THE WEAKEST LINK!

Chapter Two: Let the Games Begin!

Link: Welcome back, folks, to the Weakest Link. Now, we will start the game. Well, not now. Gotta explain the rules. Unlike the TV show, there is no timer, instead everyone is asked 2 question in a round. And since I'm too lazy to calculate the bank, the winner will receive 1 million rupees.

Deku: Sweet mother!

Link: Yes, Deku boy, that is a lot of moolah. Um, that's all, so, lets start.. The Weakest Link!

Dun dun dun dunnnnn!

Link: Adult Link, how many swords are there in Majora's Mask?

Adult Link: Umm, Kokiri, Razor, Gildid, um, 3!

Link: HAHA, YOU SUCK, THERE ARE 4, YOU FORGOT THE GREAT FAIRIES SWORD!

Adult Link: Hmm, didn't get that far yet

Link: You haven't? Whoa, you suck.

Adult Link:

Link: Young Link, how much does a fish cost?

Young Link: Never bought one, just got them for free 50?

Link: No, 200 rupees, correct me if I'm wrong

Young Link: No, sir

Link: Exccelent. Medium Link, what is the name of the first Ocarina you get in Ocarina of Time?

Medium Link: Fairy Ocarina.

Link: Very good! Darmani, what insturment does Japas play in the Indigo-gos?

Mikau: Oh, I know!

Link: I didn't ask you.

Darmani: Oh it looks like a guitar! Yeah, it's a guitar.

Link: You stupid idiot, he plays the bass, dumbass.

Darmani: Hey, we don't get good radio reception in the mountians

*Everyone looks at him*

Darmani: Ok, ok, I don't listen to the radio

Link: Next up, Deku boy

Deku: Oh, that's me right?

Link: v.v No, it's Feirce Diety.

Deku: Oh, ok.

Link: Dumbass, it's you! K, um, what is the name of the guy in who looks through the telescope all day?

Deku: Oh, um, I dunno.

Link: I don't know either, but it's something like Shikiritzagiro. If you know his name and say it in the review, you get to be in my next deathmatch story. Man, yall getting these questions wrong! K, Mikau's turn Mikau, Mikau I believe I said I'd give you hard questions, no? Hmm oh, I'll have fun with you what is the 12th digit of pi?

Mikau: WHAT??

Link: You heard me clearly. What is the 12th digit of pi?

Mikau: You can't do that! That's not a Zelda question! No one knows that!

Link: Ok, I'll change it.

Mikau: Whew!

Link: What is the 32nd digit of pi?

Mikau: Oh, thanks, that helps um, 5?

Link: O.O

Mikau: What?

Link: I don't belive it

Mikau: WHAT???

Link: You got it right

Mikau: I did? SWEET!

Link: That's impossible you cheated it can't be

Mikau: I GOT IT RIGHT! I GOT IT RIGHT!

Link: SILENCE!!! Next question is for the Feirce Diety.

Feirce Diety: Greetings.

Link: I have to give you an easy one what is the name of Princess Zelda?

Medium Link: What? Hey, just because he's fun to write

Link: Shut up! Continuing

Feirce Diety: It is pitiful that people, you scums, get money just for being smart. If everyone was smart, would we be a rich land? Only by intellegence does our lives be based upon?

Deku: Just answer the damn question.

Feirce Diety: Oh, um I dunno, Serah.

Link: Oh my god

Adult Link: How the

Goron: He didn't

Giant Link: What? I didn't hear.

Link: I-I-I-Iiiiiiiiihhhhhhhaaaaauuuggghh!!!! IT'S INCORRECT!!! AUUGHGHHHH! Nooo!!!

Feirce Diety: Hmm, whatever.

Link: I-I-I can't believe how could you YOU MORON!

Feirce Diety: What did you call me?

Link: Nothing, nothing um, God, um, Giant Link? Hey, um, in the Temple, um, with the, um, yeah, how many?

Giant Link: 16 and a half.

Link: Sure, whatever, correct, um, k

Suddenly Link is knocked out and falls to the ground. Instead, Ganon hops from the audience and onto the podium.

Ganon: He can't ask questions for a while now, so, I'm here instead! Ok, Mr. Adult Link!

Adult Link: Sup.

Mario: Um, hi, what is the name of the middle stage of the boss of Majora's Mask?

Adult Link: Didn't get that far, either, but, I know the answer.

Medium Link: How do you know the answer if you're not there yet?

Adult Link: Um, I just do

Member from the audience: He uses a stradegy guide!

Everyone gasps and looks at Adult Link.

Adult Link: Ok, ok, I do.

Mikau: A stradegy guide!

Darmani: And he looked ahead!

Adult Link: And the answer is Majora's Incarnation.

Ganon: That's pretty sad there, Link, but oh well. It's right. Young Link, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Young Link: O.O

Ganon: Just kidding, haha. What is the name of the school for Deku Scrubs in Majora's Mask?

Young Link: I'll just go for the obvious answer Deku Elementry?

Ganon: Very good, young lad! Majora's Mask Link

Majora's Mask Link: You called m by my good name! I love you Ganon!

Ganon: That's it, hard question, I'm not into lovey stuff like that.

Majora's Mask Link: I hate your ass you mother f**k!

Ganon: That's more like it! How many megabites is Majora's Mask?

Majora's Mask Link: Uhhhh, average 256, I think

Ganon: Right on! How many more we got?

Mikau: 5, sir.

Ganon: Very well. Right on to Darmani! True or false? I–

Darmani: True.

Ganon: I haven't asked the question yet.

Darmani: Oh. I'm sorry.

Ganon: True or False? Is there a Majora's Mask Internet Browser?

Darmani: What's that?

Ganon: Um do you play on computers?

Darmani: What?

Ganon: Ok, you don't know, but the answer is true. I'll have to mark you wrong for that one.

Darmani: Aw

Ganon: Little Deku Scrub Man, is Tael a male or female fairy?

Deku: Oh, umm I know this uh oh! He's Tatl's brother!

Ganon: You didn't answer.

Deku: Yes I did, I said *sigh* he's a boy.

Ganon: Very good! Wow, everyone's got it right so far this round! Except for Darmani, of course. Will that change? Mikau!

Mikau: What??? Oh, um, sorry, I was distracted.

Ganon: By what?

Mikau: v.v nothing.

Ganon: Her name is Angela and her phone number is 555-8213.

Mikau: Oh, thank's man, you're the best! How did you know that was what I was thinking?

Ganon: Time for the question!

Mikau: You didn't answer my question. How did you know–

Ganon: How many sages are there in Ocarina of Time?

Mikau: Ok, ok, um, let's see Saria, Daruina

Darmani: I'm not a sage!

Mikau: I said Daurina hmm, you threw me off, ok, Ruto, Impa, and Nabooru, and Raru that's 6.

Ganon: Incorrect, there are 7, Princess Zelda is also a sage.

Mikau: Shit.

Ganon: Language! Sorry, folks, let's try that again.

Mikau: Sh*t.

Ganon: Much better! Now, the Deity.

Ferice Diety: It's the Feirce Diety, and if you ever call me by what is not my proper name, you shall feel thy wrath

Ganon: Sure, whatever you say, so, apperently, you're not all that bright.

Ferice Diety: The remenents of my past strains shall take vengange upon you, and---

Ganon: I'm sure they will. True or False? Whatever Zelda says is true.

Princess Zelda: *from nowhere* Whatever Ganon says is false.

Ganon: Who is correct?

Ferice Diety: That question is irrelevant. I shall no longer put up with this. DARK MYST ATTACK, NOW!!!!

Nothing happens.

Ganon: Heh heh, I'm sure you are very powerful, but, now is not the time. Was that your final answer? Yes it was, and that is incorrect.

Feirce Diety: No! The wrath of injustice and cruelty shall fall upon you! You shall suffer anxiety generation throught generation!

Ganon: Cut the bull, we need to finish this round.

Everyone in the building: OOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!! HE DOGGED YOU!!!!!!!!!

Ganon: Moving on, to Mr. Biggie here. If you put on any mask and enter Sakon's hideout, and while controlling Kaife switch masks with the Giant Mask, and then regain control of Link, what will happen?

Giant Link: Link will try to grow, but the game will freeze. And if you try it with the Feirce Diety's mask, it will work, and you can wonder Terimina with him, which is pretty cool.

Ganon: Ooh, a bonus answer! Very good, I like those. Now, it is time to vote who you think it THE WEAKEST LINK!

Dun dun dun dunnn!

Ganon: I always wanted to say that. Technically, Darmani and the Feirce Diety are the Weakest Links, and Majora's Mask Link and Giant Link are the strongest. I mean, Giant Link IS the strongest Link, but not always in the mind. Well, he was in this round ok, I'll shut up. NOW VOTE!

Adult Link: Feirce Diety.

Young Link: Feirce Diety.

Majora's Mask Link: Feirce Diety.

Darmani: Um *Medium Link walks over and whispers in his ear.* Oh, ok. Feirce Diety.

Deku: Feirce Diety.

Mikau: Feirce Diety.

Feirce Diety: I choose that cursed zora!

Giant Link: Feirce Diety.

Ganon: Well, its more or less unanimus, minus one, but, for obvious reasons, so I won't ask why yall did what yall did. Feirce Diety: You are the Weakest Link Goodbye!

Feirce Diety: ARRGHHH! CURSED BE YOU AND YOUR DECENDANTS! I SHALL COME BACK! I WILL KILL YOU ALL! AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Two security gaurds named Steve (yes, both of them) walked out and take the Feirce Diety by the arms and throw him out of the building.

Ganon: Commercial brake time. C yalls later!