"How dare that slimy scum lay his hand on Luffy." Nami hissed. The others of the straw hat crew agreed with the navigator as they watched their oblivious captain get hit on simultaneously by two men and one woman.
"It's not unbelievable that they would hit on him," Robin said calmly "He isn't unattractive either." The crew didn't agree nor disagree until Brook laughed out
"Well I mean he has all of us wrapped around his pinky finger, yohohohoho." The others grumbled but didn't disagree.
"I kind of regret telling him to not fight here." Usopp said as he watched one of the handsy perverts slide his fingers further up Luffys thigh. Sanji was bouncing his leg up and down so hard in an effort to calm down that the wood underneath him began cracking.
"Those slimy perverts better not touch Luffy anymore or bodily harm will come to fruition." The others hadn't seen Sanji that worked up over there captain in a while but knew exactly why he was so angry.
Luffy was busy eating his dessert and didn't realize that the woman behind him had worked her arms down to his hips until they latched on in a vice grip, startling Luffy enough to make him jump in surprise and choke on his mouthful of cake.
"Usually I'm all for perverts but this crosses the line." Franky said, his hair style changing to that of a gun. Even Law, who was freshly new to the crew, albeit temporarily, looked uncomfortably in Luffys direction but stayed silent.
"I don't like this guys." Chopper muttered as he looked at a stiff Luffy. The man that had his hand on Luffy's thigh had moved it dangerously close to his nether region and was looking at Luffy with a sick smirk.
Deciding that it had gone on long enough the crew was about to make their move until, a previously thought lost, Zoro appeared behind the perverts with his eyes shadowed. "Zoro!" Luffy yelled as he latched himself onto his first mate happily.
Zoro wrapped one of his arms around Luffy and held him close while the other went to one of his swords. He hadn't even drawn the sword before the three perverts ran off screaming in terror. Luffy let go of Zoro and allowed himself to be steered to the direction of the rest of his crew who happily left the restaurant.
When they got back to the ship the crew piled into the kitchen to eat, since they had be a bit preoccupied with Luffys... Admirers. As an extra precaution Robin, Law, Franky, Brook, Nami and Chopper all went over where it was okay to be touched and not. Knowing it was a lost cause on their captain but hoping that the knowledge would one day be called upon.
