"What the devil is wrong with that little box?" Ron asked, backing away from Sans slowly. "Uh…I actually have no idea. It doesn't usually do this." Sans replied, shaking the phone spastically, finally dropping it onto the grass. "Well, whatever it's doing, I think I can help to make it stop." Ron stated simply, and pulled out a long stick from his pocket. "Uh, kid? Sorry to burst your bubble, but how is a stick going to help stop this thing?" Sans questioned, staring at the human with a perplexed look. Ron laughed, "It's not a stick, it's a wand!" Ron laughed again, and then pointed his wand directly at the quivering device. "Petrificus Totalus!" Ron chanted, and a jet of silver light streamed from the tip of the wand, and went straight into the phone. They waited for a few moments as the phone flew across the park, and landed with a "thump" on the dirt. The two raced over there, and saw that it was all shattered and cracked, but most importantly, still. "Aww man, that's the third phone this week that I destroyed! Toriel is not going to be happy with me…" Sans grumbled, picking up the demolished bits and pieces of glass. Sans then glared at Ron with a cynical look. "Your one of those wizard people aren't you?" Ron looked confused for a moment, then smiled proudly. "Yes I am! Cool isn't it?" Sans snorted and then stood up slowly
"Get the heck out of here then."
Ron stared at him a moment, and then asked "Huh?" "You heard me, don't think you can waltz over here and try to put the monsters back into the underground because I swear to god, I will rip you to shreds." Sans growled as he summoned a floating bone beside him. "What do you mean?! I'm not here to put you underground! I told you, Hermione and I are here to learn about monsters, I swear!" Ron shrieked, holding out his wand. Sans rolled his eyes, "Likely story. You are one of the descendants of those horrible wizards who stuck all the monsters underground all those years ago aren't you?!" Ron's eyes widened. "No, you got it all wrong, wizards are different now! We would never do anything that cruel anymore! I promise!" He pleaded, clutching his wand tightly. Sans lowered his bone, and saw the look of pure terror etched on the humans face. Sans checked his stats and saw, "LV: 1 HP: 100. Loyal to his friends and family, but will attack to protect the ones he loves. " Sans rubbed his skull thoughtfully. 'Well… I guess he never killed anyone, so I guess he is telling the truth…I better keep an eye on him though.' Sans thought to himself, as he walked toward the shaking wizard. Sans sighed deeply, then extended a hand to the fallen over human. "Alright, alright. Sorry about that kid, but you can never be to sure with humans. You guys sure are sneaky all right." Ron nodded his head dumbly, and took the skeletons hand. "Th..Thanks..?" Ron responded, taking a deep breath. Sans was about to respond, when he suddenly heard Frisk running towards him yelling out his name.
"Sans! Sans! Papyrus wants to talk to you!" Frisk huffed out, and handed over their phone. "Oh, thanks kiddo." Sans said, ruffling their hair. Frisk giggled, "No problem, but next time use your own phone!" Frisk stuck out their tongue playfully, then raced away to continue playing. Sans held up the phone and said, "Hello? Papyrus, it's Sans, everything good?" After a couple moments, the sound of rustling could be heard, and abruptly a voice came through. "SANS? OH, HELLO THERE, THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS IN NEED OF SOME ASSISTANCE…I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE HECK I AM, AND IT'S REALLY DARK AND SPOOKY HERE." Papyrus spoke, sounding apprehensive. "What the?! Papyrus where are you? Are you okay?!" Sans asked frantically. "OH, YES I AM FINE, BUT I KEEP HEARING THIS CREEPY STATIC NOISE. WHEN EVER I TRY TO CALL OUT WHO IS THERE, I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT. UM…HELP?"
"Don't worry Pap, I'm coming. Any idea of where you are?" Sans inquired. "IT IS VERY DAMP AND WET DOWN HERE, BUT I BELIEVE I AM IN THE TRUE L-….." Papyrus was cut off, and a low static sound came buzzing from the phone instead. "What in the?" Papyrus!? Papyrus!?" "HELLO THERE SANS. IT IS I, D GASTER. I'M HERE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM TAKING BACK MY SON. HE BELONGS TO ME, AND THERE ISNT A THING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. REMEMBER, I AM STRONGER THEN YOU, AND I KNOW ALL YOUR WEAKNESSES. BE A GOOD LAD, AND DON'T TRY TO COME AFTER ME BECASE YOU WILL FAIL. I DONT WANT TO KILL YOU, BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO. YOU WILL NEVER TAKE PAPYRUS AWAY FROM ME. GOOD DAY."
