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Timeline: After the Arcobaleno fights. Tsuna and Co are in High school, so roughly they are 15-16 years old.


Infiltrating the Mafia.

Chapter 2: Obey!

The door opened and what Tsuna saw first was a small boot, followed by a military green cloth. He bit his lip in consternation and clasped his hand on his mouth. 'No! I'm too paranoid! There's no way…! Oh Kami-sama it's HIM!' Inner Tsuna ranted in complete panic mode, while outer Tsuna only paled and scrunched his brow.

"We are here now Kora! We finished our assignments earlier!" The blond hair, the headband, the blue sharp eyes and that bandana. And of course the baby size.

"Don't worry Collonello-sama! We are extremely honored to receive you." Gushed Calvino and Tsuna noticed that the man had a groveling side in the size of a mountain for powerful people. "Hmp! This is the group you have gathered? They look weaker than a group of cockroaches. "Agh!" Choked Tsuna at the unexpected second voice. 'LAL?! No, No AGAIN!' Inner Tsuna started running around while trying to tear off his hair, while outer Tsuna changed to a greener hue.

"AH! Is that you Lal-Mirch–sama? How delightful Madam! Are you going to assist us too?" Fawned the man and Tsuna resisted the urge vocalize his annoyance at the man. But his mind paused when Lal's eyes fixed on him and a confused frown appear on her face. His hyper intuition fired a statement in a blink 'Reborn didn't tell them about this'. He was sure; it was just like Reborn to toss people in unknown situations.

He saw Lal turning her whole face into his direction and Colonnello opening wide eyes at him, Tsuna's body moved before he could fully comprehend what he was doing. He took out something from his pocket and hurled it with a throw that would have made Yamamoto proud and teary eyed; the object landed square on Collonelo's face with a loud 'SMACK'.

He heard the shocked gasps from the crowd. And the choking noises the Vongola instructor was making. He saw the dumbfounded, wide eyed look the Arcobaleno gave to him and then to the green slipper he was holding between his fingers, a green slipper with eyes. A very recognizable Leon. 'When did he get in my pocket?!' He ran to the front ignoring the enraged Calvino and eyeing the Leon-slipper with a nervous laugh that sounded to his ears a little like crying.

"Ah! Sorry…Sorry! I'm Yoshi Tsunada sir. I'm really sorry… I-I was amazed to see an Arcobaleno and it slipped from my hands!" Colonello was looking at him with a 'WTF' face while Lal seemed torn between rage and annoyance, mouthing a quiet Reborn and Tsuna suddenly understood that the sadist had send them without informing the situation.

'REBOOOORN!' Roared an anguished 'inner Tsuna', dressed in a leather loincloth and blue paint on his face; his aura a mighty red. Outer Tsuna bowed at Colonello while turning his head to Lal's side to gesticulate wildly to her 'itsreborn'sfault! hesendmehere incognitoandnooneissupposedt o knowitsme' he mouthed and to his surprise Lal actually seemed to grasp his words.

"Hey! What are you doing here Kora? Weren't you supposed to…OUCH!" Lal bonked his partner in the head to stop his speech and grabbed him in a headlock. "What was that for? Kora! Why is Tsu…AGH! Stop punching me!"

The group looked in horrified awe how the woman grabbed a seemingly cute and little baby and tossed him through the door leaving a perfect silhouette in the wood, before following him to the back door once more. Someone in the back started whimpering at the flagrant, and heartless display of child's abuse while other commented on the perfect combination between speed and strength.

"TSUNADA!" Rumbled the trainer, his face a perfect mask of devil incarnated, eyes bloodshot, teeth bared and spit flying, his skin blotching in an interesting pattern of whites and reds. 'Inner Tsuna' ran to the caves to hide while leaving outer Tsuna to deal with the mess. "Uh…you see…I have this clumsiness…uh…Sorry?" 'puppy eyes' 'puppy eyes' Suggested inner Tsuna from the safety of the caves but Outer Tsuna was too occupied with not screaming like a little girl to make any expression.

"First you ruin my presentation of the Decimo, and now you attack an Arcobaleno?! Are you stupid? How did you survive your infancy being such a worthless idiot?!" Tsuna once more noticed that he was not afraid of this man. Cautious? Yes. Annoyed at the spit bath? Definitely, but the fear to facing an irritated Reborn was minimal in comparison to this.

"You understand?" And now he had missed the rest of the speech, but really there was only an answer to this man. "YES! SORRY!" The door opened and Lal and Colonello walked in, both looked deeply annoyed at something. He felt someone pushed him to his knees and Tsuna had to grit his teeth to stop his defense mechanisms from breaking the hand that was pushing him from his blind side.

"Apologize to your betters you waste of space!" He heard from the man and found himself kneeling before Lal and Colonello, whom now looked beyond annoyed. "He is dead!" "Look at them! They are going to break all of his bones!" Said one man with a disturbing grin on his face. "I can't watch this!" Continued a thin teenager from the back. "He's so dead…" Came the reassuring cries from the stunned crowd.

He looked at the two Arcobaleno, silently begging to them not to blow his cover. But Colonello seemed especially enraged. Calvino pushed him with the heel of his boot, making him fell to his hands and knees and bowed his head into the floor. "Now Boy! Start begging!"

Something inside Tsuna roared at the word. 'You don't bow to anybody Dame-Tsuna, if you lower your head the whole family is bowing.' He could hear the clear and proud voice of Reborn. 'If Reborn... no! When Reborn hears of this...!' Frantically thought the teen and in a burst of inspiration he bit his tongue with as much strength he could and made it bleed slightly.

"OW. OW OW Ma tunge!" He babbled and got up to clutch his mouth in an exaggerated show of pain. Letting the blood flow through his fingers. Colonello seemed deeply amused at him. While Lal was looking more and more enraged, Tsuna hoped that she got revenge for this.

"That's enough! We have a schedule here. Tsunada! Return to your place!" Ordered Lal, her face filled with irritation? Relief?... Colonello was grinning at him at least and gave him back his Leon-slipper back. "We will talk to Reborn later…" Whispered the baby with a wink and pushed him with strange gentleness back to the group.

He could feel the disgusted, amused and mocking glances the people were giving him 'Back to Dame-Tsuna isn't?' He sighed in consternation.

"Now! This is the two Rain Arcobaleno Colonello and Lal-Mirch." Explained Calvino, clearly annoyed. "Lal-Mirch is part of the CEDEF and Colonello-san is in charge of the training in Mafia Island and a first class sniper. I didn't know that they would help us, but I'm sure the head of the CEDEF, Sawada-san was the master mind behind this wonderful idea." He gloated with a satisfied nod. "Of course he, being the wonderful father he is, is making sure that the new squadron for his son is top class! As you can see there are deep bonds between father and son!"

Tsuna was sure that his face was mirroring the ones in the two Arcobalenos' faces. A perfect 'Are you an idiot? Who the hell are you talking about?' face. Colonello was the first to recover and used his small size to hide behind Lal's cape to hide his trembling body. Trembling from laughter of course.

The crowd ooh-ed and ahh-ed in wonder, and a few muttered about the 'loving and wonderful father of the Decimo'. Inner Tsuna started to apply once more his war paint, only this time it was black with bones and skulls covering his body. Outer Tsuna continued to press his tongue against the roof of his mouth to stop the bleeding.

A slightly panting Colonello reappeared and cleared his throat. "Okay! We will start the first test NOW!" He said and Tsuna felt the floor under him disappear, and the now very familiar feeling of gravity pulling at him. They were falling in a deep darkness and he barely stopped his hands from taking out his dying will pills. Not that he needed them that much these days.

He gasped and spluttered when he found himself immersed in freezing and slightly murky waters. And for once he was grateful for the swimming lessons Basil had given him the last summer. He still had all the grace of a soaked buffalo in the water, but at least he could survive in the water.

He found himself in a cavernous tunnel, some kind of artificial underground river, and it was definitely freezing. "The task is simple!" Boomed a voice from the darkness that was the ceiling. "Just swim to safety! Good luck Kora!"

Tsuna saw in irritation how nobody moved. He was well versed in the Arcobaleno twisted minds to know that when one of them told you to swim, then you better start doing it! And yet they were discussing it! "JUST MOVE IT!" Yelled Tsuna trying to rein in his panic at the black waters surrounding them, what kind of monstrous sea freak could be hiding in these waters? Knowing the Arcobaleno they could get almost anything, ANYTHING!

"Shut up loser!" Screamed one woman, who was pale and starting to shiver from the cold. Seeing her action, Tsuna frowned in confusion. Yes the water was cold, but not the freezing cold like the time when Reborn tossed him in a real frozen lake. That was cold. "Yes! Losers like you shouldn't even be here!" Screamed another boy that was a few years older than him, accompanied by a heavy frown.

"Look! We have to move! Who knows what is in this waters!" Tsuna tried to explain, his intuition was almost poking a hole in his brain. There was certainly something under the water. He heard a few muttered 'coward' and 'idiot' comments but he continued to glare at the one who had insulted him. "Look shorty… We have to find a…KYAAAAAA!" Tsuna blinked at the very woman-like screech that the other boy let out before feeling something brushed against his leg.

"HIEEEEE! He screamed before pandemonium broke in the waters, someone pulled him from behind and almost drowned him, the group was becoming a senseless mass of panicked idiots and as it were they were easy prey to whatever was swimming under them.

"Oh! By the way, we are testing the new invention from the Vongola's research team!" Came the amused tone of Colonello.

At that moment, Tsuna caught something furry and squishy in the water, something that was trying to gnaw on his leg. He took out of the water his hands and came face to face to one of the weirdest things he had ever seen. It had the body of a chubby purple fish and a head suspiciously similar to a 'Nyan-cat'. It was almost cute, until it hissed at him, showing very pointy, large, sharp teeth, metallic teeth.

He tossed the fish-cat to the water and calmly faced the gaping crowd. "SWIM! SWIM! SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES!" He screamed and the group turned around like a well-trained group of dolphins. Before the water started to bubble in front of the group and a new group of cat-piranhas in every color started to swim at them. "KEEP GOING!" Said Tsuna. He knew this was the right direction. His hyper intuition pushing him inside.

"Are you crazy?!" Said the same annoying man, frowning alternately at him and the bank of hissing cat-piranhas. Tsuna grabbed him by the collar of his soaked suit. "Look, we have no other choice! There are more back there! And if we stay here we are going to freeze! SO MOVE IT! OUCH!" The fish were jumping around trying to bite whatever they could get their little jaws into. "SWIM!"

He was sure he had used his 'boss' tone, as named by Gokudera, because the group once more obeyed him. It was that or the panic, but they started to swim once more, trying to avoid the little biting monsters.

In front of them they heard the sound of a two small boats, Calvino and Lal Mirch appearing in front of them. "You have twenty minutes to reach the goal, before we activate the 'killing mode' of the Nyan-pi…" Tsuna gaped at the name, he was sure that there was only one 'Japanese-things' fan, who was both brilliant enough and crazy enough to build something like this. 'Spanner!' He moaned inside and for a moment contemplated to offer himself willingly to the quirky little killers

'That's it! I'm not sending him more pocky!' vowed Tsuna, staring at the flurry fishes surrounding and playfully nipping at them, and almost taking a chunk of flesh each time.

"HELP!" Someone screamed at the back. The majority of the group ignored the screaming and kept swimming to safety, but Tsuna and a few paused and turned around. It was the same man that had insulted and fought Tsuna's order, but right then he was flailing around with a panicked expression on his face. "HELP!" Tsuna started to swim toward him when he heard the voice from the instructor. "TSUNADA! Leave him behind! This is an individual test!" Shouted the man, looking in a bored fashion at the drowning man. "All of you! Move it!" He barked and the few who had stayed behind started swimming once more.

"You can't be serious!" Called out Tsuna, his eyes almost getting an orange glint in them. As far as he knew, he was already a member of the Vongola. And they wanted to leave him behind?!

"That is an order Tsunada! Leave him alone!" The man was becoming a purple mass, and the Vongola heir was starting to be able to classify this man's annoyance in a different color for each one. Purple seemed to be slight annoyance only. "Get swimming Tsunada!"

Tsuna looked at the very enraged man before him. He should follow the orders, he wasn't supposed to raise suspicions… Reborn would be extremely mad at him…And he would torture him if he blew his cover...

"No" He said in a calm and sure voice and then turned his back to the man and dived into the bubbling waters, his truly mediocre swimming skills making the diving even more difficult, and then he saw the flock of piranhas, they were circling the recruit who was unconscious, either from fear or lack of air. Tsuna narrowed his eyes and joined his hands. If he could do it really quick it would look like just a spark.

Calvino gritted his teeth at the complete dismissal from the Tsunada kid. The only thing stopping him from jumping in the water and strangling the kid with his bare hands were the knowledge that the kid would surely be dead by now. Those piranhas were the last invention of the famous rising genius Spanner, they were the perfect death machines. He pushed the button in the controller to change the mode from 'maim' to 'kill' with an evil grin on his face and turned to the rest of the group.

"What are you looking at? KEEP SWIMMING!" He barked to the rest of the people who had remained to watch and the pale candidates started swimming, leaving behind their two partners. Then he turned around his boat and followed the swimming people.

Lal-Mirch watched the proceedings with a sigh. Apparently his boss' son was still the same naïve idiot. He didn't understand the Mafia at all. She was preparing to jump into the water; because idiot or not the kid was the Decimo, when she caught a spark of light in the waters. A very familiar spark of orange light.

She saw hundreds of small, rainbow like, ice blocks starting to float to the surface. Each fish was individually frozen and were now floating to the surface. "W-wha…? How did he…" She mumbled and saw a brown head break the surface of the water in amazement. Tsuna appeared and struggled awkwardly to reach the surface, he was dragging along an unconscious body. He panted and seemed pleased at his success. Then he froze when he caught the annoyed glare from Lal.

"Please don't tell Reborn!" Was the thing he said when he spotted her in her boat. Lal glared at the brunette. 'I really should inform him…But I'm sure he already knows' But as a punishment for his rash actions, that would serve him right. These kinds of acts were too dangerous for the future boss of the Vongola to do. Leaving him with his current ideals was very dangerous.

"I'm not helping you! If you're so intent on helping him then keep swimming Sawada!"* She screamed at him then turned her head around. She avoided the grateful eyes and the blinding smile and just growled at her own naivety.

She only turned around when the splashing finally faded away and she watched in dismay the two hundred frozen robots. Surrounding her like bath toys. 'This is going to be so much paperwork…' She had a certain Sun Arcobaleno to maim.


Meanwhile with the guardians…

Gokudera was feeling claustrophobic, a strange thing since living in Japan for so many years had make him used to enclosed spaces and low ceilings. But this was a different kind of cage; high ceiling with delicate chandeliers, expensive rugs and tapestries, intricate wood cravings on every damn furniture. Suffocating. He remembered now how much he hated this kind of place.

"GYA! Look Bakadera! I'M A MONKEY! KYAHAHAHAHA!" The storm guardian used all of his will power not to explode and made a crisp of the cow-idiot, who was now hanging upside down from an original Schonbek chandelier that probably was worth more than they could pay in ten lives. "STUPID COW! Get back down here!" He screamed and Lambo paused a second to measure the level of danger and proved once more how cows could fly by launching his body through the air.

"LAMBO-SAMA AIR ATTAAAACK!" He launched several grenades one after the other. Gokudera grabbed and disarmed two, and a shadow fighting Ryohei destroyed three without noticing. While Yamamoto with his sharp reflexes, cut in half six in a blink of the eye with the help of a nearby pink duster.

Gokudera saw an extra one roll in the middle of the floor. "TURF HEAD!" He screamed pointing to the heaviest looking sofa and Ryohei helped him to throw the thing on top of the grenade and barely containing the explosion, leaving under the destroyed sofa a scorching hole in the very expensive rug.

"Ah…seems like we will have company." Laughed a cheery Yamamoto while looking at the door and Gokudera knew, not that he accepted it, but he knew that the baseball idiot had good instincts. "You think we can cover it with a sheet?"

Gokudera ignored the rain guardian with a growl and turned around searching one shadowed corner. "Chrome!" He hissed, looking at the lone illusionist, and for once wishing that Mukuro wasn't so Mafia-allergic as to refuse to come to the Vongola main headquarters.

"We need you here." He said to the mist guardian, pointing to the destroyed, previously invaluable Louis XCI couch and the smoking remains of a Persian rug. And everybody ignored the wailing Lambo that had landed inside a very heavy looking vase and was now stuck inside. "HURRY!"


When Coyote Nougat, the Ninth's storm guardian entered the room he was presented with a group of four teenagers seated one beside the other in a couch in the middle of the room and a sleeping (unconscious) child in the arms of the mist guardian. He could see at the farthest corner the cloud guardian, looking for all intents and purposes sleeping in boredom. The only sound was the calm tic-tock of the grandfather clock in the corner.

"I'm Coyote Nougat, the ninth's storm guardian. I will take you to meet your teams." Said the man in a deep voice, his neat combed hair contrasting sharply with his mechanic arm. "If you will follow me." When a scowling Hibari exited the room even before the man had finished talking, Gokudera sighed in relief.

"As the guardians you will not choose your own teams, they had been chosen by your preceptors. They are the best of the best I can assure you." They went into some kind of hangar, inside there were six groups of five people, all of them dressed in the colors of one element.

Gokudera had a very bad feeling just by looking at them.


*yes, Lal isintentionally calling him by his true name.

TBC

Sorry for the delay I'm very busy right, so I hope it wasn't too sloppy, see you soon!

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