!!!I'M GONNA NEUTER HIM!!!" Shaiana yelled and chased after the terrified musician with both hands ignited at full power.

"GAAAH! SOMEBODY HELLLP MEEE!" Shay cried.

Hearing the ruckus they were making, Rynn sat up, groaning, and rubbed her head tenderly. "Ouch. That smarts." The elf watched with her mouth open as her lover-who was in a blind rage-kick Shay and send him sprawling. He whacked his arm off a rock, but kept running as fast as his legs could carry him.

Shaiana shot bolt after bolt at his retreating butt. Shay yelped every time one hit its mark.

"Stand still!" the thief ordered threateningly. To his horror, she was picking up speed and gaining on him.

"Stop trying to kill me!" he countered boldly. They were running across the beach now, sand flew in all directions and occasionally got into their mouths and eyes.

"It's no use running because when I catch you, I'll make sure you don't pull a perverted stunt like that again!"

"Geeze, you make it sound like rape! Nessa wanted to! Seriously!" Shay shouted over his shoulder.

The musician halted to a stop and turned on the villainess. He clothes-lined her by sticking out his uninjured arm and knocked her unto her back in the sand with inhuman speed and strength. Shaiana gasped, taken off guard by this, and lashed out at him instinctively. Shay lost his footing and fell forward. He landed on top of the thief.

"Ooops." He stared down at his hand that was now touching one of her breasts. "S-Sorry! I didn't mean to!" Shay cried. Shaiana frowned up at him but made no move to hit him.

"It's not me you should be worried about now, buddy."

He sensed someone standing behind him and could feel eye daggers stab into his back. That's when Rynn unleashed her own demonic rage. Growling, the elf drop-kicked Shay, making him soar a good twenty feet across the beach, his arms and legs flailed helplessly in the open air. The musician landed on his stomach in the damp sand, twitching from the pain.

"Ughhh…Sand burn…"

Shaiana got up and brushed herself off. "Impressive. I think you killed the bastard on impact."

"Good! The pervert needed an ass-whoopin'." Rynn huffed, still fuming.

"I can't believe you two!" Nessa exclaimed, walking up to them with crossed arms. "Ganging up on a poor, defenceless guy like that. Shame on the both of you!" She had to fight back the urge to burst into laughter. It was amusing how easily Shay got beat to a pulp by a pair of short-tempered women.

"Nobody's gonna feel up my wife without answering to me!" Rynn went on with flames in her eyes.

"Whoa-whoa-whoa, calm down, sweetheart," Shaiana said, taking a hold of Rynn's arm as she tried to go off to pound Shay some more. The trio stared as he stood up, staggering to his feet.

"Who turned the lights off?" he asked, his words slurring, with a confused expression on his face. Nessa eyebrows shot up.

"Oh boy. He's really out of it," she mused.

"It's amazing how he can even stand after that," the pale-green added with mock sarcasm.

"Why is he still alive?!!!"

"Rynn, honey…NO! Put that stick down!"

Nessa sighed, shaking her head, and went off to help Shay, who was wondering around aimlessly, tripping over his own feet every few steps. Rynn was practically dragged away by Shaiana, shouting death threats and vulgar profanities.

"You're dead meat Shay Uchiha! You hear me you motherfu-" her next words were cut off by Shaiana's hand over her mouth.

Nessa fell into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Shay stared stupidly after the pair, blinking.