Summary: AU. Life after the Apocalypse. Hopefully funny & romantic. Dean/Castiel. Possible Sam/Gabriel and possible MPreg in later chapters. Please Review!

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or it's characters. *Wails and curls up into a ball* I don't own any songs or movies used in these chapters.


Happy Families – Chapter Two

"Son of a…" the shape scowled, "I've never been able to land properly."

Castiel's eyes sparkled and his face lit up.

"Gabriel!" He called, making his way towards the figure emerging from the dust cloud. He stopped just as he left the front yard and looked puzzled. His brother was wearing a female vessel, which came as a surprise to everyone, but then Castiel saw the make-up, hair colour and clothing of the vessel. He was wearing a Goth girl…

"Castiel!" he…well…she replied, throwing her arms around her brother.

Dean stepped forward.

"Gabe?" he asked, unsure.

"Dean!" Gabriel yelled, throwing herself on the human.

"Gabriella!" Lucifer shouted, joining in with the others.

"Luci!" Gabriel replied, now throwing herself on him.

Lucifer gulped and smiled nervously as she pulled away.

"Nice vessel, Gabriel…" Sam said, softly.

Gabriel turned and saw the youngest Winchester.

"Sam!" She hugged Sam and then sighed, "How are you all?"

Castiel smiled.

"Wonderful thank you."

Everyone nodded in agreement. Castiel took his sister's hand and grinned at her.

"Come inside," he began, looking from Gabriel to Dean and back, "I've got lots to tell you…"

The pair giggled like school girls and headed inside, Gabriel grabbing Lucifer's hand and pulling him alongside them.

"You wanna join them?" Sam asked Dean who looked slightly sad.

"No," he replied, shaking his head, "Let 'em have their reunion. We'll be done on the car in about an hour anyway."


Inside the two closer siblings were chatting away happily while the Devil sat looking bored to death, until the conversation took a slightly dirty turn.

"By the way, we all saw you and Dean last night…you know…"

Castiel blushed and looked surprised.

"You all watched that?" He exclaimed, going bright red in the face.

"Father thought it was truly beautiful. Uriel was disgusted, Michael hid is face, I hid my face in Raphael's shoulder as he slept." Gabriel reported.

"Raphael slept?" Lucifer asked with a chuckle.

"Yes."

"Well you must have bored him then, Cas, huh?"

Gabriel looked at Lucifer with a very annoyed expression.

"How are things with you and Dean?" Gabriel asked.

"Things are great thank you, Gabriel." Castiel replied with a smile.

Lucifer drank the last of his beer and then burped, both his siblings looking at him shocked.

"Sorry…I'm going, Dudes. I promised the Bobster I'd be home by two to help him clear out the yard."

"Good bye, Lucifer," Castiel began, "It was good to see you."

Lucifer raised an eyebrow.

"See ya later." He replied.

"Bye bye, Luci!" Gabriel laughed planting a kiss on the fallen angel's cheek.

Lucifer jumped back in disgust.

"Right…I'll be going now."

The Devil left and passed Dean and Sam on the way out.

"Bye, Bitches!" He called on his way past.

Sam and Dean looked up in astonishment, now shirtless, sweaty and dirty. Castiel and Gabriel appeared on the porch and sat down very quickly, because as soon as Castiel's eyes locked on Dean in his shirtless, sweaty and dirtiness, he almost collapsed. His next words were drawn out, and Gabriel tried not to chuckle.

"Dean…beer…here…for you…it will cool you down…you look hot…it's hot out here…isn't it hot?"

Dean walked over to the seating on the porch and sat down next to his angel, kissing his cheek and wiping a little dirt from his nose on there. Castiel's cheeks flushed crimson and Dean winked at him as Sam joined them.

"You won't be too long will you, Dean?" Castiel began, "You've been working so hard all day…"

Dean smiled, wiping the dirt away from Castiel's cheek.

"Don't worry about me, Angel. I'm fine."

Castiel grimaced and took Dean's hand.

"But I do worry, Dean…" Castiel stuttered, "I mean…you don't need your back playing you up again or to get exhausted or…"

Dean hushed his angel by kissing his lips, leaving the angel pouting slightly but a little dazed.

"There…that's better isn't it," Dean said softly, Sam and Gabriel smirking a little.


"And it burns, burns, burns! The ring of fire…the ring of fire…" Lucifer sang as he washed Bobby's car.

The hunter closed his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his nose with his index finger and thumb.

"Will you stop singin', Boy? You're bursting my eardrums here!" he snapped, Lucifer coming back into the house dripping wet.

Bobby sighed.

"I've finished!" He laughed, throwing the sponge at Bobby before hurrying upstairs to get showered and changed.

"What time are the love-birds, the Antichrist and Gabs getting here?" Lucifer called down to Bobby.

"Six-thirty so hurry up in that shower! And Sam is not the Antichrist!" Bobby replied, with anger.

"He is too!" Lucifer yelled childishly, before heading into the shower.


"Bobster…! They're here!" Lucifer called, watching the family get out of the car.

"Well don't just sit there, Boy! Let 'em in!"

Lucifer opened the door.

"S'up…" he said, in his strange way of greeting the family.

"Hello, Lucifer." Castiel said, smiling at his brother.

"Hi, Luci!" Gabriel yelled, kissing his cheek.

"Lucifer…" Dean said, solemnly.

"Hey, Luce…" Sam said, quietly.

Entering the house, the group saw Bobby appear from the kitchen in an apron.

"Hey, everyone," he began, "Make yourselves at home, I'll be out in a second."

Everyone sat down and Dean leaned into Castiel's ear to whisper to him.

"I got a surprise for you…"

Castiel raised his eyebrows.

"Oh? What's that then…?"

"We're going home alone," Dean began, "Sam and Gabby are staying here for a few days while we spend some quality time together."

Castiel smiled and kissed Dean's cheek.

An hour later the family was sat around the dinner table. Lucifer was swinging on his chair.

"Four legs!" Bobby scolded, Lucifer sitting on four legs and pulling a face.

"You're gonna fall and have an accident one day, Lucifer…and Bobby won't be responsible," Castiel said sternly, "You will."

Lucifer rolled his eyes and stretched, letting out a huge burp. The family looked disgusted and Lucifer giggled to himself. Chuck just looked over and rolled his eyes, drinking his shot of whiskey in one.


As Dean and Sam helped Bobby with the dishes, Dean laughed.

"How childish is Lucifer…I'm talking about his mannerisms, I mean he's like an eight-year-old!"

Bobby snorted and nodded.

"Yep…he is. He made me buy him a packet of crayons last week so he could draw. He's obsessed with drinking lemonade and eating Mars Bars too…"

Dean rolled his eyes.

"I take it he causes a lot of problems…" Sam laughed.

"Not really, he's actually very helpful around the house," Bobby began, "Perhaps he just needs someone other than me and Chuck to keep him company. I mean, you and Gabriel staying here could do him the world of good."

Dean smiled.

"By the way, thanks for setting that up, you guys," he said, softly, "Cas and I could really use the time alone to work on our relationship."

Sam looked concerned.

"Why? You seem fine to me…"

"We are, but we've got something so special, I just don't want it to slip away that's all. I mean what with everything happening over the past couple of months we've barely had time to ourselves."

Sam nodded and Bobby smiled, nodding at the eldest of the boys he considered to be his sons. Suddenly, the group heard a strange noise. Chuck was snoring on the sofa, Lucifer stomped past on his way to the bathroom, but then the group heard whispering. They listened in, intrigued…well the Winchesters did. Bobby hissed.

"Oi…stop eavesdropping!"

Dean flapped his hand about in annoyance, getting Bobby to shut up.

"Have fun over the next few days!" Gabriel giggled, "You've got the house AND Dean all to yourself."

Castiel grinned at her and then giggled himself.

"I know…we should do it in every room…you know to honour them if you will…"

Gabriel looked shocked.

"You've turned into a very horny little human." She laughed.

Dean smiled and chuckled.

"You're not wrong there, Gabby." He said, entering the living room.

Castiel grinned at Dean who winked at him, causing his legs to grow weak.

"BOBBY!" Lucifer cried, running out of the bathroom.

Everyone panicked, Chuck sitting up and grunting.

"Who died?" He asked, wiping his eyes to rid them of sleep.

"What is it, Son?" Bobby asked, everyone realising he'd just called Lucifer 'Son'.

"There's something crawling in the bath tub!" Lucifer exclaimed, grabbing Bobby's arm.

Castiel rolled his eyes and went to take a look.

"It's a spider, Lucifer!" He called.

Lucifer sighed.

"Is that all?" Dean giggled.

Bobby laughed.

"Who would've thought…the fucking Devil scared of spiders!"

"Arachnids are evil!" Lucifer snapped, "They bite and crawl on you…disgusting…"

Dean and Sam looked shocked. The Devil had just called a spider evil? What was the world coming to?

-TBC-