Disclaimer/Notes: I don't own these characters, or Ashley Mangin, because she is a person and it'd be kind of creepy if I owned her, wouldn't it? I also don't own the plot; it's on sale at ebay for $4.99 and dropping.
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"Can't you get down now?" Severus said as soon as they were inside Gryffindor tower.
She sighed. "I suppose so." She hopped onto the floor and nearly landed on Peter Pettigrew.
Snape's back cracked several times as he tried his best to slid his plates back into place. He was almost tempted to lie down on one of the couches in the common room. They looked comfy. That was odd. Comfy couches. They didn't have any of those in the Slytherin Tower. Looking around, Snape noticed there were a lot of differences, the most notable being the temperature. The room was warm and bright and inviting. Everything he stood against.
The only other person in the room was Peter Pettigrew, who Ashley didn't hesitate to kick in the shins.
"OW!" he yelped. "What was that for?"
"I know what happens, I read all four books, and trust me, you deserved that," Ashley said.
"Books? What the..." Snape was confused. (A/N: DUH)
"Never mind," Peter said, waving a dismissive hand. "She's just as crazy as her boyfriend." Snape raised an eyebrow. "Sirius," Peter answered the unspoken question. "C'mon, follow me." Peter trudged off up a flight of stairs.
Like in his own house, each year had its own hallway that lead to the dorm room. As Snape walked down the particular hallway, he felt a knot reappearing in his stomach.
*last time i eat bungee jumping cord on a dare* he thought bitterly.
Okay, so he didn't actually think that, but it would be funny if he did. Actually, he was thinking about the many ways he might die over the next four nights. Fire, flood, murder, invasion of three-toed sloths.... hey, you never know. It wasn't until Peter opened the door to the dorm room when revelation struck Severus like an angry housewife and ran away with his dignity. He was going to be annoyed to death.

***DUN DUN DUN! yes! annoyed to death! this is going to be so much fun! now, keep reading!***