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Super Smash Bros. Mayhem! 2

Chapter 2: Something happens

"Wait, are you telling me you lost them?" Zelda yelled out while Ramiro flinched but then looked at her.

"Yes, yes I did lose them, one because one of them is a psycho and hit me out of the park and another one's smart, smarter than anyone here to know when to run while the other one knows how to fight." Ramiro replied, "That and given that I've had a bad day so far along with your yelling isn't making it better! So excuse me Princess!" He yelled out while Zelda and Link just looked on in shock, "Further more you can wait about me getting them because I'm going on my break woman!" He replied marching off and jumping off of the stage. Anthony just looked at where Ramiro had left and at Zelda and Link who were still stunned.

"Yeah, just let him cool off for awhile, I'm sure he'll agree to look for them once he calms down." Anthony said soon running off and exiting the stage the same way Ramiro had just done.

"Well that was just… awkward." Link replied to which Zelda looked at him.

"Maybe we should take Anthony's advice and let him cool down for awhile, besides there's something I've been meaning to look into."

"Is it about Olimar's group?"

"No, it's just have you ever noticed dark like versions of the Smashers roaming around lately?"

"Kind of, I swore I saw a very dark palette Meta Knight flying around looking for Ramiro."

"Uh-oh, then this could be bad, but then again Anthony's with him so he should be fine."


-Meanwhile at the Kongo Jungle-

Celest was wandering around when she suddenly found herself surrounded by Roy and Samurai Goroh, "What do you boys want?" She asked as Roy laughed.

"You think you can defeat us! As if!"

"Okay, I know you just ripped that line off of someone, and also, I never said I'd fight you two."

"But you have to, because we challenge you! More or less me, Samurai Goroh's the back up plan if I fail, but I won't." Roy replied confidently while Celest just laughed, "What are you laughing at!"

"The fact that this isn't Pokemon Roy, I can just walk away from your challenge, or more or less roll away." She said going into morph ball form and rolling in between Roy's legs leaving a small bomb that left Roy speechless, Samurai Goroh walked over to him wondering what was going on.

"See ya boys." Celest said with a wave while jumping off the stage, and soon the bomb exploded sending Goroh and Roy blasting off into the sky.

"Damn it, outsmarted by a woman again!" Roy cursed while Goroh chuckled, "What are you laughing at!"

"The fact that you yell like your angry and the fact that you just said you got outsmarted by a girl again, has this always happened to you?"

"Um…" Roy said soon thinking back to his Melee days when he and Samus were going to fight, he got hit by a missile while he was checking to see if his sword was okay. Zelda had gone ninja on him with Sheik and kicked his ass before he could even fight, and Peach caused him to trip on a turnip causing him to fall off the stage. "I don't want to talk about it." He said crossing his arms and looking the other way.

"Yeah your right, I don't want to hear about your pitiful life in Melee."

"Oh you can just go to hell."

"I would say something, but something tells me I'm already in it."


-Meanwhile at Onett-

"Alright there's something I need to talk to you about Snake." Captain Falcon said as Snake stood in front of him arms crossed. "There's only one Samus and two of us, so…"

"So what, I don't get where you're going with this."

"I think you should give up on chasing her, and let a real lover take your place."

"What? You don't know the first thing about picking up women like Samus!"

"I know more than you that's for sure." Captain Falcon replied with a laugh.

"Alright Falcon, we need to settle this once and for all, Samus is mine and mine alone you got it!" Snake yelled out while Captain Falcon crossed his arms.

"Now listen here Snake, if anyone has the class to get to Samus it's me, I mean seriously, who wouldn't want a piece of this body." He said flexing his muscles. Snake scoffed at this and pointed at him.

"Oh yeah? Let's have a contest then, you'll have to do something near impossible in order to make me impressed that's for sure!"

"Well fine then." The bounty hunter replied, "How about the next person who comes here we use to decide on what the contest is."

"Sure why not." Snake replied lighting a cigarette before offering Captain Falcon one who passed them down, "Your loss." He shrugged as they waited for a bit soon Matt landed on the building opposite of them, both of them turned to look at him and he waved at them.

"Hello foolish mortals I will destroy you all and carve out your skulls to eat your flesh and-" He stopped himself looking at Snake and Captain Falcon who were talking to themselves in private and ignoring him, he growled grabbing his hammer, looking at it and throwing it away, he pulled out another hammer this time silver but through it away, this time he pulled out a gold hammer and smirked, he walked over to them about to use it before Captain Falcon stepped in front of him congratulating him.

"You there, pink puffball thing!" Captain Falcon exclaimed causing Matt to raise an eyebrow. "What's up douche?"

"Congratul- douche? Congratulations, you have been chosen as my apprentice in the ways of courtship."

"Uh… as much as your offer sounds delightful, no, I'm great at picking up chicks."

"Oh really prove it." Captain Falcon replied beginning to get skeptical about Matt. The pink puffball walked over to Snake, inhaled him and soon spat him out donning Snake's beard and bandanna. He soon jumped onto another building and immediately Peach came out of nowhere, hugged him to no end, kissed him on the forehead a bit and then left. Both Captain Falcon and Snake looked on, their jaws dropped in horror and amazement, but mostly amazement.

"Yeah, chicks dig the beard, you just have to pull it off right, and you sir were not pulling it off right." Matt replied.

"I see, that makes sense, tell me what else can you sug-" Snake said before being interrupted by Captain Falcon who stepped in front of him now and jumped over to Matt.

"Then we accept!"

"What?" Matt asked looking at him confused.

"You have much to teach us about women pink one."

"Pink one? What happened about you making me your apprentice, or whatever it was?"

"Bah, I was a fool to think that you did not know your way around a woman, teach us oh great one!"

"I don't think this is such a good idea, and then again no one ever has any good ideas." He said muttering the last part to himself.

"We're desperate man!" Snake called out on his knee's begging which surprised Matt the most.

"Fine, I'll do it, but on one condition, you must do what I say and together we will form a cult that will make us get all the women in the world! Will you follow me?" He called out while both Snake and Captain Falcon stood at attention and saluted.

"Sir yes sir!"

"Good, first we'll need eggs, flour, sugar, peanuts, cheese, almonds, nuggets, plywood, bob-ombs, followers, Shy-guys… actually scratch that, a Shy Guy battalion or something like that, I want to be like the Shy Guy General dude from Paper Mario." He said before several fire balls were tossed their way.

"How dare you try to steal Princess Peach from me." An angry Italian voice called out before the group of three looked at each other and soon ran off from a flurry of fire balls.


-Skyworld-

Pit was getting ready to start patrolling for any strange activities when he saw a dark palette Meta Knight land near him looking for someone. He walked over to Meta Knight and looked at him for awhile before speaking.

"Meta Knight what are you doing here? Who are you looking for? Also why are you dark?"

"Huh?" 'Meta Knight' said looking at Pit and then backing up a bit, "Hey don't scare me like that alright? I'm just looking for Ramiro and your not helping by questioning my color scheme." He said looking around and rushing away from Pit.

"That's strange…" He said looking at 'Meta Knight', "Do you want help?"

"Help from you angel boy, no way, you would only slow me down that's for sure." He said rudely causing Pit to be taken back by what he had said.

"I'm Pit, not 'angel boy', what's wrong with you Meta Knight?"

"Me? Nothing, what's wrong with you, why are you question me all of a sudden huh?" He asked before sighing, "Listen just let me get back to my business, this does not concern you so stay out of it."

"Fine, if you don't want help then I'll just stay out of your way." He said crossing his arms and turning away.

"Where's Ramiro? I know he's here somewhere, all I need to do is spot someone who looks like Falco and someone who looks like Lucario, and he has to be here somewhere." 'Meta Knight' said soon flying off leaving a suspicious Pit to follow after him.

"What's wrong with Meta Knight? Unless it's not him, then that could only mean one thing and it's not good." He said while pondering about the current situation.


-At Hyrule Temple-

"Hey guys." Marcus said speeding past Anthony and Ramiro who were relaxing. They were both leaning against one of the walls when they saw Marcus speed by. So they looked the way he came from and Wario came out with his Wario Bike chasing after him, except with Waluigi throwing tennis balls at him.

"Get back here and face the wrath of the Wario Brothers!" Wario called out following Marcus off the stage in a comedic fashion. Anthony and Ramiro looked at what was going on and both of them just started to laugh.

"Wow, think we should help him Anthony?" Ramiro asked.

"Nah, just leave them be, I'm sure they can take care of themselves." Anthony replied to which Ramiro raised an eyebrow.

"Anthony why did you say they, it was just Marcus, not all three of them."

"Oh, wrong part of speech then, anyway to reiterate, just leave him be, I'm sure he can take care of himself."

"Okay that's much better." Ramiro replied while Anthony looked at him.

"Since when did you become a grammar Nazi?"

"What? I am no such thing!" Ramiro exclaimed as the dark palette 'Meta Knight' from before found a hiding place to spy on Ramiro and Anthony.

"Oh my god it's Ramiro and Anthony, it's a good thing they can't hear me." He said with an evil chuckle before he heard them talking again.

"Hey Anthony, did you hear someone say something?" Ramiro asked while Anthony shrugged.

"Maybe, it sounded like, 'oh my god it's Ramiro and Anthony'."

"There's no way that could have been said, I clearly heard, 'oh my god it's Ramiro the legendary warrior'."

"You just said you couldn't hear it!"

"I said, 'did you hear someone say something'? That was all that was asked, I heard what was said and I know my ears don't deceive me."

"Ah crap…" Meta Knight said squatting down, "Well at least they can't see me." But on the contrary Ramiro could actually see him or at least a little piece of him anyway.

"Is that Meta Knight?" He asked, "Hey Meta Knight what are you doing over there?" He called out hoping his friend would answer. But that was before 'Meta Knight' appeared in front of him and Anthony with his teleport cape. They were both surprised and confused about the fact that Meta Knight had a color change.

"Nice try Ramiro and Anthony, but you'll never get me to reveal Ridley's location." He said holding his sword out ready for battle, "NEVER!"

"Wait a second, you know where Ridley is?" Ramiro asked completely surprised at what was going on and that he had finally gotten a lead on Ridley after so long. This caused 'Meta Knight' to gasp and move back a couple of steps.

"You tricky beast, you got me to reveal information!"

"What are you talking about Meta Knight?"

"Well you can't catch what you can't see." He said covering himself in his cape and warping away, only to appear behind Anthony and Ramiro who turned around when they heard the teleporting noise. "Ha, another successful evasion, your good dark Meta Knight, you are oh so slick." He said complimenting himself before looking over and seeing Ramiro and Anthony staring at him. "Oh crap." He said warping away and appearing behind Anthony and Ramiro again who turned around, he laughed a bit in triumph before he looked at them and winced a bit, "Oh crap." He said teleporting again and appearing behind them again, the same routine happened for awhile before Ramiro and Anthony just stopped turning around.

"Okay I've had about enough of this idiocy already; everyone knows I'm the only one who's supposed to act like an idiot for the sake of story." Ramiro said before being backhanded by Anthony.

"You were doing so well with the whole 'fourth wall' thing until now." He said with a sigh before walking to the side and picking up a baseball bat, he walked over to Ramiro who grabbed it from him and nodded. He walked over to where dark Meta Knight was supposed to teleport again soon holding it backwards and getting ready for a good swing, which was when his opponent appeared in front of him looking up in fear.

"Oh crap... mommy…" He said before getting launched out of the stage by Ramiro who smirked and did a victory pose.

"Alright that's my 25th home run, hope I can keep up my record." He said before Anthony walked up to him and sighed.

"Shouldn't you have questioned him though? He knew where Ridley was."

"Oh crap, wait why didn't you tell me this earlier, and since when did you start making sense?"

"Quack, quack, I'm a duck." Anthony replied blandly while spinning around in a circle before crossing his arms and glaring at Ramiro, "Ever since the end of Season 1! Oh crap, now you've got me breaking the fourth wall!"

"Anyway, let's go and follow that dark Meta Knight to where he landed." Ramiro said about to walk off when he saw Meta Knight drop down to the ground in front of him.

"Okay good, Pit's gone and now all I need to do is go and get help from Ramiro." He said looking around and seeing Ramiro, "Looks like I found you, listen I need your help."

"Yeah right, imposter, you just changed your palette colors to make it look like you are the real Meta Knight, don't try teleporting away again, because you stink at it." Ramiro said holding a bat towards Meta Knight's face which made him sigh, he teleported behind Ramiro, smacked him in the back of the head, teleported in front of him and kicked him in the shin causing him to drop the bat and hold his shin, Meta Knight then flew up and kicked Ramiro in the face causing him to crash into Anthony.

"If I was the idiotic imposter then why could I kick your ass so easily?" Meta Knight asked with a deathly glare.

"Okay, you're the real Meta Knight, I'm sorry, don't kill me!" Ramiro said immediately getting on his knee's and bowing before Meta Knight, kissing up to him.

"Stop that, I need you to help me stop Pit from trying to kill me." Meta Knight replied before dodging an arrow of light, "Okay Pit, stop this nonsense I am not dark Meta Knight, I am the real one." He said as Pit landed near him with his bow ready to attack him while Ramiro looked around and saw what was going on, he sighed and stood between the two, Pit looked at him sternly.

"I'm not backing down Pit, this is actually Meta Knight, he kicked my ass to prove it to." Ramiro replied crossing his arms while Pit lowered his weapon slightly, "Good, I took care of Dark Meta Knight, but that was before I knew that he had information regarding where Ridley was."

"No." Anthony corrected, "He told us and you just got annoyed by him so you used a home run bat to send him flying."

"He could be anywhere now." Ramiro replied before both Meta Knight and Pit glared at him, "What? Oh wait, yeah I did something wrong, sorry about that."

"Anyway, if you see dark Meta Knight, tell me, I'm heading back to my secret docking bay so that I can search from the skies." Meta Knight replied covering himself with his cape before disappearing, Pit looked at Ramiro.

"Sorry about the misunderstanding, I'll be looking for him to and I'll tell you guys when I find him." He said soon flying off.

Anthony sighed, "Ramiro, I've had visions lately, and I think this is the start of them."

"What? About a dark Meta Knight?"

"No, dark characters, I have a feeling their part of a bigger plot with Ridley being one of the key characters here, I wish I could say more but I'm just interpreting them." Anthony replied while Ramiro put a hand on Anthony's shoulder.

"It's fine, we'll figure this out, might as well get back to the Great Fox though, come on." He said before they were both stopped by a Red Alloy jumping in front of them and blocking their path, he knelt down to show respect to both of them which freaked them out a bit, considering they usually attacked them.

"I have a message from Master Hand, it's urgent."


-At the main command center of the Great Fox-

Carlos and Krystal walked in from the hallway talking when they saw someone at the window of bridge, it looked just like Ramiro except he was a dark palette Falco. They both walked closer before 'Falco' turned around and started shooting at them causing the two to split up to make sure they weren't blasted. "Looks like you two are stronger than I thought, if you were able to dodge my gunslinger skills." He said shooting at where Carlos was hiding to try and chip away at the defense, but that was before Krystal got her staff and ran up to dark Falco who turned one of his guns towards her and began to shoot in both directions, Carlos tried to find a way to shoot him while Krystal blocked the energy bolts with her staff. She reached for her got soon grabbing the end of her staff and swinging it knocking dark Falco's gun out of his hand. He turned around to fire at her but she shot him in the chest first causing him to stagger back, Carlos soon got out of hiding and fired at dark Falco causing him to hit the glass of the window and slowly slide down. Carlos rushed him and grabbed him by his collar slamming him against the window.

"Alright who are you and what did you do with Ramiro?" He asked with a growl.

"Me?" dark Falco asked, "Well I'm a dark copy of Falco, I don't know who this Ramiro is but either way I was sent to try and take you out, I had failed trying to find the real Falco so yeah, anyway I was sent to take you two out, and perfect timing since I have a smart bomb in my pocket ready to detonate in a few seconds." He said with a smirk before Carlos kicked him in the stomach pushing him against the glass and sending him flying out of the bridge, he looked in shock as Carlos shot Falco's pocket causing the smart bomb to explode sending him flying.

"Alright that was serious." Carlos said wiping the sweat from his forehead and looking at Krystal, "Looks like we may need that extra help after all, well that and to call Ramiro, what do you say?"

"I guess we'll have to, if you and me are going to search then we'll need someone to control the ship from here."

"Looks like we'll need to find ROB then." Carlos replied soon heading to the captains chair and pressing a couple of buttons trying to get a long range communication channel between him and Ramiro, it worked but was audio only.

"Yeah Carlos, what is it?" Ramiro asked from the other end.

"We have a problem, a dark Falco was trying to take your place." Carlos replied, if he could see Ramiro's expression then it would be a grimace.

"Listen be careful I won't be heading straight back to the Great Fox, I was attacked by an idiotic dark Meta Knight who gave away his whole identity."

"Strange, the dark Falco gave away his whole plan to, who knew dark clones were so idiotic."

"Yeah, their taking away jobs from the actual dumb people, like you and me." Ramiro replied, "Anyway um yeah, I have something I need to take care of, it's urgent, take care."

"Right, bye man, and good luck with whatever you have to do." Carlos replied cutting the transmission before looking at the window, "Damn, now I have to pay someone to fix that, I should really watch where I do badass stuff."


-Hyrule Temple-

"Alright anyway, time for the urgent emergency." Ramiro replied while Anthony nodded, they both looked at the Red Alloy skeptical for a bit, "So let me get this straight, there is a cult and you think Olimar's group of bad guys is responsible for it?"

"That is correct, or at least that is what Master Hand thinks, he doesn't want to take a chance like that considering the whole Mewtwo incident." The Alloy replied.

"So the order's name is 'The Order of the Sacred Bob-omb', or the 'Church of Bob-omb' for short?"

"That is correct."

"Who is leading this cult?"

"Some pink puffball in priest clothes."

"Matt, oh I am so going to kill every last one of those new guys, what's next some kind of dark threatening evil force trying to take over the world? Oh wait doesn't Ganondorf do that on a daily basis? Yeah so not so surprising when I think about it, anyway let us go find Marcus before this whole thing blows up in our faces."

"Literally, now let's go." Anthony replied taking off with Ramiro following him, while the Red Alloy also followed.

"Wait!" Pit called out landing near them and running after them, "Let me join you, so far I've had no luck with my search for the evil duplicate but perhaps if I go with you then I'll be able to help you in your quest."

"Sure, the more the merrier, now let's just go already." Ramiro replied running again followed by the rest of the group, he felt like he was in an Rpg except without all the Rpg elements.


-Meanwhile at Meta Knight's hanger bay-

Within the shadows of the hanger three figures were making their way up the gargantuan ship, one of them had a silhouette just like Bowser, the others was a silhouette of Pit and the other was one of Fox. All three of them had made it onto the deck where the combo cannon was ready to sneak in and raise some hell, when the hanger doors started to open up. The ship slowly lifted off as a figure was seen at the top of the bridge area, they all looked up seeing Meta Knight unveil himself, he looked down to see a dark Bowser, Pit, and Fox.

"So I see you are all here to try and steal the Halberd, too bad I have prepared for something like this, and you all will fall where you stand." He said warping to the edge of the combo cannon soon dropping down from it and drawing his sword, "You will taste my blade and it won't be pretty."

To Be Continued…

Where all these dark clones coming from? Why are they making dark clones when they realize they are just wasting their time in a sense. What does Matt have planned with all this Bob-omb business? Find out on the next Chapter of Super Smash Bros. Mayhem 2!