Okay my lovies. Sumimasen for the slow update! The beginning is a little angsty, but let me clear something up. I. HATE. ANGST. I will make up for it with a super-cheery-laugh-your-ass-off body and ending. Capishe? Once again, I apologize for the Tunafish abuse! J
He began with the generic, "It all started when…."
"….will you learn, Dame Tsuna?"
The bullies laughed. It was an ugly, ragged sound, one you automatically associated with trouble. And boy, was Tsuna in it, though he didn't see why. He had just come out of the music room, writing in his songbook, singing a song they had learned in class-
"Don't you know by now? Singing is for girls."
He internally groaned. Not this again! He admits, he should have learned by now not to sing in front of the guys at school, but it was as if music triggered something inside him, and once it had its grip, it compelled him to do things the logical mind would never allow.
A shove.
Like do something that will surely get you beat up.
A kick.
He really was a Dame Tsuna.
A punch.
Never again, he thought as black crawled at the edge of his vision. No more singing for Dame Tsuna.
This is clearly a time skip.
"OMIGOSH are you okay are you hurt oh my poor baby you're so brave I wanna hug you and squeeze you you're so brave come here-!"
"TORIMAKI!", said Dame Tsuna shouted. Gosh, she really lived up to her name, didn't she?* "Just….relax, okay? Of course I'm okay! That was years ago!"
She let this set in, as if realizing how idiotic her statement sounded only now. "Oh, well, continue!"
Skipping time obviously.
"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT?" he whisper screamed(something you can only do when you have to be quiet but are having a panic attack internally)as he searched under his bed. He had torn up his bedroom looking, but it…. it was gone! And it wasn't as if he could ask if anyone had seen it! He groaned and covered his face with his hands.
He had put years of effort and feelings into that songbook, and he had lost it. Or, rather, since he would never lose his songbook, one of his friends had taken it. And now they had blackmail material on him. Perfect.
"Oi, Tsuna!"
"HIEEEEE!"
In all his panic, he had forgotten that everyone would be coming up from dinner any minute. Wait, dinner!
"You're too late by the way. The food's all gone."
This time, his stomach did the groaning, as if mourning the loss of a perfectly good meal. Though Tsuna's brain did not have time to think of such things, he did sympathize. He had to find his book. He had to ask… Reborn. Once again, perfect. But he had to try.
"Um…Reborn? You didn't happen to see a, um, little book anywhere, did you?"
Reborn actually snorted. "You finally decide to read, and you lose the book? You really are a baka. No, I haven't in any case. Ask Fon."
"F-fon? Why? What does Fon have to do with this?"
Reborn smirked at the brunette's clueless ness. "He's usually more observant than anyone else. If someone took it at the meeting, Fon would have noticed."
"Meeting? You mean…WHY DID YOU HOST AN ARCOBALENO COUNCIL IN MY ROOM?"
"Because I felt like it. Now get going!" The hitman punctuated this last sentence with a kick to the backside out the door.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Oh, you know, skipping time.
"Oh! You guys play a game with a fake mafia? Omigosh, that's so cool!" Torimaki squealed.
"If only you knew the truth…" Tsuna muttered under his breath. "Now could you stop interrupting and let me continue the story?"
"Oh! I apologize. Please, continue."
Tsuna sighed and ran a hand absently through his spiky locks. "Now where was I…?"
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Right now I am, Skipping time.
Reborn had told him where to find the ex-Arcobaleno, but it was still a challenge getting to talk to him. For one thing, they had to wait until there was nobody around to talk as to not blow Fon's cover (he was being tracked by Verde's men). Second, Tsuna was already extremely winded from running full speed all the way there, and it was taking all he had to force out words between pants. How Fon could even understand him, Tsuna had no idea.
"Come to think of it…" Fon started, though he was still apprehensive whether or not he wanted to tell Tsuna of the notebooks whereabouts. Something gave him a bad feeling about this.
"Well, Tsuna, do you, er, know why we had a meeting in the first place?"
"Eh? Well, no, not really…" he hadn't even stopped to consider it in his panic, well, not that Reborn would have told him anyway. But the way Fon said this, well, Tsuna was starting to get his own bad feeling.
Fon sighed through his nose. Of course he wouldn't know yet. "We were discussing financial issues. The Vongola have gone broke. And worse still, Mammon was using his psychic abilities to find a moneymaking source, and he found a notebook in your room. Then he got this evil glint in his eyes and dissipated. Have a nice night."
Tsuna promptly fainted.
That's it. What? Were you expecting more? I'm only a fangirl!
And that was my attempt at a second chapter. Also, I have question. Who do you want to be seme and uke? I'm honestly indifferent. Give me your answer please. By the way *Torimaki- Japanese for fangirl. Until next time! By the way, big thank you to Ginshi-chan, who told me of the srew-up tha happened when I uploaded this, and an even BIGGER thank you to Phantom Hitman 1412 for her advice on how to upload this chapters! The next chapter should actually be out tonight or tomorrow. see you then! :) Oh, and it will be longer than these past two, I promise you.
