We wish you a merry Christmas:

This story, like the similar one in my Lord of the Rings version of this, has a setting, and tells a story: The Jedi are "Christmas caroling" outside Palpatine's door demanding to see Darth Sideos because they think he is harboring him. They are actually talking to Darth Maul until the end.

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year.

Now bring us that Sith lord now, now bring us that sith lord now, now bring us that sith lord now, or we cut off you arm.

We'll cut of you arm, we'll cut off your arm, we'll cut off your arm, with these lightsabers right here.

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new arm

We'll cut off all you limbs, we'll cut off all your limbs, we'll cut off all your limbs, if you don't bring him here.

Stop rolling on the floor, stop rolling on the floor, stop rolling on the floor, or head might go bowling.

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a mercy Christmas, and a mutilated new year.

You head is rolling 'round now, you head is rolling 'round now, your head is rolling 'round now, just bring him down here.

Your torso is cut in half, your torso is cut in half, your torso is cut in half, I'll quarter it right now.

We wish you a deadly Christmas, we wish you a deadly Christmas, we wish you a deadly Christmas, and an expensive new year.

We don't care if you can't move, we don't care if you can't move, we don't care if you can't move, for you can still yell

The ambulance is broken down, the ambulance is broken down, the ambulance is broken down, so you'll just bleed to death (1).

We wish you a burnt up Christmas, we wish you a burnt up Christmas, we wish you a burnt up Christmas, and a bloody new year!

"I'm the sith lord, you dolts!" said Palpatine

"Help requested. Extremely dangerous sith lord," said Mace Windu into a comlink

"Equipped to deal with him, we are."

"But he called us dolts! That hurt my feelings! I can't fight as well anymore!"

"I have a bad feeling about this," said Obi-Wan.

Yes, I know that lightsabers cauterize the wounds so you can't bleed to death, hence the merry Christmas line for that section. Poetic license, okay?