Being harassed by homosexual guards
Meanwhile, Hazel, Katy and Alex landed in the land of the pirate in awkward positions. Hazel landed quite painfully on her back, Katy landed upside down with her foot caught in a hang man's noose. Alex somehow landed in a perfect pose, gave the invisible camera her million dollar smile, clapped and said 'Olé!'
This moment was spoiled by the lampshade falling off Katy's head and landing on her.
"This, children, is why we should never play with remotes," said Hazel to herself, looking out onto the sea. It was very dark. Suppose street lamps hadn't been invented yet… Surely this was a dream? Surely somebody has just whacked her with the lamp a little too hard? She recognized this place from the movie… no way! They weren't actually in Port Royal…
Hmm… how do you describe being transported into a fantasy world a few centuries back? Well it's bizarre. And a little creepy, especially in the middle of the night.
Katy eventually clawed herself out of the noose and fell on Alex.
Alex started freaking out, being all sensible and everything. Katy joined in with her. Hazel was just thinking about how this was a dream come true… if it WORKED…
So there they were, three mysterious looking girls screaming their heads off at each other with guards lurking around. Not good. Soon they were spotted, and there much shouting in silly accents about how they had "no right and no reason to be on government property". Urm hello? What about being DUMPED on government property? And this is the age where young troublesome girls such as them were HUNG.
"Hazel, what the heck is going on? This isn't your living room! Tell me it's a weird dream that we'll laugh about the next day in school! TELL ME IT'S A DREAM!"
"I think we're IN the movie, Katy, if you must know. Now just shut up, they saw us!" Hazel replied to Katy's ranting.
Alex on the other hand decided to run away and hide while the guards were distracted with Katy yelling. That would have been smart... All of a sudden Katy and Hazel were gagged and scary guns with long sharp things attached were being pointed at them. Huh. They think they'd get them THAT easily. While the guards were shouting orders at each other in ye old English, Katy and Hazel started struggling like crazy. Katy managed to knee a guard in his 'area'. This did not go down well. What looked to be the poor worried guard's gay lover suddenly whacked Katy over the head with the butt of his gun and she was knocked out.
"DON'T YOU HIT MY FRIEND!!" yelled Hazel at the idiotic red coated fool. She attempted to knee him as well but he just whacked her. All this whacking was not good for these girls health…
And so it went black yet again.
