Brian comes to in a slight haze. The sky above him is green and Stewie stands next to him wearing a red martial arts uniform. "Stewie where are we!?" Brian asks worriedly.

"Oh we're in a Dragon Ball Z parody. You can tell by the unnecessarily large sweat drop forming on the back of your head." Stewie responds.

"Oh God get it off!" Brian says shaking furiously.

"Calm down." Stewie answers back. "That's a staple for all Japanese anime. In fact, don't be surprised if before this dream is done, You've changed genders four times, someone gets raped by a tentacle, we're surrounded by effeminate and borderline homosexual men, and this cell phone here transforms into Optimus Prime." Stewie says examining his cell phone. "Actually come to think of it, this isn't a dream, it's paradise!"

"Well how did I get here?" Brian asks. "You slipped me another date rape drug didn't you?"

"No my man on the street is all out of those." Stewie says back.

Cut away to Quagmire looking in his medicine cabinet

"Somebody's been stealing my date rape drugs!" Quagmire exclaims.

Cut back to Brian and Stewie

"Brian it's my guess that your brain has transported you to this wonderful fantasy world of poor dubbing, in an attempt to help you solve your neutering problem." Stewie responds back. "Oh and by the way, my name isn't Stewie. It's Krillie. And your name isn't Brian. It's Brihan."

"What? Those are terrible names!" Brihan says back.

"Look I've had just about enough of your complaining." Krillie shouts. "It's not a Sundance film, it's a FanFiction! The people reading this live with their mothers, jailbreak their Ipods, and have Xbox names like Gandolph29! They don't care!" Krillie says throwing his hands up in disgust.

"Point taken." Brihan responds. With that, they begin to explore the amazing place they've arrived in. Approaching a green man, Brihan asks "Excuse me sir, but where are we?"

The green man responds, "Why you're on Namek. Home to the seven Dragon Balls."

"Well that seems like an odd introduction." Krillie responds.

"What do you mean?" The green man adds.

"Well it's just, when I meet someone asking for directions, I don't say, "You're in Rhode Island, home to America's Anus."" Krillie says. "I mean do you always state what your planet's known for to random passersby?" Krillie asks.

"Yeah pretty much." The green man says.

"Oh." Krillie says back.

"Yup." The green man responds. After an awkward pause, Brihan and Krillie back away slowly.

"So Stewie, I mean Krillie, what's Dragon Ball Z known for anyway?" Brian asks as they approach a large ridge.

"I believe it's known for the fighting." Krillie responds. With that, a large man kicks Brihan in the back of the head and knocks him into and through a mountain. "Ok, now I'm almost certain it's known for the fighting." Krillie says.

"Yeah I gathered." Brihan says rubbing his head. Brihan looks up to see a hideous and bloated purple creature wearing a pink hat and glasses laughing. "Meg is that you!?" Brihan asks.

"Who is this Meg?" The creature responds. "I am Megdoria! I was commissioned to kill any suspicious characters I found tresspassing. No one must interfere with our hunt for the Dragon Balls!" Megdoria yells.

"Watch it Brihan! Judging from the size of those pit stains, I'd say her power level is 22,000!" Krillie says back.

"Mwuhahahaha!" Megdoria laughs. "

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 3