A/N: Just watching these episodes over again suddenly made them all seem dirty! Then again, maybe it's just me….
What Happy Sounds Like
"So, how are you? Do you wanna laugh?" Lorelai asked her daughter as soon as Rory answered the phone.
"Oh, laughing would be good," Rory said tiredly.
"Luke did the funniest bit before, I thought you would be so," she started to say.
Luke cut her off saying, "Would you stop? I did not do a bit."
"What are you talking about?" Lorelai asked incredulously. "The bit! It was a riot," she said with a giggle.
"It wasn't a bit!" Luke insisted. "I banged my head on the stove and it hurt like hell," he grumbled.
"No, no, you said it funnier before. Do it again!" Lorelai urged him with a grin.
Luke rolled his eyes and said impatiently, "I told you, I never did it in the first place. You did it, it's your bit."
Lorelai shook her head and asked, "How could it be my bit when it's your head in the oven?"
Luke nodded and said, "Exactly. My head, my conk, no bit."
Rory interrupted by asking, "Mom, just wondering, did you call for any particular reason?"
Lorelai shrugged and turned back to the phone. "Just checking in, seeing how you're doing. How are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm fine," Rory answered unconvincingly.
Lorelai was instantly sympathetic. "Aw, what's wrong?" she asked.
"What makes you think something's wrong?" Rory asked defensively.
Lorelai nodded and pointed out, "You've got Bambi voice."
Rory sighed and said, "I do not have Bambi voice."
"Spill, please," Lorelai commanded. As Rory launched into her latest freak out about being behind, and not having a summer internship, Lorelai turned her attention back to Luke, whose head was back in the oven, and his lovely tush was on display. Lorelai tilted her head, appreciating the view as she listened to her daughter and offered words of encouragement. When Rory concluded that she needed to really start working harder, perhaps working at a local newspaper part-time, Lorelai was supportive, even offering a couple of lame jokes to lift her baby's spirits.
Suddenly, Luke bashed his head on the oven again and yelled, "Ow! Geez! What the, Doh!"
Lorelai laughed, the sound of her delight tinkling over the phone line as she cried, "He did it! He did the bit!" She held the phone out and said, "Luke, do it again. Do it louder for Rory," she cajoled him.
"Hey, Mom?" Rory called through the phone.
"Yeah?" Lorelai answered, unable to wipe the smile from her face.
Rory smiled softly and said, "You sound happy."
"I am, kid," Lorelai answered simply as she smiled at Luke.
"What?" he asked snapped, gesturing impatiently.
"I'll let you get back to your meltdown. Call me if you need me," Lorelai told Rory.
"I will. Tell Luke 'Hi' for me," she said as they hung up.
"Rory says 'Hi,'" she told him as he rubbed the bump on his head through his hat.
"She okay?" he asked distractedly as he sat back on his heels.
"She's fine. Just having a little crisis of confidence. She'll bounce back shortly," she assured him as she watched him carefully.
"What?" he asked suspiciously. Lorelai slid from the chair and knelt down on the floor next to him. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"Where did you conk?" she asked in return.
"Here," he said with a pout as he rubbed the spot on top of his head.
Lorelai smiled and lifted the blue hat from his hair, smoothing it gently with her fingers as she pulled his head over to her and kissed the spot. "Better?" she asked softly as she replaced his cap.
"A little," he grumbled.
Lorelai took his chin in her hand and turned his face to hers. "Luke," she whispered softly as she leaned in and kissed him tenderly. As she pulled back she smoothed her palm over his rough cheek and said again, "Luke." She smiled at him brightly, stroking his lips with her thumb.
He pressed his lips to the pad of her thumb and asked softly, "What?"
She tilted her head and then shook it slowly. "Nothing. Just Luke," she said as she leaned in to kiss him again. This time the kiss was a little deeper and a little slower as her hands framed his face. She pulled back, her lips hovering near his as she whispered, "That's what happy sounds like. Luke," she said again as she pulled him back to her, kissing him passionately. She threw her leg over his pushing him back until he fell on his butt and straddled him as she kissed him heatedly, knocking his cap to the floor.
Stunned by her sudden assault on his senses, Luke was slow to respond at first, but soon his arms wrapped around her tightly as he swung his legs out from under him with a small grunt. He pressed her firmly to him, giving back as good as he got. Finally, he plunged his hands into her hair, lacing his fingers through the curls as he gripped her head tightly and tore his mouth away, gasping for air. "Lorelai," he panted.
"I'm so happy," she whispered as she bent to attack his neck, her fingers fumbling with the buttons on his shirt.
Luke laughed, his breath rushing from his lungs as he said, "I'm glad, but we're on the kitchen floor."
"So?" she asked as separated his shirt and ran her hands greedily over his muscular chest.
Luke chuckled as he slipped his hand down her back and cupped her ass, pressing her close to him and grinding her against his arousal as she sucked on his scruffy neck. "I know you. God only knows the last time this floor was cleaned."
Lorelai shook her head as she raised the hem of his t-shirt and said, "No, Rory only knows."
"Let's go upstairs," Luke said in a husky voice, ducking his head and trying to get to her throat.
"No," she said as she pushed him back a little and tugged on the shirt, trying to get him to raise his arms so that she could get it off of him. When he resisted, she sat back and began unbuttoning her blouse giving him a tantalizing view of the white lace bra beneath. "I'm happy here. I'm happy with you," she said firmly. She parted her blouse, letting it slide slowly from her shoulders as she let her head fall back sensuously. "So happy," she breathed. She raised her head and looked at him with blue eyes dark with desire. "Don't you want me to be happy?" she asked softly.
"More than anything," he answered simply, unable to tear his gaze from hers.
"Then love me now, Luke," she whispered as she ran her fingers down over her creamy skin, letting them trail between her lace clad breasts. "Here and now," she told him as she reached for his t-shirt again and tugged it over his head.
Luke's hands were everywhere, fisted in her hair one moment, squeezing her against him the next, cupping her breasts reverently, his thumbs sliding over the lace, bracing her back and supporting her as he pressed her back so that he could get to her. He pressed his lips to the hollow of her throat, his breath coming in soft puffs as his heart hammered in his chest. He leaned into her ducking his head and capturing one lace clad nipple in his mouth and sucking deeply. "Lorelai," he groaned against her. His hands slid down cupping her ass and parting her legs as he pressed his fingers to her, feeling her heat through the soft material of her pants.
"Now," she whispered, reaching for his belt buckle and fumbling in her haste to unclasp it.
"Let me," he panted as he unhooked her pants and pulled the zipper down quickly. He pushed them over her hips, skimming her panties off with them as she kicked her shoes to the side. She wiggled the rest of the way out of her pants and reached for his belt again. "Nuh uh," he told her as he gripped her hips and lifted her up.
"What?" she asked as he began to lay back on the floor.
Luke gave her a slow smile, letting it spread across his face as his eyes lit and he whispered, "Come here."
Lorelai's eyes widened as she smiled back at him and whispered, "Bad boy."
"I'll have all sorts of dirty things to say about this later," he promised as he pulled her up to him.
"Oh God, don't forget what they were," she warned him as he moved to straddle his head.
"I won't," Luke promised as she opened above him. "I can't believe we're doing this here," he grumbled as he lifted his head to touch his lips to her.
Clad only in her lacy bra, Lorelai smiled down at him and said, "In broad daylight."
"I know," he growled as he pressed her down to him. He swirled his tongue around her clit and then looked up at her boldly as he whispered, "Oh, I know," against her sensitive skin.
"Luke," she gasped softly as he began to lick her gently, teasing her with his tongue.
"Mmm, delicious," he hummed against her, running his hands over her smooth bottom.
"Oh Luke," she moaned as she let her knees slide further apart, lowering herself to him and planting her hands on the floor above his head.
"I love this," he said as he nipped at her with his lips. "I could live on nothing but you," he murmured as he drew her clit into his mouth and sucked it gently.
"Oh God, Luke," she panted as she rode him. He looked up at her and then reached up to unhook the front clasp of her bra, brushing the lacy cups aside in his quest to see all of her. He pressed his tongue to her entrance and licked at it teasingly. "Yes, oh yes," she panted. He thrust his tongue into her, making her cry out and then whimper softly as he stroked her. "Luke," she whispered raggedly. He grasped her hips, pulling her down onto his mouth firmly as he pressed into her faster. "Luke, Luke, oh Luke! Stop, stop," she said as she tried to pull away from him.
"No," he said softly. "I don't want to stop," he said hoarsely. "I want you."
"I want you inside of me," she whispered as she fought against his grasp to pull away from him.
"I want to lick you. I want to taste you when you come," he said holding her firmly, kissing her thighs. He looked up at her, his face raw with desire. "Then I want to be inside of you," he said in a deep voice.
"Oh God," she moaned, knowing that she would give in.
"Let me," he said in a soft commanding tone.
"Luke," she sighed in submission as she sank back down onto him.
"Oh yes," he whispered as he pressed his mouth to her wet folds again He stroked her with long slow flicks of his tongue, teasing her heated flesh. Suddenly, he gripped her ass roughly and pressed her down to him, thrusting his tongue into her and stroking her hard and fast.
Lorelai rode the waves of pleasure he sent hurtling through her, moaning loudly as she mindlessly cupped her breasts, lost in a haze of need. Luke watched her, feeling his own arousal grow as he saw her touching herself and groaned against her. "Ah, oh!" she panted as she felt the tightening in her core. "Oh, no, yes Luke," she whispered, He felt her urgency growing and drove her harder. "Luke, Luke, Luke," she chanted as she was lost. She felt the need uncoiling in her stomach and cried out with her release. "Luke!"
As she slowed, he continued to stroke her with his tongue as he reached down to unbuckle his belt and open his jeans. "Oh God, I love to watch you," he panted as he struggled to push his jeans and boxers down off of his hips. "So beautiful," he murmured as he turned his head to nip at her thigh. "I have to be in you now," he said in a raspy voice as he pushed her up.
"Okay, okay," Lorelai panted as she moved back over him, trying to get her bearings.
Luke shook his head and sat up, rolling her over onto her back as she looked up at him in a daze. He quickly pushed his jeans down further and then slid his arms under her back to cushion her. "I'll do better later," he promised as he buried himself in her hot, wet folds. "Oh God," he groaned as she opened for him. "Oh god, I want you all of the time," he panted in her ear as he began to thrust into her. "I have to have you," he said raggedly.
"You have me," she answered softly.
"All of you," he whispered as he plunged into her. "You make me, oh," he gasped. "Look what you can make me do," he murmured. "Lorelai, you are siren," he panted as he gritted his teeth trying desperately to hold back his need.
"Luke," she said in a voice filled with wonder.
"Oh God, don't say my name," he whispered in a shaky voice. "I can't," he panted as he thrust into her.
Lorelai eyes closed as she soaked up the pleasure his words had given her. He was so lost, so out of control, so completely hers that she felt a rush through her body she had never felt before. She arched up into him and whispered, "Luke," as she opened her eyes slowly.
Luke released a rush of breath, unable to stop his smile as he said, "You want to kill me, don't you."
"I want to love you," she answered simply.
"A siren. You'll be the end of me," he said softly. "You're the one for me."
"Oh, Luke," she said as she wrapped her arms around him tightly. She whispered in his ear, "Let go, Luke. I want to feel inside of me."
"Oh!" Luke gasped as he felt his control snap like a twig.
"Oh yes," she murmured as she felt her own pleasure heating again. "Oh Luke, I'm gonna come again," she whispered.
"Yes," he hissed between his teeth as he pressed into her harder, grinding against her with each stroke. He looked down at her, her hair spread on the suspect floor, and framed her face with his hands. He kissed her deeply, thrusting his tongue into her mouth as he thrust his cock into her. He caught her moan with his mouth and gave her one in return. Lorelai turned her head, tear her lips from is as she gasped, "Luke!"
"Oh," he whispered softly as he began to empty into her in hard, hot spurts. "Oh, Lorelai," he said, his voice breaking on her name.
"Luke, Luke," she cried. As he slowed, bringing her down gently, she kept murmuring his name. Finally, he kissed her softly, silencing her for a moment. When she opened her eyes she said, "That's what happy sounds like. Luke."
He shook his head slowly and said, "Lorelai."
"Luke," she whispered.
"Lorelai," he replied.
"I made it up, and I say Luke," she insisted with a laugh.
"Well, you're wrong," he answered with a shrug.
Lorelai burst out laughing and said, "You mean to tell me that we're lying here naked, on the kitchen floor at," she paused to look up at the clock and said, "at four in the afternoon, and you're gonna argue with me?"
Luke shrugged again and said, "You've already had your way with me. I was just trying to fix your oven," he said innocently.
"I had my way with you?" she asked with a snort.
"Well sure," he said with a nod.
She shook her head and said, "I had my way with you, but I'm the one screaming and panting twice."
"It's what you really wanted," he said with a smug smile.
"Oh, was it?" she asked with a laugh.
Luke nodded and asked, "You happy?"
"So happy," she said with a smile.
"Then I'd say we're equally satisfied," he said with a nod.
Lorelai looked up at him solemnly and said, "You do make me very happy."
Luke smiled lovingly and kissed her gently. "You make me very happy, too," he answered. "Happier than I ever thought was possible," he confessed.
Lorelai grinned and said, "I thought I made you hornier than you ever thought was possible."
Luke smiled broadly and said, "That too."
Lorelai pushed at his shoulders and said, "Let's get up."
Luke pushed back from her and smiled sheepishly as he reached down to pull his shorts and jeans up. "Once again, I only made it so far," he said with a chuckle.
"And once again, I'm completely naked," she answered as she reached for his flannel and pulled it on.
"Uh, I was wearing that," he said with a pointed look.
Lorelai tossed him a careless shrug and said, "You're not going anywhere but my bed tonight."
"I need to go back to work," he pointed out.
"I'll write you a note," she said flippantly.
"Lorelai," he growled in warning.
"Fine, but we have to get you cleaned up first. I can't send you back there all sexed up," she teased. She pulled her panties on and then sat cross legged on the floor. "You are coming back, though, aren't you?" she asked.
"Oh yeah," he said with a quick nod. "Gotta fix the oven so you can dry your socks," he said with a smirk.
"Thanks for changing the porch light and fixing the back door lock," she said with a grin.
"Self preservation," he answered as he unlaced his boots and kicked them off.
She studied him for a moment and then said, "You got all poetic there for a minute."
"What?" he asked as he stood and offered his hand to help her up.
"Siren?" she asked as she stood up and leaned into him for a second.
Luke shrugged and said, "That's what Lorelai was. Spelled differently I think," he said as he led her up the stairs.
"Yes, I know. I just didn't know you knew," she said with a laugh.
Luke turned to her and said, "You forget, I lived with Encyclopedia Brown for two years. That was one of his favorites to taunt me with."
Lorelai cocked her head and asked, "Taunt you?"
"You know, luring unsuspecting men to their deaths. They were so mesmerized by her song that they didn't know what was happening until it was too late," he said as they walked into the bathroom.
Lorelai blinked and asked, "So, you think I'll kill you?"
Luke smiled at her and said, "Probably, but let's hope that it's not for a very long time."
"I don't like that," she said with a petulant frown.
Luke smiled down at her tenderly and said, "I can think of worse ways to go."
"Luke," she said impatiently.
Luke kissed her and then said, "No, I don't really think that. I am mesmerized though," he said as he began to unbutton his flannel, uncovering her again.
Lorelai looked up at him and said, "And I am happy."
He kissed her sweetly and then said, "That makes us a good pair."
She turned on the water in the shower and let it run as it came to temperature. She smiled at him and said, "Tell me your dirty kitchen thoughts."
Luke pulled the curtain aside and gestured for her to step into the tub. As he followed her in he said, "Best thing I've ever tasted in that kitchen."
Lorelai giggled and said, "Gives whole new meaning to the term eat-in kitchen."
Luke groaned and said, "That's bad." He looked down at her with an amused smile and asked, "Gonna mop that floor while I'm at work?"
Lorelai snorted and said, "Are you kidding?" She reached for her body wash and said, "I'm never letting anyone wash that floor again."
Luke chuckled and asked, "Why am I not surprised?"
