The six walked through the large and cruel village, watching as men were beaten, whipped, yelled at, and were forced to many painful to grotesque to mention and Ed's eyes had to be covered. All of the people wore English looking clothing, so they stood out more than necassary being in their modern day clothing. Alex saw a male dog get scratched up by a female cat, Alex smacked the cat away and picked up the defenseless puppy. It whimpered in her arms. Women gave the passerbys distasteful looks as they walked.

"What's their problem?" Eddy asked, pointing a thumb to one of the many groups of women gossiping and watching.

"We probably look very strange to the locals of this village. Maybe we can get some appropriate attire somewhere around here." Double D offered. They came near a clothing store, but on the front had a sign that said; No men allowed.

"God these people are so sexist!" Alice exclaimed. The three males waited outside the store as the Eds walked inside. Alex was busy trying to help the puppy. Alyssa tried to pet it but it snapped at her fingers.

"Seems like he only likes you Alex." She said, folding her arms over her flat chest. A bird then came down and landed on Alex's shoulder. It nuzzled her cheek and sang a fine tune. A raccoon leapt out of the dumpster and rubbed itself against her leg affectionately. Alyssa and Alice bit back some giggles as Alex began to get very popular with the animals.

Inside

"Do I look fat in this?" This question was said repeatedly by many women in the store. Double D checked the prices on the clothing.

"Oh my..." He said, for one dress, it was well over four hundred dollars. Eddy was looking around, distaste for everything in the store. There was only womens clothing inside. Sighing with dissappointment, Double D walked outside to see Alex surrounded by animals while Alyssa and Alice were chatting with a slave holding a bag full of rags.

"I think you've got a gift for animals Alex." Double D said, Alex looked up from her spot and nodded. She/He was too occupied giving all the animals attention. Ed and Eddy were kicked out of the store for not being proper young ladies. Seems that just joking around or laughing was not a good appearance.

"So, can we have that bag?" Alyssa asked for the 5th time. The slave looked uncertain of these two, they wore strange garments and didn't look like slaves. Their skin was too pale and not rough, hair wasn't cut, and their posture showed that they meant buisness.

"I-I'm sorry, but I was ordered to give these to my mistresses sister. So-" Alice gave him her infamous icy stare. He swallowed hard and ran off with the bag. Alyssa gave her friend a glare. SMACK! Alice and Alyssa turned around to see Alex on the ground, Ed was trying to help her up but a large old woman stood before them. Alex had a bright red handprint on her face and all the animals had scattered.

"Slaves are not to taint this store! That kind of clothing is prohibited, now give them right here now!" The woman yelled. She had her hand out, waiting for Alex to strip and give.

"Pervert! Are you planning to sexually abuse a young boy? Telling him to take off his clothes like that." Eddy pointed out then spat on the floor. The woman blushed heavily and looked around her. Everyone was giving her disapproving glares.

Double D picked up on the act."Shame on you! Little children look up to their elders and you are placing a horrible example!" The woman ran off humiliated and sobbing. Ed helped Alex up.

"Thanks, you girls are real sweeties." Alex joked. Double D flushed pink at that comment and Eddy just scowled. Ed felt proud and fluffed his curly red hair.

"Aw shucks!" He said, pink rising to his face.

"Put your hands up where we can see them!" The six looked to see that they were being confronted by three knights on horses, a pink one, purple, and yellow. "We were sent to capture the three newest slaves, but what about their ugly masters?" One of them asked. Eddy rolled up his sleeve and was prepared to kill this bitch.

"I'll show you ugly!" He threatened. The knights laughed at his feeble attempts to threaten them.

"What can an ugly little cretin like you do to us?" the pink one mocked. She poked him in the chest with her lance and then was about to smack him with it when a hand grabbed it. Alice stepped up and ripped it out of her grasp, pointing at the woman..

"You dare lay a finger on her you die." The black haired male threatened, Alyssa cracked her knuckles in agreement. The yellow knight sighed.

"We don't have time for this! We need to get back to Queen Delanie soon." She said, then brought out a big shiny yellow bazooka. Alyssa put in a protective stance in front of Double D as the yellow knight fired. Out came a net and it captured all three males.

"Guys! Get us out of here!" Alex yelled, trying to take Ed's hand as she was being dragged away. The sound of horse shoes beating against the dirt was loud enough for them to know where the knights were. The Eds chased after them until they were out of sight, but seemed to be heading for the large palace in the distance.

"It seems awfully far off..." Double D pointed out, looking far out past where they were at.

"Not a problem. Ed!" Ed stood straight, saluting and ready. "Get your motors ready Ed." Ed yanked his ear, and his legs revved up but stopped. Double D and Eddy climbed onto his back as he continued to rev until he pulled his ear really hard and soon they were speeding off into the distance.

"Uh, Eddy?" Dou ke D asked, eyes wide and looking straight ahead as Eddy was sleeping on Ed's shoulder. He groaned.

"What now sockhead?" Double D pointed to in front of them and Eddy looked. A large horse cart. Eddy and Double D screamed. Thinking quickly, Eddy grabbed Ed's unibrow and steered him to the right.

"Very impressive Eddy!" Double D stated.

"I'm a monster truck! RAAAAWWWR!" Ed growled at the passing women, they all shreiked in fear as Eddy laughed like a maniac. Double D was repeating sorry to all the girls that they passed and also lectured Eddy the rest of the way.

Inside the Palace

The Als were dumped in the center of the throne room. "The Queen will be here momentarily, you should he honored that she takes an interest in you foul beasts." One of the three knights said, then they walked away like some sort of snobby popular group at school.

"So when do you think the guys will get here?" Alice asked.

"Soon hopefully, if the Queen is anything like this kingdom, I'd say she was a-"

"Beautiful and successful? People tell me that all the time." The three girl/boys looked up at the throne to see a woman coming out from the shadows. She had long red hair with blonde highlights. Green eyes that most likely looked down on a lot of people. She wore a pink robe with white fluff, pink heels, a glittering and many jewels on her fingers, ears, head, and around her neck. Maybe even more that are hidden from view. The Queen sat in her throne and looked at the three boys. "You three aren't from around here... Are you?"

Alex was about to make a snotty remark but Apice clamped a hand over her mouth. Alyssa massaged the bridge of her nose and looked to the queen.

"Yes, we came here by accident from somewhere very far away with our friends, but-"

"SILENCE!" The Queen yelled in her high pitched voice. It made all three girls/boys cringe. "Forigners eh? And you three are pretty cute... I have made my decision, you boys wil become my personal slaves. You will toil after my every need and you will not question me. If you are a good boy then maybe I will..." She licked her red painted lips. "Reward you..." She said seductively. The three girl/boys went white at this. Alex ripped Alice's hand off her mouth.

"Why the he'll would we wanna be enslaved to a heartless wench like you?" Alice didn't cover her mouth this time.

The Queen just ignored this. "Your new names will be..." She pointed at Alex. "Green." Alex ground her teeth in frustration. Then she pointed at Alice. "Blue." Alice just remained silent and folded her arms across her chest. Queen Delanie pointed at Alyssa last. "And you're Red. Now come with me, we are going to have oodles of fun you and I." She winked at Alyssa, a large chill went down her spine just thinking about what she had in mind for 'oodles of fun'. Something banged on the palace door loudly and it swung open to reveal the three knights. "What are you doing here?"

The purple knight cleared her throat. It sounded kind of familiar. "Um, we need to take the slaves out for proper clothing and sanitizing your highness." She said.

The Queen nodded. "Very well then, but make sure Red gets to my room before bed tonight. I have a special evening planned out." The Queen waved as they left and shut the door.

"Please don't make me go, please I BEG YOU!" Alyssa was on her hands and knees in front of the pink knight. They were in one of the guest bedrooms raiding the closets.

"Now why would we let you go?" The purple knight asked. Alyssa was puzzled until she removed the mask. The yellow and pink did the same.

"Double D!" Alyssa tackled him head on and hugged him like crazy. Eddy and Ed were being hugged too.

"What was Queen bitchass planning to do to you? I've never seen you so terrified." Eddy asked, brushing off a layer of glitter on his helmet that was starting to get in his eyes.. Alyssa didn't speak just yet.

"She plans to rape her." Alex said. Alice elbowed her. "What? Its the truth." Alice pointed at Double D and they all saw the familiar rage and scaryness from earlier return.

"She isn't getting a hand on her, even if she's a boy, it's still wrong." Double D lamely excused. Eddy rolled his eyes.

"Surrre Double D, you just keep making yourself believe that."