Sweet, Chapter 2 of the Mystical Cullen Diaries. I am thrilled at the the number of hits this story has recieved over a few days, I'm not even going to complain about the sad amount of reviews But this story is not going to happen without your help, I need idea's so please give me some if you could.

I figure if I do not get enough idea's i'll write a few chapters then start working on the story with the second highest amount of votes so please vote, the poll will only be up for a few more days

WARNING!!!!!!!!! This chapter contains loads of Breaking Dawn spoilers so if you havn't read dont read this...

Discliamer: I will own it when pigs fly... Hey whats that over there -points- oh never mind thats just superman

Okay the long authors note if finally finished -cheers-

Chapter 2

Esme's Diary

Private

3:06 pm

Hmm everytime Emmett and Rosalie leave the house Edward and Alice scream 'Not Again!' Its quite peculiar...

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Edward's Diary

Public

11:11 am

Jacob was practically screaming his thoughts at me, they wern't pretty. He was thinking about how much he wants Renesmee to grow up so he can well... Anyways its not a pleasurable thing to hear and see... Ugh

Haha I finally figured out the whole Private/Public button press it once for private and twice for public

heehee -clickclickclickclick-

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Renesmee

Response to Edward's Diary

12:34 pm

Daddy? What does Jacob want to do to me? I don't really understand what you're trying to say...

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Edward

Response to Edward's Diary

12:38 pm

Crap, I guess I probably should have made sure it wasn't set to public...

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Bella

Response to Edward's Diary

12:41 pm

Renesmee honey, Daddy was just writing about what Jacob was thinking... It really has nothing to do with you, he accidentally wrote Renesmee when really he meant... Esme he just accidentally put Renee in front of it...

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Esme

Response to Edward's Diary

12:42 pm

EXCUSE ME???? What does Jacob want to do to me? That's just sickeningly wrong!

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Bella

Response to Edward's Diary

12:49 pm

Sorry Esme, I meant to say that he forgot to put a space in between Renee and Esme... which is also wrong. I am so confused...

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Edward

Response to Edward's Diary

12:59 pm

Dear God, What have I done...

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Esme

Response to Edward's Diary

1:21 pm

There is no way I am letting a dog come near me like that, Besides I'm married

hmmm I wonder what Carlisle would do...

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Edward

Response to Edward's Diary

1:21 pm

Esme! Please do not think like that, its bad enough having to read Emmett's thoughts...

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Renesmee

Response to Edward's Diary

2:30 pm

Mommy, I'm scared. Jacob's my best buddy, he would never do anything to hurt grandma or anything would he?

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Bella

Response to Edward's Diary

2:43

Of course not baby...

On a different subject... how's everybody doing?

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Edward

Response to Edward's Diary

2:44

I'm all right and if Jacob would stop thinking such unpleasent thoughts... Ah MY EYES! Its horrible, more horrible then Emmett and Rosalie because its my daughter! Wheres the bleach!

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(Yea I know, i'm retarded, don't worry this isn't the first time anyone's ever thought that... okay well on with the story)

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Jasper's Diary

Private

4:27 am

Edward is a grouch ( not that we didn't already know that ) He didn't think it was funny when I came home with a few containers of grizzly blood then put them and Bella into a shopping cart, brought it to the living room and said dinner is served... Emmett laughed like a sick hyena but nooo Edward is just a big flippen party pooper who can't have flippen good time... he stole my Ipod too -frowney face-

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Bella's Diary

Public

8:56 pm

Jasper? do you know what I just realized? You would make the best therapist ever!

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Jasper

Response to Bella's Diary

9:12 pm

haha yea I've gotten that before... But I actually have a terrible patience and I would probably be all

'COME ON! JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL YOUR PROBLEM IS ALREADY!'

so yea...

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Emmett's Diary

Public

1:23 pm

I'm borrrrred =(

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Edward

Response to Emmett's Diary

1:56 pm

Suck it up and find something to do

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Edward

Response to Emmett's Diary

2:31 pm

Emmett wtf do you think your doing with Bella?!?!?!?!?!?! Put her down before I rip your arms off! too late you lose -gets up-

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Emmett

Response to Emmett's Diary

2:35 pm

Edwarddf vc an ii hjaVE my aernmsad back noiow? typiun gh wiutrgh mny fgacxe is hardf -poutssa-

(Edward can I have my arms back now? Typing with my face is hard -pouts-)

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Edward

Response to Emmett's Diary

2:36

No.

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Well thats me making do with the little idea's I have.. please PM or review idea's to me and while your doing that tell me, what do you think of Robert Pattinson's new haircut? Personally I think its horrendus...

Oh yea, my poll is going to be closed in a few days so vote while you can!!!

I'd like to thank my friend Jacobs-Girl-64 for all her idea's (even though a couple may have been unintentional...)

p.s. sorry its a little late but Happy Christkwanzhaunikdon everybody!