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Trauma Centre…BRAWL STYLE!

1st doctor…Ness

Nurse: Ness! You need to save the patient.

(Ness is reading a comic book)

Nurse: Vitals 1 and defibrillator out of battery!

Ness: So?

Nurse: USE YOUR HEALING TOUCH

Ness: Oh…ok! PK THUNDER!

(He burns the patient to a crisp)

Ness: Can I get back to my comic book now?

2nd doctor…Meta Knight

Nurse: Meta Knight you have to save the patient! Use your Healing Touch to slow down time!

Meta Knight: Fine!

(Meta Knight uses a healing touch and in 1 minute the patient is dead)

Nurse: What!? But…how?

Meta Knight: Oh LOOK!

(He carves a picture of himself into the patient's body)

Meta Knight: Cute right? Hmmm…needs color.

(The rest is censored)

3rd doctor… Snake

Nurse: Do a lobotomy

Snake: Ok!

(He cuts it when his codec rings)

Snake: Hold on…phone call

(Snake picks up)

Snake: I'm kinda busy I'll call back later ok?

Mei Ling(ML): Oh ok

Snake: You hang up

ML: No you hang up

Snake: No you hang up

ML: No you hang up

(Snake hangs up)

ML: I can't believe he hung up on me!

(Calls Snake back)

(Back in the operation room)

Nurse: Ok please continue

Snake: Ok

(He continues when the phone, on vibration, rings)

(He cuts small laceration during the lobotomy)

Snake: Dammit, I KNEW I shouldn't have set it to vibration

(He answers it)

ML: Why did you hang up on me?

Snake: You told me to!

ML: Oh ok. You hang up

Snake: You hang up

ML: No you hang up

Snake: No you hang up

(Mei Ling hangs up)

Snake: I can't believe she hung up on me!

(Calls Mei Ling back)

Snake: Why did you hung up on me?

ML: You told me to!

Snake: Oh ok

ML: Let's hang up together!

Snake: Ok

(They hang up)

Nurse: HIS VITALS ARE AT 1!

Snake: OH NO!

Nurse: USE YOUR HEALING TOUCH!

Snake: OK!

(Draws out a M4 and pummels the heart of the patient)

Snake: How'd I'd do? Did I pass?

4th Doctor: Marth

Nurse: Now face Savato!

Marth: (Spits some Japanese crap)

Nurse: GO!

Marth(Translated): OK!

Nurse: Now slowly hurt him

(Marth stabs at a rate of 100stabs/min into the patient's heart)

Nurse: Now inject this into him

(Pulls out a syrum)

Marth(Translated): No prob!

(Sucks the syrum with his sword and starts poking randomly)

(The venom gets into his bloodstream and savato realeases a 100 toxins of incurable venom into his heart making him die and live happily ever after)

THE END!

END CHAPTER!