OMG! NO-ONE REVIEWED THE FIRST CHAPTER! NOOOOO!

*IN CREEPY VOICE*

IF YOU DO NOT REVIEW…YOU WILL DIE!

Okay…I have officially been diagnosed with strep throat and today is the ONLY DAY I get off. Ugh! I go back to school tomorrow. :(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My new favorite songs- I hope you die and uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss by the bloodhound gang

Jasper: Why does everyone have to die if they don't review? If no one reviews, then all of the vampires that live like that will die, too.

Me: Um, you do know that you guys and every other vampire that lives like you will survive, though, right?

Jasper: oh…I guess I had an Emmett moment. Didn't I?

Me: Yupp!

Emmett: HEY! What's that supposed to mean?

Jasper & Me: Um…NOTHING!

Emmett: Yeah, RIGHT! *Charges Kati*

Me: EEEP! *Pulls out flamethrower & torches Emmett*

Jasper: *sits on sidelines, watching*

Me: Phew!

*Devil rises up from the underworld*

Devil: WHY! *gets down on hands & knees, begging Kati* Take him back, PLEASE! I'll do anything! I'll obey Him! ANYTHING TO GET THAT CREEP AWAY FROM ME!

*God comes down from Heaven*

*Kati sits on ground & grabs popcorn that came out of nowhere*

God: Lucifer, will you really stop trying to take over?

Devil (Lucifer): Yes! I will! Just get him away from me!

*Kati offers popcorn to Jasper. He willingly takes it and sits down next to her*

God: *beaming* Of course! And as for you two, *turns to Kati & Jasper, who freeze mid-bite* I will give you Emmett back.

*Kati & Jasper look at each other then run away…screaming*

Lucifer: Aw! I feel bad for them!

God: Me too.

*Emmett appears in a puff of smoke*

Emmett: I'M ALIVE!

Lucifer: *girly screech*