1. I will not as Desjardins why he hates Americans.

Michael Desjardins sat on his throne as he did whatever Chief Lectors liked to do. All of the sudden two teens popped in front of him with looks of hate on their faces.

"Carter, Sadie!" he screeched.

"Can it Desjardins" shot Carter.

"Why do you hate Americans?" asked Sadie.

"What? Why would you think that?" responded Desjardins

"Well 'cause you hate me and Carter" answered Sadie.

"And you're French" put in Carter.

"What does that have to do with anything?" asked Desjardins

"Shut up French Fry" they both shot back.

2. I will not introduce Vlad to World At War.

Carter and Sadie slowly crept towards Vlad's office were they could hear gunshots. As they opened the door they saw Vlad in Family Guy PJs sitting on a bean bag playing, wait was that Call of Duty?

"Die Zombies" he screamed as he shot zombie after zombie.

"This gun must be Vodka powered. Soviet Russia forever!" laughed Vlad as he shot a hellhound. OMG.

3. I will not tell Sadie that Anubis is already married to Bast.

"Bast how could you!" screamed Sadie after Carter told her the hard truth.

"I'm sorry it was 3,000 years ago besides we're divorced" assured Bast.

"Really?" asked Sadie as she wiped her tears.

"No" answered Bast.

4. I will never ask Sadie if she's been to Hogwarts.

"Hey Sadie" said Carter.

"Yeah Bro" she replied.

"Have you ever been to Hogwarts?" asked Carter.

"What?" responded Sadie.

"Well you're British and..." started Carter.

"And what I do magic so what *****" shot Sadie.

5. I will never compare Zia to Azula.

"So Zia are you like a fire bender or something?" asked Sadie.

"Yeah I guess I am" answered Zia obviously liking the idea.

"Like Azula?" continued Sadie.

"What are you implying?" asked Zia.

"Well you both have black hair and you both tried to kill the good guys" answered Sadie.

"But I am a good guy!" insisted Zia.

"Sure"

Authors Note: Please review w/ new rules I'm already in writers block!