OMG! NO-ONE REVIEWED THE FIRST CHAPTER! NOOOOO!
*IN CREEPY VOICE*
IF YOU DO NOT REVIEW…YOU WILL DIE!
Okay…I have officially been diagnosed with strep throat and today is the ONLY DAY I get off. Ugh! I go back to school tomorrow. :(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My new favorite songs- I hope you die and uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss by the bloodhound gang
Jasper: Why does everyone have to die if they don't review? If no one reviews, then all of the vampires that live like that will die, too.
Me: Um, you do know that you guys and every other vampire that lives like you will survive, though, right?
Jasper: oh…I guess I had an Emmett moment. Didn't I?
Me: Yupp!
Emmett: HEY! What's that supposed to mean?
Jasper & Me: Um…NOTHING!
Emmett: Yeah, RIGHT! *Charges Kati*
Me: EEEP! *Pulls out flamethrower & torches Emmett*
Jasper: *sits on sidelines, watching*
Me: Phew!
*Devil rises up from the underworld*
Devil: WHY! *gets down on hands & knees, begging Kati* Take him back, PLEASE! I'll do anything! I'll obey Him! ANYTHING TO GET THAT CREEP AWAY FROM ME!
*God comes down from Heaven*
*Kati sits on ground & grabs popcorn that came out of nowhere*
God: Lucifer, will you really stop trying to take over?
Devil (Lucifer): Yes! I will! Just get him away from me!
*Kati offers popcorn to Jasper. He willingly takes it and sits down next to her*
God: *beaming* Of course! And as for you two, *turns to Kati & Jasper, who freeze mid-bite* I will give you Emmett back.
*Kati & Jasper look at each other then run away…screaming*
Lucifer: Aw! I feel bad for them!
God: Me too.
*Emmett appears in a puff of smoke*
Emmett: I'M ALIVE!
Lucifer: *girly screech*
