Disclaimer: I don't own twilight! :'( *sob* oh well! :D at least I get to write cool fanfics! :D
Bella, Edward, Alice
LALALA!! WHY HELLOOOOOO JELL-OOOOOOO!!!
hello Bella. I see that you still haven't gotten over the chocolate and muffin yet.
I have!!!! after all, it HAS been 5 minutes!! :D
O_o Okaaaay…
HI BELLA!!! HI EDDIE!!
HI ALICE!!!
hello Alice. please don't call me eddie…
whatever you say eddie! :D btw, Bella, WANNA GO SHOPPING WITH ME? THERE'S A BIG SALE GOING ON IN THE MALL RIGHT NOW!! LETS GO!! *jumping up and down while writing the note*
NO ALICE!! YOU CANT MAKE ME!!
puh-leeeeeease Bella?????
NO!!! SUCK EGGS AND DIEEEEE!!!
. . .
. . . Bella, love, vampires can't even eat…
I know.
then why say that?
say what?
'suck eggs and die.'
LE GASP! YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!?! BUT WHY EDDIE?!?
WHAT?!?! YOU SAID IT TO ALICE!! AND STOP CALLING ME EDDIE!!
no I didn't… :'( y'd you have to make me sad eddie? *sob* eddie is mad at me!! *cries*
Bella, vampires can't cry… we can only why do you even want me to die?
I don't want you to die alice. :D
Then why did you tell me to 'suck eggs and die?'
I DID?!?!
yeeeeeeesss…….
WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?!?!
. . . she wanted to know if you would go shopping with her.
I DON'T WANT TO ALICE! GOSH! JUST SUCK EGGS AND DIE!!!
WHAT IS IT WITH THE SUCKING EGGS AND DIEING?!?!
idkaaaaaay. its really fun to say though!
bella, what is that in your ear?
oh, just an earpiece for the cd player Emmett gave me.
and what is playing right now?
hmm… a CD of him saying something over and over again.
and what does it say?
I really need to kill Emmett for this.
the CD says…. "suck eggs and die. yeah. you heard me. just suck eggs and die…"
wow. . .
where's Emmett… I need to knock some sense into his air-filled coconut brain.
I am 100% with you on that, alice.
YAY! LETS GO! CHAAAARGE!!!
*Alice and Edward leave to beat up Emmett*
im so lonelyyyyyy… im so lonelyyyyyy!
hmm… I wonder if there's going to be a good muffin in the kitchen for me to eat.
AN: there's nothing better to write. :P and the whole 'suck eggs and die' thing, comes from my history teacher. XD he's so funny! oh well… any ideas? if you review, you get the feeling of making me happy! XD and a giant chocolate chip cookie to go with that. : ) pleeeeease!!! at least 1 or 2 reviews would make me very happy! :D
