Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, or Naruto, and I never will.

This story has an M rating to MA

There will be torture in this chapter

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From Dead Last to Alchemist CH2

As our hero walks into the office with his team mate's, kakashi and, his mom you see the hokage doing his best to defeat the nemesis of all kage Paperwork. Once the door closes he looks up and notices kushina causing the pipe he was smoking to fall out of his mouth and directly onto his hand causing the old kage to cry out

"Ha HOT."

While slapping his hand to put out the ember that was sticking to his skin. Once this little spectacle is finished the hokage looks back up to see everyone again trying not to laugh at sakura for looking like lee and, sasuke for just looking just ridiculous. Stopping once again on the red head in the room and then taking a stern look and directing it to kakashi before stating

"Kakashi this can't be who I think it is because she is dead and, if by some miracle it is their better be a damn good reason why there's a living dead person in my office."

The hokage at this point was staring down kakashi and kakashi like the inner five year old in all of us went wide eyed and just pointed at naruto as his explanation. The elderly kage followed kakashi's finger to naruto who shot kakashi a quick glare before looking at the kage and mouthing

'Once we are alone'

The kage understood that this would be private and just nodded then looked back to kakashi and in a stern voice spoke

"Ok kakashi-san report."

And so kakashi did he told the kage everything he knew except for the stuff he knew naruto and the old kage would be talking about later once he was done the hokage dismissed everyone except naruto. Once kakashi waved goodbye and closed the door naruto slumped into the chair and kushina stood behind him waiting to the kage to start.

"Ok naruto-kun please tell me why ku"

And naruto cut him off

"You mean to ask why my Kaa-chan is alive."

Naruto stated and the old kage frowned and nodded sadly. And so naruto told the old kage everything just like kakashi he left out the perverted parts because that would be his little secret so that the council doesn't try anything and once he was finished his jiji started to rant. As naruto was pretend listing to his jiji he would glance at kushina to see her reactions and so he started remembering where he got the book on alchemy in the first place.

-Flashback-

It was a crisp August afternoon and naruto was trying to get into the library after leaving the academy failing the clone technique for practice so he decided to head to the library with a backpack to get a book on the clone jutsu to practice at home but the receptionist was spouting her

"Demon"

Nonsense so naruto deciding he would find another way leaving the building cursing to himself

"Stupid bitch, twofaced prostitute, daughter of a shit slinger"

So he decided he would survey the building trying to find another way in when he saw an old wing that was sanctioned off with a ventilation system just big enough for him to squeeze through and he got a wicked grin and rubbed the flat of his hands together thinking

'That'll do Jeeves that'll do.'

So naruto climbed the building's latter on the old wing and squeezed into the vent shaft so that he could get in about five minutes later he is still in the older part of the sanctioned off wing and falls out of the vent onto and old wooden desk

"OHPH"

Rubbing his back he looks around and sees that the windows are boarded up but you can see the light peering in through the windows making it look orange due to the tint and dust flying everywhere and lines upon lines of old books covered in dust with spaces in between them all he looks around at first he can hardly see but he sees an old light switch near a box of scented candles behind the counter and he goes and flip's the switch but nothing happens so he sighs and sits cross-legged and ponders how he is going to see in all of this darkness and he looks around for anything that can maybe light up the area after a good ten minutes he finds an old lighter and so he puts it up to his ear and shakes it

"Swish Swish"
naruto nods hearing the fluid still in the lighter now he just needs to find something to light he looks around and finds a candle in a drawer near the candle stick box so he takes the wick between his fingers an rubs it bac and forth to make sure that there is no dust on the wick and he lights it. Looking around he sees old books all over the place some on the desk he fell on but most of the books are on the shelves that look ornate and older than sandame jiji's desk and so he says

"Might as well look around it couldn't hurt."

So naruto looks around starting with the

'V-X'

Section and working his way backwards through the alphabet eventually getting to a book on the clone technique in the

'A-C'

Section and read it finding out that he had to use less chakra for a basic clone technique or the clone would overload and look sickly so he thought

'Ok if I am overloading my clones with chakra than I need to work on control so I should try to find a book on Chakra control'

Naruto spent hours not even realizing how long he has been reading he has gone from

'Basic clone theory'

To

'Chakra control exercises for Dummies'

Then he branched off to other subjects not even realizing that he was remembering everything perfectly and then he final got to a book called

'Advanced Mathematics and Measurements for beginners'

As he was reading he looked around and noticed that there was a book lying on the ground he went over to pick it up and noticed that the closer he got to it the more it glared back because of the candle when he finally got to the book he noticed that the print was in color he could barely read the title because of the dust and so he brushed the dust off and read the title

'Alchemy for Advanced users'

Looking at the book be felt a spark of connection and so he searched the book shelves for books on alchemy and found

'Alchemy for Beginners'

He also found

'Master level Alchemy, Theory of equivalent exchange, and Human Alchemy'

Deciding that he didn't want to leave the books he grabbed them and put them in his backpack with the others with only one thought left how to get out without getting seen. Looking out the window he saw the sun rise so he hoped that he could slip out a back door unnoticed

(15 minutes latter)

Naruto was at home with the door locked asleep in bed with all the books still in his back pack.

-End flashback-

Over the years he learned from his private library and practiced all those chakra exercises going through the entire library eventually after all that hard work he had excellent chakra control now though all that practice has gone to hell because he doesn't have chakra anymore finally coming out of his little flashback naruto noticed that the hokage is still ranting and tunes back in

"Oh I can already tell that this is going to end in a migraine."

Then kushina finally spoke up

"Hiruzen."

Trying to get the old man's attention as he was mumbling and after repeating this process four times she finally snapped out

"HIRUZEN YOU STOP THIS MUTTERING AND LISTEN TO ME NOW OR ILL BURN ALL OF YOUR SO CALLED SECRET COLLECTION DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR!"

The sandame looked at kushina in horror and nodded as quick as he could while thinking

'Not my presious'

"Now what is this I heard from my son about mobs trying to kill him on his birthday and, people refusing to let him purchase food oh and don't get me started on the civilian and, elder council trying to have him killed or banished."

As she spoke in the sickly sweet voice you could see an oni mask appear behind her and pure hate radiate off of her and the sandame could only pray for slight bloodshed after all he still needed a council side for the civilians

'Kami don't let her kill all of them.'

As he was about to speak up the door burst open with howler monkey like volume

"HIRUZEN WHAT THIS WE HEAR THAT THE DEMON BRAT HAS A WEPON THAT SHOULD BE IN SASKUE-SAMA'S HANDS."

As two boisterous voices and one quite body walked into the room with the two trying to talking over each other demanding that the 'Demon' be executed for having too much power not paying attention to who was in the room the oldest looking one with bandages that was looking around the room and noticed naruto with a board and tired expression and then looked to the redhead and his only visible eye widened noticing kushina as well as recognizing her as she slowly turned and looked at the three with malicious KI rolling off of her in wave silencing everyone in the room and causing everyone to turn slowly and look where this frightening intentions are coming from then she spoke in a voice that could kill with a glint in her eyes that says she is going to enjoy this and she gets right into her acting mode and looks down at naruto before speaking

"Father I know what I want now that we are back in kohona"

Reminding naruto of his promise

-Flashback-

Naruto gets ready to leave as he turns and looks at kushina

"Keep them safe here ok."

He says with a soft smile. Kushina looks a little worried and goes to say something but naruto cuts her off

"Don't worry about me I always find a way, and if I am still alive I'll get you anything you want when we get back."

She smiles and nods

-Flashback end-

He looks at kushina and asks

"And what would that be daughter."

The whole room looks at the woman with worry written all over there face as she spoke up

"I want those three putrid fleas so I can release some stress."

She spoke pointing to the elder council the hokage looked ready to retire at that moment and looked to naruto but before he could speak naruto looked at kushina and spoke

"If that is what you want."

Gazing over the terrified faces and looking at the hokage then speaking

"Jiji if I were you I'd come with me for some ramen while kushi-chan release's her stress after all it will be a while and I haven't eaten yet."

The hokage looked at naruto in shock then looked at the happy red head seeing that there was no way to save them after what they barged in talking about he nodded and left with naruto leaving behind two scared shitless elders and one arrogant but before he was out he said one last thing to kushina

"Miss Kushina if you could do me a favor and not nock over my paperwork that would be much appreciated."

He closed the door behind him locking it from the outside and activating the anti-exiting seal.

(POV split POV1 will be kushina while POV2 will be naruto and the sandame and POV3 will be the emo king himself then POV2 will change to the hokage and then will change to Naruto and kushina our normal POV)

WARNING TORTURE SCENE DON'T LIKE SKIP TO NEXT BOLD LINE

[POV1]The bandaged man Danzo smirked and yelled

"ROOT DEFEND US."

Kushina just smiles as she just holds her hand out as the root come from the ceiling and her fingers extend going through the root members chest and hear killing all four instantly causing the two elders to scream and for the banged elder to scowl and so he ripped off all his bandages revealing his eye filled arm and a sharingan eye in his left eye and all up his right arm as he smirked and said

"Now that these are out she is in a genjutsu and we can just kill her."

Oh how he was wrong as she just started walking towards our multi eyed bastard and sticking her hand up to his left eye and jamming her fingers in and ripping it out slowly than once it was out she popped it in her hand hearing him scream she looked to the eye filled arm and grabbed it and pulled causing danzo to scream as the arm was slowly teared off. Once it was torn off he fell to his ass frightened as she walked up and started to apply pressure to his balls slowly with her foot increasing the pressure till he was screaming hoarsely and then raised her foot and brought it down hard popping his balls causing donzo to almost pass out as she finally spoke

"I feel like I am forgetting something. What is it… oh yah this."

She grabbed him an lunged his half dead body at the wall and when he hit she extended her finger to pierce his stomach and lowered him into a lying position on his side so that the stomach acid pours out the hole and onto the other intestine's slowly eating away at him as he died she turns to the other man and smiles at him sickly before grabbing a bust of the sandame and stalking over bust in one had to the man punching him in the stomach casing him to fall to the ground as she drops the bust on his knee on the right leg hearing a snap before putting her index finger to her lips saying

"Oops here let me get that."

As she kneeled down picked up the bust with two hands as she raised it up and brought it down on his other knee still holding it just smiling switching between knees every three minutes bashing into the soft flesh until his legs were severed as she dropped the bust finally on his balls and dipped her hand in his blood and smeared it across his face while whispering in his ears

"Scream for me."

As she grabbed his neck and chocked the mad to death watching as his face changed colors before finally letting go and punching a hole through his chest to the heart and ripping it out dropping it to the side and looking to the woman who was cowering in a corner with a horrified expression causing kushina to smile and walk over to the sandame's desk and grab a stapler and pencils and slowly walked over to the corner where the woman was looking like yami-sama herself was coming. Looking up she sees the red head smile before she has her hand grabbed and kushina picks up the stapler and staples each individual finger to the wall repeating with the other hand she then takes the handful of pencil's and leans in and whispers

"You won't be using this anymore."

As she rams the sharpened pencil's into the elder's vag then grips the inside of the woman's baby maker and slowly rips it out and finally staples it to her head of gray hair standing up and walking to the door she knocked and spoke

"Anbu–san's I'm finished."

The door opened to reveal an anbu pair one male one female that saw the woman walk out and walk past just saying

"Thank you. I am going to go see my father now."

While she walked she was thinking

'He is probably eating his ramen still.

Looking at her blood covered hands she thinks

'Oh I should wash up'

The anbu look into the room to see the horrifying aftermath of kushina's little stress reliever and vomited both of them at the sight of bile leaking out of a hole in donzo's stomach, a white faced homura with a hole in his chest and heart lying beside him with severed legs, a vaginally bleeding koharu with her baby maker stapled to her forehead and fingers stapled to the wall with pencils poking out of the uterus and one thought ran through both spectators head's as they looked at this

'DON'T PISS OFF THIS WOMAN'

Torture scene over

[POV2] Naruto and the sandame are walking to Ichiraku ramen having a talk about naruto's future

"Naruto you know it's going to be harder on you now that you can't use anything but taijutsu so kakashi is going to have to be harder on you with practice."

Naruto looked at the sandame and tilted his head then spoke up

"Well that shouldn't be that hard I mean all he has taught me is team building exercises and strength and stamina training."

The sandame looked at Naruto shocked then spoke up

"He hasn't taught you a new taijutsu other than the academy style or how to walk on water how about battle tactics or chakra building exercises or checked your elemental affinity?"

Naruto looked at his jiji like he grew a second head and shook his head no the old kage looked like he was going to kill he could practicly see red and kakashi was the target he was neglecting Naruto and that made the old kage mad so he looked at Naruto like he really didn't want to ask this question but it needed to be asked

"What about your other teammates does he teach them anything?"

They finally got to the stand for Ichiraku and sat down waiting for their orders to be taken when Naruto looked at his jiji and spoke

"Yah kakashi goes and teaches sasuke on his own and he tries to teach sakura a thing here or there but when I ask he always just says that my control isn't good enough but he can't say that anymore since there is no chakra there to control hell there is no network for it so when we were training for zabuza I would do strength and stamina training and in my free time I would read up on temporary alchemic reactions like bone strengthening and muscle elasticity how to make it stretch more for a short period of time so that nothing got broken or torn when I shot myself out of the cannon and had to make the landing for my entrance to my fight to zabuza because presentation is key you know."

The sandame laughed as they finally got to order Naruto ordered double his order and when the old man gave him a look of why he answered

"Kushina-chan is going to want something to eat when she's done."

The sandame nodded and then in his head tried to think of what to do to kakashi when he got his hands on that idiot he looked at Naruto and asked

"So you killed zabuza that means you get the bounty he was a missing-nin after all that on top of the money from the C turned A rank pay should be enough to gear you up and it's not every day that I get a ninja with automail so that money can be saved for repairs upgrades and food."

Naruto nodded and they sat quietly and foronce Naruto didn't eat vary quickly like something was on his mind so the sandame asked

"Is everything ok naruto-kun?"

Naruto looks over at the sandame sheepishly and asks

"What makes you say that Jiji?'

You could tell he was trying to deflect the question but the sandame wasn't going to have any of that and looked at him stern for a second and waited for Naruto to talk eventually Naruto sighed and spoke up

"Is it wrong for me to find … well to be attracted to … no to have feelings for … Kushina"

The sandame looked at naruto with wide eye's realizing why he felt so unconfutable he found his own mother attractive and not in the oh she's just pretty like a normal kid no he was attracted to her physically it seemed so it was the sandame's turn to sigh and he spoke up

"For normal people like civilian's I would say that it's not normal."

naruto looked down and frowned then the old kage continued

"But with ninja and clans and trying to keep bloodlines pure I would say no its not wrong its sometimes happens between parent and child but most of the time it happens between sibling's but I thought you said that she was sterile."

Naruto sighed in relief and answered the question

"I lied because I didn't want to give her to sasuke-teme please keep this a secret jiji."

the sandame smiled and nodded it might be weird but he felt happy for the boy even if it was in a sense his mother but only in spirit not in body so technically it's not incest but still someone other than that stalker hinata and that violent pink haired banshee

'Thank god that was just a phase it's a blessing in disguise that he can find someone decent now'

All he has to do is pray to kami that she reciprocates his feelings

"Hello naruto did you get anything for me."

Naruto looked behind him to see kushina smiling and nods and points to the seat with the food in front of it that is in between himself and the old kage. The old kage looks at kushina to see that she is looking to Naruto in joy and what looks like passion coming from her eyes the old man snickers to himself as he looks away knowing that Naruto will be fine then he looks to his wallet and thinks

'Damn I might have to pull a little more money out from now on this one little visit has cleaned out my wallet.'

When everyone is finished Naruto and kushina thank his jiji for the meal and kushina speaks up

"Hey old man you might want to have someone clean your office before you go in."

The sandame sighed as naruto and kushina left to naruto's apartment the hokage left after paying to go to his home for the night figuring that the mess in his office can wait till morning because it obviously can't be that bad.

(Oh how wrong he is)

[POV3] We see the emo king smiling smug thinking that he was going to get his new weapon to use to help kill his brother and keep as a trophy after all that is all the council is good for is getting him what he wants

"Just wait dobe all that makes you strong will be mine."

Little did he know his stalker and his sensei were watching.

Sakura was thinking

'I'll do whatever you want me to so I can be with you sasuke-kun'

While kakashi was thinking

'Damn that council he needs to learn responsibility and humility they treat him like he is fucking kami'

After about five minutes of waiting and no elder council member he figures he will go see how it was going and so he could take his new trophy from the dobe so he starts walking to the hokages office while thinking on how he is going to make that little dobe's homunculi kneel to him. As he is walking sakura is following him and kakashi decides to go see if he can help the hokage out with the elder council to see reason that he is only a kid and not even a well-mannered one. When they all got there time difference wasn't by much with sasuke using roof tops and sakura sprinting in the empty street and kakashi being well kakashi. When they arrived at the hokage's office they pretended that they bumped into sasuke and headed to the hokages office together when they got to the closed door kakashi smelled death and told the other two to be ready that something wasn't right

Graphic part skip if you want

As kakashi pushed the door open he saw the light was out but there was blood on the floor he reached around the corner and flicked the light on and as soon as it came on he wishes he left it off he coud see bile leaking out of a hole in danzo's stomach, a white faced homura with a hole in his chest and heat lying beside him with severed legs, a vaginally bleeding koharu with her baby maker stapled to her forehead and fingers stapled to the wall with pencils poking out of the uterus the first thing all three of them did was vomit ironically in the same spot that the two anbu did

End of graphic description

Kakashi quickly closed the door with one thought

'I need to tell hokage-sama about this as soon as I send my ginin to a yamaka for a memory wipe at the hospital'

And so he shunshined to the hospital and handed the two to the nearest nurse with three words

"Mind wipe now."

And he shunshined to the hokage's leaving sasuke and sakura at the hospital

[POV2] The old kage was sitting on his bed about to lie down when there was a frantic knock on the door and he grumbled

"Stupid fucking people in the middle of the fuckin night can't get any rest in this demandable village no can't figure it out for themselves no they have to come and ask me. Is there no one else with a damn brain around here?"

As he got on a robe that covers his old man body and he answers the door to see kakashi he quirks an eyebrow and speeks up

"What can I do for you kakashi-san?"

Kakashi looks at the sandame in a soilder like maner before speaking

"Sir there has three homicides in your office that are by far the most disturbing thing I have seen to date I have come to inform you so that we may capture the killer of the three elder council members."

The old kage knew this was going to be a long night so he held up his hand to stop kakashi and waved him inside once inside the old man lead kakashi to a couch and asked

"Would you like some tea?"

Kakashi was wondering what the hell was going on but figured that there must be a reason that the hokage wasn't freaking out about this and nodded so the old kage went and put on a tea pot on the burner as he was walking he started to talk

"Well let's begin at mine and Naruto-kun's conversation. I and Naruto were having a discussion about the basic hell Naruto has caused for himself and that is when kushina cut in and asked about Naruto's treatment when he was younger by the village and I didn't get to say anything because donzo, homura and, koharu came in busting through the door with koharu and her big mouth practically demanding Naruto with the first sentence to give kushina to sasuke

Kakashis first thought was

'Called it.'

And he turned back into the sandame

"And so kushina took offence to that and said that Naruto promised her something. Back in wave I presume and said she wanted to relive some stress by using the elders"

The tea kettle went off and the sandame took it off and poured two cups and set it between kakashi and himself with kakashi taking a drink then the sandame continued

"Naruto suggested that we leave and let her to have her stress release so me and Naruto left for ramen and kushina did most likely what you saw before joing us for ramen so that is the basic of it."

Sandame then thought

'If it's that bad I really should have it cleaned before morning I'll call for an anbu unit to clean it up before bed'

Kakashi sat there and pondered if he should warn sasuke but he decided very quickly might I add that if sasuke was going to pull anything he deserves it for trying to split up his new entertainment duo and since kushina was technically Naruto's tool he could even use her for the chunin exams at that thought dollar sign's popped into his eyes at the thought

'I could use this to get money for the limited edition black cover version of Icha Icha Paradise with the author's signature and with the pop up illustration of kunoichi magazine in the back of the book'

Kakashi giggled perversely and smiled evilly and spoke up

"sandame-sama I would like to nominate my team for the upcoming chunin exams."

The old kage looked at kakashi and narrowed his eyes and spoke

"And why should I put a team in the exams that has barely any training excepet for the uchiha from what Naruto tells me."

Kakashi looked a little paniced his golden ticket was flying away with the wind he need to think fast then it hit him and he smiled more evilly

"From what I can tell Naruto needs more strength and stamina for the taijutsu I want to teach him but should be good enough with his photographic memory by a month and a half Naruto hen needs to learn the kata's for taijutsu if everything goes right with all of that they should be ready for the chunin exams after another month of training."

Sarutobi could already see that there was nothing wrong with the schedule and could tell already that even though it would be a pain in the ass kakashi was determined for once he wasn't going to question it if it got the lazy jonin to actually do his job. So sarutobi nodded and agreed with kakashi who stood up said thank you for the tea and left the sandame called an anbu unit to clean his office and he went back to bed.

[Return to normal]

Naruto and kushina were walking to Naruto's apartment to crash as they were walking kushina would steal glances at Naruto and look away quick and Naruto would do the same after a while Naruto fought enough of his nerves and finally spoke up

"kaa-chan I wanted to tell you something."

Kushina looked at naruto smiled softly kind of nervous if he noticed her looking at him so she finally said

"And what is that Naruto-kun?"

Naruto took a deep breath and released it then a shallow breath and said

"You can get pregnant."

kushina looked at him then laughed

"I figured that was a lie that I couldn't. What happened didn't want to give me to anyone else trying to keep me for yourself."

Naruto looked up at her a little shocked and didn't say anything practically getting the point across that she was right. Kushina looked at naruto a little surprised and asked

"Naruto I have a question for you."

She took a deep breath and looked at him seriously before she spoke up

"Naruto do you have feelings for me as more than family?"

Naruto blushed and stopped walking kushina stopped and looked at naruto as he nodded a little and dropped his head a little ashamed but after a deep breath he look up and into her eyes with sincerity and passion

"Yes, I have romantic feelings for you. I think your hair is a heavenly red that flowing like water and is as red as the eclipsing sun peeking over the earth with that deep shade of red at first mornings light. Your laugh is adorable and your smile makes my heart skip a beat and when you were worried about me back in wave I felt like I had to do something to get you to smile so I gave you a kiss to get rid of that worried look. I truly and honest don't think I can think of another woman like I think about you."

Naruto then dropped his head so he didn't have to look at her face. kushina on the other hand looked like she was shocked on the outside with a blush and on the inside she was squealing so loud she could shatter glass jumping around like a cheerleader going

'GO FOR IT BAKA-TTBANE '

She then cleared her throat and lifted naruto's head up and kneeled down and smiled at him as they made eye contact at face level and she asked the all-important questions

"Are you sure this is what you want because once you make this decision there is no going back and people are going to talk and ridicule and act disgusted can you handle that and seriously think don't just answer."

Naruto smiled into her violet eyes then leaned in and turned his head sideways still smiling as he closed his eyes and gave her his best and most passionate slow kiss he could licking her teeth begging for entrance after a second kushina registered what was happening and accepted his feeling's giving him access to her mouth moaning into the kiss after about five minutes they pulled away for air as he was panting he slowly opened his eyes and looked into hers as he leaned his forehead onto hers before speaking up

"I think that answers your question. Pulse it's nothing different from wat they already do"

Kushina smiled as they waked the rest of the way home in silence holding hands when they got home naruto opened the door and led her inside once inside she could see that there wasn't really a living room it was like a small library with a desk at one end with a kitchen attached with a full pantry filled with ramen most likely in the corner there was a table big enough for four and there was a microwave on the countertop kushina looked at naruto as he walked over to the couch and fell face first over the arm rest and groaned kushina walked up to him as he rolled over with his back bending due to the arm of the chair looking like a stretching cat naruto looked at kushina and spoke up

"You take the bedroom for now I don't feel like moving from this wonder of a couch and I expect we won't be doing those kinds of thing's till we are married anywise am I correct?"

kushina chuckled to herself but nodded she was old fashioned after all. He pointed to the door at the end of the hall and said

"The door at the end of the hall is the bathroom the door in the right is my test room and supply room for alchemy depending on the mood really or if I have anything I need to store the room on the left is the bedroom good night."

Naruto leaned up and gave kushina a quick kiss on the lips before looking into her beautiful violet eyes for a minute and smiling then falling back onto the couch in weird and new positions till he fell asleep. Kushina decided that she was exhausted from her day and decided that she would get a shower and head to bed. Even if she didn't have to sleep.

(Next Day Council)

[POV Hokage]

"Ok now that everyone is here let's get started."

Everyone looked to the old kage in amusement and hashi spoke up

"Hokage-sama what of the elders?"

The hokage knew this was coming so he sighed and thought

'Kami can't I have one easy day just one is that too much to ask for.'

Mumbling some curses he then proceeded to tell the council of what he knew happened to say the expressions in the room were different was like saying you could walk on water without chakra the civilians were pissed that the 'Demon' now had a weapon and Danzo wasn't there to tell them what to do to get it from him. The shinobi side was all smiles the old fossils were finally gone and they could now sleep without having to worry about their own children being abducted for root.

(Next Week)

Naruto woke up to someone running a hand over his automail arm trying to wake him up he yawned and slowly flutters his eyes open to see kushina kneeling next to the couch he had fallen asleep on again there was a couple dozen empty bottles of nair hair removal by him as he looked to the window to see the sun rise and snickered while thinking

'Oh that ought to teach those high and might hyuga'

And looked back to kushina leaned over and kissed the tip of her nose getting a smile out of her he sat up and asked

"What time is it?"

kushina looked to the kitchen before answering

"Almost six your team meeting is at six thirty."

naruto nodded and stood up as the blanket slid off showing he was shirtless showing muscle making kushina blush slightly seeing him stretch taking all of it in for a second then composing herself she turned around when he finally spoke up

"You're coming with me from now on. Take it as you being an unofficial member of team seven after all I need someone I can trust to watch my back. I'll take a shower and get dressed."

kushina just listened she wasn't going to argue if it meant she could spend more time with naruto and not have to be cramped into the apartment filled with books she could swear that naruto needed a woman's touch the place practically screamed hey I get obsessed and in groused in whatever I am working on she needed to put her touch on this apartment to show that he was claimed that he was hers she would just go along with it for now than when she gets any money that is where it's going. Naruto came out of the bedroom with teeth brushed and with an all-black long sleeve shirt black slacks with black socks and in his ninja sandals and white gloves on kushina already dressed before she tried to shake naruto awake naruto opened the door for the first time in a week and the two left for training ground seven as they were walking people stared at the two whispering insults and what not since they were walking so close they could hear

"Look the demon tricked some poor woman someone needs to tell her what she is getting close to so that he can't corrupt her any further."

but no one would come close because of the ki coming off of kushina it literally spooked everyone as they walked because anyone who looked at kushina saw an oni mask behind her as they were walking once they finally got to training ground seven five minutes early they saw sakura pestering sasuke and sasuke looking at naruto angry so basically a normal day right at six thirty kakashi appeared everyone got into battle stance except kushina she was just listening and watching finally sakura spoke up

"You're on time so you can't be kakashi-sensei what did you do with the real kakashi imposter."

kakashi sweat droped and thought

'maybe I should just show up on time from now on then once they get used to it go back to being late… then kushina will kill me nope just going to be on time and pray naruto passes his chunin exams I am not going to be responsible if he decides that he wants to sleep in later so he uses alchemy to make a giant wall in the middle of town so the sun doesn't shine through his curtains oh the hell I would catch.'

kakshi spoke up raising his hands palm forward

"I am the real kakashi and you three for the next three months are going through my quick guid to chunin. Naruto you need more strength and stamina for the taijutsu I want to teach you but should be good enough with your photographic memory by a month and a half and sakura do whatever you're going to do."

Sakura looked happy she didn't have to do anything but watch her sasuke-kun

"Sasuke you need chakra control exercises for your two months as Naruto learns the Advanced kata's for taijutsu if everything goes right with all of that you guys and gal should be ready for the chunin exams after another month of training and no d ranks alight so let's get stared we will do the …

(Two months and 31 days later)

The last three months passed like a breeze today being the last day everyone improved considerably naruto is now the team taijutsu and alchemy specailest and sasuke is the ninjutsu specailest and kushina was naruto's partner basically the only person who could keep up with his inhuman speed and that is including kakashi and the only person he truly trusted to watch his back they were waiting for said jonin praying that he wasn't returning to his old tardy self now that tomorrow was the chunin exams after two minute's kakashi showed up

"Sorry for being late but hokage-sama can be long winded sometimes."

kakashi pulled out the slips of papper for the chunin exam and passes it out

"Don't be late tomorrow after all you don't want to be the last in tour class to make chunin."

And they split up naruto left to get more supplies and flasks kushina followed after him sakura was still a fan girl so she chased after sasuke bugging him for dates as he hn'ed and just ignored her like the broody teme he was Naruto was walking down the street with kushina when he spotted a square rock so he stoped and looked at it then sighed

"Ko you really need to get a new rock because rocks aren't square."

kushina watched in fascination as the square rock went up in smoke and then Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi,could be seen ko (Short for Konohamaru) spoke up

"Your still too good boss but I'll get you next time. Hey boss will you play ninja with us?"

naruto sighed he enjoyed playing with the little kids but he had supplies to get

'Ah what could an hour playing with kids do other than the obvious?'

naruto smiled tilted his head and started counting

"10…9…8…7…6…5…4."

and the kids laughed and took off running kushina gave him a gentle smile seeing him play with younger kids she could see that when the time came he was going to be a wonderful father

"3…2…1 ready here comes the ninja."

As he raced after ko and company he heard yelling

"HEY YOU RAN INTO ME!"

naruto looked and saw ko held up by his scarf with his friend waiting at the corner looking scared

naruto looked closer and saw that there was another kid maybe a little older than him holding up ko and so naruto walked around the corner calm and spoke up

"HEY let the kid go."

The cat-kid looked at naruto and snickered

"Oh yah and what are you going to do if I don't."

ko was looking nervious he didn't know if something was going to happen or not but he didn't want to be here right now naruto looked at the cat-kid and exhaled a sigh like this was going to be a pain in the ass and tried his last reasoning thechnique

"You know that's the hokages grandson if I were you id apologize for the threat let the kid down and leave."

The blond girl behind the cat-kid said

"Kankuro let the kid down and let's just go the kids not worth it."

The now identified kankuro just got a look of superiority and spouted off

"Don't tell me what to do Temari this kids going to see what happens when you don't watch where he's going."

Temari just sighed this is why she usually just pretended not to know her brother because of how much of an idiot he is naruto saw that this wasn't going to work and just as he was about to do something a kunai shot from a nearby tree and almost caught kankuro in the face as he dropped ko to dodge the kunai ko ran straight for his friends that were waiting with kushina kankuro looked to where the kunai came from to see sasuke glareing at him kakuro went to reach for his pack that was stuck to his back when a voice garbled like gravel spoke

"Kankuro"

kankuro looked like he just had a heart attack and followed the voice to behind sasuke who once he heard the voice leapt off of the branch to the ground startled so he glared at the sand forming a body kankuro said in a shaky voice

"H-hey G-gara ..."

But he was cut off by gara

"Shut up or I'll kill you kankuro you're a disappointment."

gara then sand shunshined between kankuro and temari then looked at sasuke and naruto

"Come let us leave now without causing trouble or I'll kill you."

before he started to leave but before he could sasuke spoke up

"Hey whats your name."

gara looked over his shoulder thinking

'This one need's to learn manners mother.'

" My name is Sabaku no Gara."

gara goes to turn around and sasuke says

"My name is sasuke uchiha."

gara nodded not really caring and he and his siblings are taken away in gara's sand shunshin

naruto is fighting the urge to turn sasuke into a woman weighing his options he chooses maybe latter and he turns back to the kids and starts walking towards them as he does he speaks up

"Ko you ok?"

Ko nodded as naruto looks at his shadow for the time like a sundial he sighs

"Ko I need to pick up some supplies I'll play with you some other time ok."

ko smiled and nodded grabing his two little friends and took off naruto looks to kushina and nods with a smile and they head to a local spice shop before heading home to sleep.

As they walk naruto lets his mind wonder to how exciting the exam is going to be.

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CH2 END

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If you haven't noticed there will be characters from both story's but most of the cast from FMA will not be making an appearance due to this some still will but will be few and far in between