Diaries of the Titans

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Raven

Dear Diary,

Yet another day went by in which Beast Boy would not leave me alone. As if trying to get me to eat tofu wasn't enough, he was constantly shoving a game of chess in my face asking me to play. And you know what I did? I played it. I took my chances, and I gave Beast Boy a chance. At first, it was going fine. Then, I got up to go to the ladies' room for just a second. When I came back, I sat down, ready to finish the game. He put a whoopee cushion on my seat. That was the last straw. I used my powers to lift up the board and I threw it all in his face. That'll teach him. He deserved it.

But now, just a few minutes ago, he came knocking on my door. I haven't come out of my room since that happened, because I know that with one look at Beast Boy's face, I'll end up smacking him across the face. I opened the door a crack to see what he wanted. It turns out he'd come to apologize to me. I was about to slam the door in his face, when I found myself doing something else. I exhaled sharply and I said fine. Then I slammed the door in his face. Why did I do that? He's really been pissing me off lately.

Just once, I ask that I can spend a normal day with him (or even without him) without he playing some immature prank on someone. One day, I swear, he's going to play a prank, something will go horribly wrong, and he'll pay. I'll make sure of it. Why can't be bother Robin or Starfire or Cyborg? Why me? He always has to be in my face.

Then, out of nowhere, he has to apologize. I just want to tell him toleave me alone. But whenever I'm about to... something happens and I end up saying something else, usually without even realizing it. Oh, whatever. I'm going to go meditate to get that green nuisance off of my mind.

Raven