Chapter 2: Mystery solved
Pyramid sniffed and whimpered as a nurse again applied bandages to his helmet. "Well, at least it wasn't THAT bad this time." Cameraman said as he filmed PH.
"Yeah, easy for YOU to say, you didn't get shot again...But you know what this means right? TO THE HOSPITAL!" Pyramid Head exclaims as he stands and poses, pointing toward the door, half of the bandage hanging from his helmet. He quickly rushes out the door "Wait! He's still-" Before the camera man can finish, a shotgun blast echos through the hotel followed by a scream.
Later...
"Blow my whistle James. Do, do, da, do. Do, do, do" Pyramid Head sings as he performs hip thrusts and suggestive slaps. "...Hello, yes. This is me again...uh-huh...Yeah, he's doing it again...Okay...Okay, thanks." Cameraman closes is cellphone after speaking into it. He takes a deep breath and exhales. "Montigoo..." He repeats in a slowly calming chant.
"Blow my whistle baby." Pyramid Head sings now extremely close to Cameraman, having stopped his air slaps "Gah! Where is a Patient when you need one!?" He says trying to move away from PH in the confined elevator. "No..Noo...NOOOO! MONTIGOOO!!" Cameraman screams as the camera's view begins slipping to the floor as Cameraman himself also does. Pyramid Head's singing continues as do his hips coming and leaving view of the camera.
Much later.
"Okay, here we are in the roof of the hospital, waiting for James. As you can see, we have a perfect view of the town, as well as the fog in all directions. We have wonderful safety nets here to avoid accidents." PH says happily as he shakes one of the wire fences. "...montigoo...will never work again..." Cameraman says traumatized. "Indeed Montigoo will work on him!" PH says mistaking 'again' for 'him'. The camera shakes as Cameraman shudders.
Pyramid Head gasps and freezes, looking toward the door to the roof like a meercat sensing something. He stares as the door squeaks open and James steps out unto the roof. Cameraman looks toward James then PH who was sneaking up towards his prey. Uh oh... Cameraman thinks watching the events about to unfold. James walks over to the end of the roof. Looking around before kneeling and picking up a journal. "What's this...?" He asks himself as he looks it over. "James!" Pyramid Head joyfully screams. James gasps sharply and turns around wide eyed, his gaze meeting PH. "YOOU!" He screams.
Pyramid Head slowly makes his way toward James, arms spread out. James panics and claws at the fence. "Oh god...Oh god..Oh god, ohgodohgodoh GOD!!" He cries out. "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SICK UGLY MONSTER!!" Pyramid Head gasps and whimpers. "U-ugly...why...why you..." PH's joy soon turns to anger as he pulls his Great Knife out of thin air and moves toward James. "NO ONE...calls me ugly..DIE!" PH swings his knife at the screaming man who, along with part of the fence, get thrown off the building and plummet into the fog. "..." PH blinks and gasps coming back to his senses. "JAMES!!" PH Cries leaping off the roof after James. "PH!" Cameraman soon follows.
TO BE CONTINUED!!
On the next exciting episode of Interviews and Sight Seeing! What will happen to James, Pyramid Head and Cameraman? Will they survive? Or will they meet a certain end? Why hasn't Maria been mentioned yet? Why am I posting on again? Why am I talking like the DBZ guy again? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Find out next time, on the next exciting episode of Interviews and Sight Seeing!
