Hello! Sorry for my inactivity! So, after much procrasination, here is chapter two of Not Interested!
I, sadly, do not own Death Note.
Stupid L and his stupid fans (well they call they call themselves heirs), they can rot in Hell for all I care. On his stupid orders I am permanently tailed by one or another of his idiotic cronies. Right now it's pyjama boy (Near). I was just sitting outside, minding my own business (well, throwing stuff at Mello, but that's irrelevant), and he comes up to me and says, "I've been told to follow you and make sure you don't leak pictures of L to anyone."
Announcing he's going to practically stalk me, calm as anything! And L's just earned himself another nickname, Paranoid Panda. What is he afraid of? Paparazzi? He probably doesn't cut or comb his hair because he's scared of people making voodoo dolls of him. But to be honest, I would be tempted…
"Where are you going?" Sheep boy asked as I walked off.
"I need a word with Mr Legal-Grey-Areas," I replied, my tone annoyed, "Do you know where he is?"
"Follow me," he said, and then he grabbed my hand and stars towing my off somewhere. Honestly does this boy have no concept of personal space? Probably not, seeing who his idol is. Anyway, he shows me into this dining hall and in the corner, lo and behold, sits the perverted panda himself. And surprise surprise, he is eating enough sweets to cause a normal person to start bouncing off the walls. He is perfectly calm though, which further supports my theory that he is not normal. But for my plan to work I must try to be nice to him. I sat down opposite him and said brightly, "I hear you working on the Kira case, any new developments?"
"I cannot tell you any of our new leads as security has gone up since we sadly lost one of the task force recently," he tells me. Lost one of the task force… Oh! Of course! Monkey man! Perfect.
"Ah. The Sakura T.V. incident." I said sadly.
"How did you know about that?" Ru-Ru (L) said sharply. Or as sharply as you can say something with a monotone.
"YouTube," I said dismissively, "If you ask me, the person who sent those tapes was A: not the real Kira, and B: female." Ha! If this doesn't get me on the Task Force then nothing will. And if I get on the Task Force, image the havoc I could cause.
"Interesting, and what is you evidence to prove these theories?" Ru-Ru asked. Crap. Hadn't thought of that. Looks like I'll have to wing it.
"Well, um, the criminals killed by Kira two are different than those killed by Kira one and Kira two seems to see thing from a more emotional perspective then Kira one," I blurted out, hoping he wouldn't suspicions, it would be just my luck if he did.
"Yes, that is interesting. We had already deduced that it was another Kira but we hadn't thought there was anything that could narrow down the gender. Thank you."
I hesitated for a second and then blurted out, "Can I join the taskforce?"
He looked at me for a second then said carefully, "I will have to discuss it with the taskforce. This is a very dangerous case and they might not like having someone so young on the team."
I nodded and sprinted away.
L's Point Of View
This girl is very strange. She looks like an average fourteen year old, average height, medium length brown hair, brown eyes and a fierce face. At least, I think it always looks fierce but I don't think she's actually smiled since she arrived, so I have nothing to compare. Her arrival itself was strange; she just turned up out of nowhere and refuses to tell anyone anything except her first name. She wasn't even surprised to find out that I am L, she just accepted it.
Yes, very strange indeed.
Then we get to what she just told me. This girl, Elizabeth she calls herself, seems to be of average intelligence at best but she spotted something I myself missed. At first I suspected she might be KIRA but I quickly disposed of that theory. KIRA thinks with his head but Elizabeth thinks with her heart or at least with her emotions. But it would still be wise to have her close, just in case. Today is going to be a long day.
Elizabeth's Point Of View
Two Hours Later
That Sheep is not as smart as he makes it out to be. It only took me half an hour to give him the slip. First I tried to hide in one of the computer suites (they have five. Seriously, I counted!) and try to find my school website, I'm pretty sure that I'm on it somewhere, but no luck there all password protected, so I ditched that idea and went outside. The grounds are huge! There's a small wooded area near the wall surrounding the orphanage and that's where I am now, standing behind a tree. A hula hoop rolled passed me and I heard someone running after it. As they were about to pass my hiding place I stepped out from behind the tree and placed a hand on the hula hoop's owner, stopping them in their tracks. It was a small girl of about eight, perfect.
"Where do you think your going?" I asked her in a grave tone.
"To get my hula hoop back." She replied, trying to push past me.
"What? In there? You can't go in there," I said in my gravest voice.
"Why not?" She answered stubbornly. God I hate kids.
"You mean you don't know what happened here?" I said, faking disbelief. It worked, behind her stubborn expression I saw a glimmer of fear.
"Don't know what happened?"
"Well, exactly one hundred years ago today, a girl wandered into these woods and went missing. And when they found her, something had eaten all of her organs." I paused for effect, then continued, "The thing is, they did it without piercing the skin. Well, save for one cut on the back of her leg." That last was pure, on the spot, inspiration.
"H-how d-do you know th-this?" Bingo, she was stuttering, now for the final blow. I crouched down so that my face was level with hers.
"I know this because," I stood up, twisted my leg around and yanked up my trouser leg, revealing a thin scar running up the back of my leg. Really it was just from falling out a tree when I was ten, I knew it would come in handy! , "Because I am that girl."
The little pipsqueak looked at the scar with a look of horror and fear then ran away yelling "Ghost! Ghost!"
Ha ha, this is going to be more fun than I thought.
The time till chapter three is definetly going to be shorter, don't worry! Please review and I will try my best to reply!
Captain B
