Full metal bleach at noon

Apola: yay! Im so happy that this story is working out so well!

Roy: didn't you just post the first chapter about an hour ago?

Apola: yeah but im bored and we got two already and ones from my best friend

Envy: is it hoshi!?

Apola: yes envy it is

Hoshii: *bursts in* im back bitches!

Apola: what have I said about that hoshi

Hoshi: sorry well any way if any one you reviewers give any dare that includes envy kissing any girl or guy other than me I'll rip your head off! Now pk gets to rape any person here like she does in rl?

Apola: oh me god she rapes people in real life!

Hoshi: no but like she would if she did

Apola: oh ok but who

Hoshi: aizen

Apola: ok! Aizen we need you in locky room now!

Aizen: why

Apola: part of hoshis dare

Aizen: aw man I know its gonna be bad

Apola: ok pk go on in!

Pk: what ever (walks in)

Apola: oh well (aizens screams can be heard) yay pain to aizen!!! Ok next reviewer

Our bleach casts great friend l1nk1n-p4rk-4-3v3r!!!

Bleach cast: ah! Nooooo not her!

Apola: her review is haha, wow. i dare hiyori to smack shinji with her sandal several times. i dare grimmjow to go tightrope walking- while holding ichigo(if anyone wants to shake the rope, feel free!).

Hyori: with pleasure! *starts to smack shinji with sandal)

Shinji: ow! Stop

Apola: she has to it's a dare

Grimmjow: is there a net

Apola: yes yes (no theres not)

Grimmjow: ok *picks ichigo bridal style* let do this (gets up and starts walking on the tight rope holding ichigo)

Ichigo: grimmjow I don't think this is safe I don't see a net

Grimmjow: what!? (looks down) oh my god there isn't!

Apola: oopsie! *starts to shake the rope* have a nice trip!

Grimmjow: oh god damn you apola! (falls with ichigo above him)

Apola: have a nice fall!

Grimmjow: (lands on ground and then ichigo lands on him)

Apola: is he ok?

Ichigo: (gets up and moves off of grimmjow) oh my god I think hes dead!

Apola: oh crap! Medics!!! Hurry and heal grimmjow now we cant let grimmichi die!

Medics: yes apola! (they heal grimmjow and he is sent to the emergency room)

Roy: apola isn't it time for our date

Apola: why yes it is

Aizen; (still in the locky room) why is no one helping me?!

Apola: because we don't care! Ok times up I love this and I love you roy

Roy: I love you too

Apola: ok see you next time and review or we'll sick pk on you in your sleep

Pk; (walks out of the locky room) hey don't you me for your threats!

Apola: fine review or grimmichi ends ok bye! (walks off being carried by roy to a romantic date)