Well, sad is it is, I'm not allowed to make lists on here but I do wanna continue this though, so I had a good idea (yeah, I'm surprised too..) to take a few of the rules and make stories about them so its technically not just a list. In a sense, bookgirl39 gave me this idea, so thank you! By the way, they're two years older. Dan's 14 and so's Natalie. If they were still 11, this would be a bit strange... And also, they're all a bit OOC but you know, that makes it funnier! This is a long author's note, no? Well one last thing so it makes sense, Isabel and Vikram are dead! Why? Cause I hate them.

Dan's POV

Amy and Nellie were still away and Dan was still stuck with the Cobra's. Well, just one Cobra now. Ian had to schedule a "business trip" to Hawaii. Yeah right, lame excuse you [insert harsh word here] Cobra! that's where Amy and Nellie went. I sat on a chair in the guest bedroom of the Kabra mansion looking bored and miserable as one can be. Being the angelic saintly brother that I am, I looked for rules that Amy had forgotten to break and entertain myself.

Rule number 23: I can't tell Uncle Fiske that Ian took Amy's virginity just to see how he reacts.

I never actually have done that before… And why would Ames put it on the list if I hadn't? A warning? Nah, why would she think I'd do that? UNLESS ITS TRUE! "NATALIE! GET IN HERE!" I yelled. Idiot. Both of them! Not just Ian! Even though, I'm older now and don't get creeped out so easily, that is still disgusting. Cobra and my sister! They better name the baby after me! "DANIEL CAHILL! I TOLD YOU N-" I shoved the list in her face. "Look at number 23." I said closing my eyes and rubbing my temples, trying to get those nasty thoughts out of my head. Natalie threw her head back and laughed loudly and snorted a bit too. "You really did that? What did he do?" She asked me gleefully smiling. "I didn't." I replied bluntly. First her face went blank, then her eyes went wide and she dropped the list. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" she screamed.

No one's POV

Natalie kept shrieking "ew" for about five minutes, and despite Dan also being disgusted he was laughing his head off. "Natalie, you know, we could actually break all these rules to see what happens." Dan said after she finally stopped. Natalie was still a bit creeped out still but now she was starting to smile, well, smirk but that's as close as a Kabra gets to a smile. "Are you sure they won't kill us if we do this?" Natalie asked carefully. She liked life, and an angry Amy was very very scary, even to her and Ian. "SURE THEY WILL! But they love us right?" Dan said while he rubbed his hands together much like a cartoon villain. "Idiot.." Natalie muttered rolling her eyes but she couldn't help grinning thinking of the rain of mischief that would be soon to come. He grinned at her, much like an idiot. "But wait, do we just go up to Fiske and tell him then say we're kidding five minutes later?" Natalie asked sounding sort of sad. "Heh, hell no! We tell him then he's probably gonna send a jet to get them back including Nellie, I think she'll be surprised too."

A WHILE LATER...

Natalie and Dan arrived at a small Victorian mansion, in a limo. Then ignoring the doorbell, Dan proceeded to bang his fist on the door while Natalie muttered about him being a "git". A while later Fiske opened the door and looked down on them, "Hello there Dan and Natalie, is anything wrong?" He asked as the two went in and looked as serious as two 14 year old's could. "Uncle Fiske, it's about Ian and Amy." Dan said. "WHAT HAPPENED! DID THE VESPERS ATTACK THEM! NO!" He yelled actually holding back tears. "NO! Listen here, they've had a hidden relationship and we've found out that Ian has already taken Amy's virginity." Natalie told him and then watched to see how he'd react. First he started pacing, then he started muttering while pacing. This continued on for a loooong while till he finally went upstairs. Dan and Natalie didn't say anything just in case but they did have huge smiles on their faces till Fiske came back down with a machine gun. "Uh oh.." Dan whispered softly. "KIDS! We're going to Hawaii."

And that's the first part of this :D Not the best I know, but it'll get funny next chapter!