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Trauma Centre…BRAWL STYLE!
1st doctor…Ness
Nurse: Ness! You need to save the patient.
(Ness is reading a comic book)
Nurse: Vitals 1 and defibrillator out of battery!
Ness: So?
Nurse: USE YOUR HEALING TOUCH
Ness: Oh…ok! PK THUNDER!
(He burns the patient to a crisp)
Ness: Can I get back to my comic book now?
2nd doctor…Meta Knight
Nurse: Meta Knight you have to save the patient! Use your Healing Touch to slow down time!
Meta Knight: Fine!
(Meta Knight uses a healing touch and in 1 minute the patient is dead)
Nurse: What!? But…how?
Meta Knight: Oh LOOK!
(He carves a picture of himself into the patient's body)
Meta Knight: Cute right? Hmmm…needs color.
(The rest is censored)
3rd doctor… Snake
Nurse: Do a lobotomy
Snake: Ok!
(He cuts it when his codec rings)
Snake: Hold on…phone call
(Snake picks up)
Snake: I'm kinda busy I'll call back later ok?
Mei Ling(ML): Oh ok
Snake: You hang up
ML: No you hang up
Snake: No you hang up
ML: No you hang up
(Snake hangs up)
ML: I can't believe he hung up on me!
(Calls Snake back)
(Back in the operation room)
Nurse: Ok please continue
Snake: Ok
(He continues when the phone, on vibration, rings)
(He cuts small laceration during the lobotomy)
Snake: Dammit, I KNEW I shouldn't have set it to vibration
(He answers it)
ML: Why did you hang up on me?
Snake: You told me to!
ML: Oh ok. You hang up
Snake: You hang up
ML: No you hang up
Snake: No you hang up
(Mei Ling hangs up)
Snake: I can't believe she hung up on me!
(Calls Mei Ling back)
Snake: Why did you hung up on me?
ML: You told me to!
Snake: Oh ok
ML: Let's hang up together!
Snake: Ok
(They hang up)
Nurse: HIS VITALS ARE AT 1!
Snake: OH NO!
Nurse: USE YOUR HEALING TOUCH!
Snake: OK!
(Draws out a M4 and pummels the heart of the patient)
Snake: How'd I'd do? Did I pass?
4th Doctor: Marth
Nurse: Now face Savato!
Marth: (Spits some Japanese crap)
Nurse: GO!
Marth(Translated): OK!
Nurse: Now slowly hurt him
(Marth stabs at a rate of 100stabs/min into the patient's heart)
Nurse: Now inject this into him
(Pulls out a syrum)
Marth(Translated): No prob!
(Sucks the syrum with his sword and starts poking randomly)
(The venom gets into his bloodstream and savato realeases a 100 toxins of incurable venom into his heart making him die and live happily ever after)
THE END!
END CHAPTER!
